I was only 13 years old, I loved Felix The Cat so much, I had all the merchandise and movies, I pray to Felix every night before bed....Thanking him for the life i've been given....Felix The Cat is Love i say, Felix The Cat is Life....My dad here's me and calls me a freak, I knew he was just Jealous of my devotion to Felix The Cat....I call him a butt, he slaps me and tells me to go to sleep....I'm crying now and my face hurts, It's very cold....A warmth moves toward me....It's Felix, I'm so happy....He whispers in my Ear: This is my spot.... He takes my whole body and places me face down on the bed, I ready my tighty whities for Felix. He chews my crappy underwear....It hurts so much but i do it for Felix. I could feel my shorts tearing as my eyes start to water, I put up againest Felix's Force as he rips my shorts to shreds with his lovely fangs....He Meows a Mighty Meow. My dad walks in, Felix looks him straight in the eye and says: It's all over now....Felix flys out my window. Felix The Cat is Love....Felix The Cat is Life..........