[The Story begins in the Cheeses' bathroom, with a close-up of a roll of toilet paper. Chuck E pulls the roll down with his hand and giggles. He then pulls it again, and toilet paper fills up the screen as he continues giggling. The screen fades to black, then in the next scene, it is revealed that the entire bathroom floor is covered in toilet paper. Chuck E, who is now covered in toilet paper, jumps and continues giggling until Jenny runs in.] Jenny: "Chuck E! Oh no, Snookums! That's for cleaning up messes, not making them." [Jenny is now holding Chuck E in her arm as she tosses the toilet paper in her hand onto the floor. She walks out of the bathroom, carrying Chuck E. In the living room, Munch and Helen are fighting over a toy robot as Jenny carries Chuck E by his armpits with both hands.] Jenny: "Now, you play out here with Munch and Helen, and before you know it, it'll be time for a nice nap!" [Jenny sets Chuck E down in the playpen.] Jenny: "Now share, you two." [The doorbell then rings.] Jenny: "That must be Austin and Jasper!" [Jenny walks towards the front door. Chuck E pulls on the toy robot's head. He, Munch, and Helen all fall over as the toy robot rolls away. Jenny, who is now at the front door, opens it. On the other side of the door, Austin is carrying Jasper in his right hand and a round plastic chair in his left. He walks inside.] Austin: "It can't be done, Jenny, it just can't be done!" [Jenny pushes the door closed.] Jenny: "Oh now, Austin, don't get discouraged. Everybody gets potty trained sooner or later!" [Austin walks towards the playpen and sets Jasper and the potty chair down in it.] Austin: "Not Jasper, not my son! He's gonna be taking diapers to work with him in his briefcase!" Jenny: "Now, listen, Austin, I've been reading all about potty-training in Parenting Weekly, and it's really quite simple!" [As Jenny continues talking to Austin, Jasper walks sadly past Chuck E, Munch, and Helen.] Jenny: "So you just go off and have a good weekend. We'll take care of Jasper and we'll make sure he uses his P-O-T-T-Y." Austin: "His what? Oh. Oh, yeah. Well. Okay. But if there's any trouble, call the hotel!" Jenny: "We're not gonna have any trouble, we'll be fine!" Austin: "All right. Bye-bye, Jasper. Be a good boy for Jenny and Chuck, okay? Use your potty, and don't eat any earthworms!" Jenny: "Bye, Austin." [Jenny pushes Austin towards the front door.] Austin: " Or breathe any toxic fumes!" [Jenny opens the front door.] Jenny: "Bye, Austin!" Austin: "Or drink any radioactive waste!" Jenny: "Bye, Austin!" [Jenny pushes Austin out the front door.] Austin: Or..." [Before Austin can finish, Jenny closes the front door .] Jenny: "My goodness, what a worrywart." [Back at the playpen, Chuck E, Munch, and Helen look down at Jasper's potty chair. Chuck E crawls towards it, and they all look inside.] Munch: "What is it?" Helen: "I don't know." Chuck E: "Maybe it's a big mush bowl." [Chuck E climbs into Jasper's potty chair and ducks. He pokes his head out when he hears Jasper.] Jasper: "It's a potty! You guys won't believe what they're trying to make me do!" [Chuck E is now out of the potty chair as he, Munch, and Helen look at Jasper.] Chuck E: "What, Jasper?" Munch and Helen: "Yeah, what?" [As Jasper talks, Chuck E walks towards him and Munch and Helen crawl towards him.] Jasper: "They're trying to make me... uh... they're trying to make me... Oh, I can't say it!" Chuck E: "Tell us, Jasper!" Jasper: "Uh, they're trying to make me use that!" [Jasper points to his potty chair.] Jasper: "Instead of my diapers!" Munch: "Nah, that can't happen!" Helen "Yeah, how's it gonna fit in your pants?" Jasper: "Oh." [Chuck E crawls up to Jasper.] Chuck E: "But Jasper, they can't do that to you!" Jasper: "Well, they're doing it! They call it getting potty-trained! It's the worstest thing that's happened to me since my mom put me on the bottle!" Helen: "What are you gonna do?" Jasper: "I don't know! I've tried everything!" Helen: Maybe you could put a lot of napkins in your pants and use em' like a diaper! [Helen pulls up her skirt, exposing her diaper.] Jasper: "I tried it!" Munch: "Maybe you could poop in your room and hide it in your toy box!" Jasper: "Tried it!" Chuck E: "Maybe you could just stop pooping altogether!" Jasper: "Tried it! It's no use! No matter what I do, it looks like I'm gonna have to be... potty-trained!" Freddy: "Ha! You little babies really make me laugh! First you cry for your mommies every time you get a little wet!" [The 2 year old brown bear walks up to the playpen and unlatches the hook. he opens the playpen.] Freddy: "And now, finally, you get to go without em' forever, and what do you do? Chicken out! What's the matter? Little baby scared to be without his diapers?" Jasper: "No, that's not it! I'm not scared. I, I just don't want to be potty-trained, that's all. It's just not right!" Freddy: "Not right?! Ha! That's a good one! Don't you dummies know anything? Everybody who's anybody is potty-trained!" [Freddy slaps his head.] Jasper: "Well, not me! I'm never gonna do it! They can't make me! I'm gonna wear my diapers forever, and no one is gonna stop me! Not my mom, not my dad! Not the present of the Benited Steaks! Because I..." Chuck E: "Jasper?" [Jasper puts both his paws over the front of his overalls.] Jasper: "I..." Munch: "What's the matter, Jasper?" Helen: "What's wrong?" [Jasper now has his hands pressed against the front of his overalls and his legs crossed.] Jasper: "I... I... I gotta go!" [Jasper cries loudly. This gets Jenny's attention, as she runs to the playpen picks up Jasper.] Jenny: "Oh, dear! This is it! Chuck, hurry!" [Chuck runs in, and Jenny runs past him.] Chuck: "What, Jen?" Jenny: "Get the potty, get the potty!" Chuck: "Where?" [Jenny is now holding Jasper in her right arm as she points to his potty chair.] Jenny: "There!" [Jenny runs into the bathroom, carrying Jasper. She sets him down, then undoes his overalls and rips off his diaper. Chuck, who is carrying Jasper's potty chair, is outside the bathroom door.] Chuck: "Now what?" Jenny: "Put it down." [Chuck sets Jasper's potty chair down outside the bathroom door.] Jenny: "Not there!" [Jenny points near Jasper.] Jenny: "Over here!" [As Jenny talks, Chuck picks up Jasper's potty chair and carries it into the bathroom.] Jenny: "Put it in the bathroom! Get me a washcloth!" [As Jenny continues talking, Chuck E, Munch, and Helen hear her. They all run out of the open playpen and towards the bathroom.] Jenny: "Help me with his shoes! His diaper bag! Help me pull off his pants! Not his shirt, his pants! Oh, where's his 'No More Diapers' book? Hurry, hurry!" [Chuck runs in the bathroom as Chuck E, Munch, and Helen are now standing outside the bathroom door. Jasper is now sitting on his potty chair and Chuck is holding the "No More Diapers" book. He hands the book to Jenny.] Chuck: "Now what, Jen?" [As Jenny talks and looks through the book, a caption that says, JUST WAIT in blue letters can be seen on the right page, and a picture of a naked toddler sitting on a potty chair can be seen on the left.] Jenny: "Well, according to Parenting Weekly, we're supposed to wait right here until he does his business, then give him plenty of praise so that he gets the right idea." [Jasper looks sadly up at Chuck and Jenny.] Chuck: "We just wait?" Jenny: "That's what the book says, we just... wait." Jasper: "Oh." [Many hours pass as Chuck and Jenny are waiting, to the point where they fall asleep in the bathtub Chuck E, Munch, and Helen are now in the bathroom, and Chuck E walks up to Jasper.] Chuck E: "Hey, Jasper, are you okay?" Jasper: "Is it so much to ask, Chuck E? Is it so much to ask? I just want things to stay the way they've always been!" Munch: "Aw, come on, Jasper, why are you acting like such a baby?" Helen: "Yeah, they're gonna make you do it anyway, why don't you just go along with it?" Jasper: "Oh. Yeah, when it happens to you guys, maybe that's what you should do." Munch and Helen: "Happens to us?! Nah." [Jasper gets off his potty chair.] Jasper: "Well, I guess I don't have to go after all." [After he says that Jasper then hear a small pouring sound and looks down to see the yellow puddle growing on the floor] Jasper: "Uh-oh!" [Later Jenny is holding a brush, which she uses to clean the wet spot with. Chuck, who is holding a bucket, sets it down near her.] Jenny: "Thanks, honey." Chuck: "Anytime, Jen." Jenny: "You know, Chuck, I just cant believe it. I mean, Jasper was standing right next to his potty!" Chuck: "Aw, Jen, it was an accident! Lots of kids haven't been potty-trained at his age." [Chuck puts his hand on his head.] Jenny: "Really? Like who?" Chuck: "Well, uh, like me, for instance." [Jenny drops the brush in shock.] Jenny: "You?! You mean you weren't potty-trained when you were two?" Nolan: "Two?!" [Nolan, who is now standing outside the bathroom door, with his hand on the door, laughs hysterically.] Nolan: "Shucks, we almost didn't get him into the boy scouts!" Chuck: "Aw, Pop!" Nolan: "Why, I remember the time me and the Mrs took the boys cross-country in the old..." [As Nolan talks, Chuck walks miserably out of the bathroom, and past the couch, where Jasper is sitting. Chuck E, Munch, and Helen are all standing in front of the couch.] [Chuck E looks at Jasper.] Chuck E: "Gee, Jasper, this potty-training stuff is tough!" Jasper: "I know, I know!" [Munch and Helen put their hands on the cushion Jasper is sitting on.] Munch: "Yeah, I mean, how do you know when you have to go?" Helen: "What's it feel like, anyway?" Jasper: "I don't know. That's really the hard part! I mean, sometimes I think I have to go, but I don't, and other times, I don't think I have to go, and I do! I really do! Oh! Now I'm so confused!" [Meanwhile in the kitchen Freddy is peering out the doorway, and laughing evilly.] Freddy: "Perhaps we should do for Jasper what my Mommy did for me!" [Freddy runs up to the kitchen sink and pulls on the left faucet handle. This turns the sink on, and also triggers Jasper's urge to pee.] Jasper: "Oh, no!" [Jasper jumps off the couch. He wimpers, and runs towards the bathroom, until Freddy turns the sink off, stopping Jasper's urge to pee. Jasper stops running and panting, this happens multiple times until Jasper falls on his stomach and cries as Freddy peers out from the kitchen doorway, laughing evilly. he then walks up to Jasper] Freddy: "Oh, Jasper, you're funny! Don't you know that going to the potty's is what you have to do when you get old? If you don't know how do it, you can't never go to school, or drive a car, or join the army, or none of that fun stuff!" [Jasper looks over at Freddy and holds up his paw.] Jasper: "I don't care! As Bob as my witness, I'm never gonna use that potty again!" [Later that night in Chuck E's bedroom. Jasper, who is now wearing a dark red shirt, is trying to sleep in Chuck E's crib, but he has a nightmare.] Jasper: "No! No, I don't want to go! You can't make me! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!" [In his dream Jasper is in a jail cell, and grunts as he lands on his bed. Munch and Helen, who are dressed like guards, walk up to the door of Jasper's cell. Munch is holding a key, which he uses to unlock the door with. Jasper gasps as Munch opens the door.] Munch: "Okay, Jasper, it's time to go!" [Munch and Helen walk up to Jasper.] Helen: "The chair is waiting for yas!" Jasper: "But, but, I'm too young to go!" Munch and Helen: "Not anymore!" [Munch grabs Jasper's right arm , and Helen grabs Jasper's left arm . They carry him out of his bed by his arms.] [Munch and Helen carry Jasper out of his cell by his arms. As they walk past more cells, Jasper stares at grown men wearing nothing but their diapers, and laughing evilly. and he gasps. Later Munch and Helen are now walking behind Jasper, who walks up to Chuck E, who is dressed like a priest. He is holding a book that says, THE GOOD BOOK in both his hands.] Chuck E: "Is there anything I can get for you, my son? Any last requests for you now?" [Chuck E holds up his hand as Jasper gets on his knees.] Jasper: "But it's not right, not right, I tell you! Don't let em' make me do it!" [Jasper grabs Chuck E's paw and pulls Chuck E toward him, causing Chuck E to drop his book.] Chuck E: "Oh, now, now, don't be being a baby, my son. What's the little people think?" [Jasper looks down at miniature versions of Chuck, Jenny, and Austin. Jenny is holding a book, and Jasper sighs.] Jasper: "Okay, I'll try. I'll try!" [Chuck E is now holding Jasper's hand as they, Munch, and Helen walk towards a door with a sign that says, THE CHAIR on it. A cockroach runs past the door, and the door lifts. Jasper looks inside and sees a giant adult toilet. Freddy is standing to its right side, with a mask over his face, and is holding a plunger in his right hand.] Jasper: "Aaaah! No!" [Jasper tries to run away, but Munch and Helen grab him and carry him towards the chair.] Jasper: "No! No! Not the chair! Not the chair!" [Chuck E looks at them as Munch and Helen grunt and toss Jasper onto the toilet.] Jasper: "Ugh! Wait!" *pant* "Listen, listen!" *pant* "I'm only two!" [Freddy laughs evilly.] Freddy: "Everybody's gotta go someday!" [Freddy laughs evilly as he removes his mask and grabs the chain's handle.] Jasper: "No! Please! Not that!" [Freddy pulls on the handle, causing the toilet to flush Jasper down it.] Jasper: "Help! No!" [As Jasper's nightmare ends, he wakes up.] Jasper: "Yaaah!" [He pants heavily, then stops. He puts both his paws on his face.] Jasper: "Wow! I really gotta go!" [Without hesitation, Jasper runs into the bathroom and sits on his potty chair. He sighs with relief as he pees into it. Meanwhile, Chuck and Jenny are asleep in their bed, but when he hears the sound of Jasper peeing in his potty chair, Chuck wakes up.] Chuck: "Huh?" [Chuck walks towards the bathroom, then opens his eyes and gasps in surprise when he sees Jasper using his potty chair properly for the first time.] Chuck: "Jenny! He did it! He did it!" [Jenny runs in.] Jenny: "Did what, Chuck?" [As Chuck talks, Jasper gets off his potty.] Chuck: "Look, Jen. He got out of bed all on his own, he came in here, and he did it!" [Chuck looks into Jasper's potty chair, which is now filled with Jasper's pee. Jenny then looks in.] Jenny: "I'll say! Bravo, Jasper!" [Chuck nudges Jasper with his fist.] Chuck: "Way to go, Jasper, you little potty animal!" [Just then, Freddy walks in, with his paw over his eye, and his other paw over the wet spot on his pajamas.] Freddy [crying]: "Aunt Jenny, I had a accident!" [Chuck E, who is now out of his crib, peers behind Freddy. Jenny puts her hands on her head in dismay.] Jenny: "Oh, no! Chuck, hurry! Freddy's wet his P.J.'s!" Chuck: "Not another one!" [Chuck smacks his head. Freddy cries as Jenny carries him out of the bathroom, and Chuck follows next to her.] Jenny: "Come on, now!" [As Freddy continues crying, Chuck E walks up to Jasper. He looks in the potty, then puts his hand on Jasper's left shoulder.] Chuck E: "Welp, ha ha, like they say, 'Everybody who's anybody is potty-trained'!" Jasper: "Yep, and I'm a anybody now!" Chuck E: "You sure are!" THE END.