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chicky en der basky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adfipy3lp9o\nOur local comedy radio station uses part of that chicky in der basky segment as a segue.\n\nEn español: http://www.kennychronicles.com/es/2011/03/03/al-parecer-es-la-semana-de-los-muppets/\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Originally Submitted to FurAffinity.net on March 3rd, 2011 08:52 AM.

I used an English-to-Swedish-Chef translator on that one.
If you're unfamiliar with the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show, here's a clip:
Let's cook some eggs!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhRkAzaDuyg
Also, put der chicky en der basky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adfipy3lp9o
Our local comedy radio station uses part of that chicky in der basky segment as a segue.

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