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I promise you that I won't-\" *Frrrrrrrrpt*\n\"Will you cut it off already, I'm almost running out of air freshener!\"\n\"I don't mean to worry you, but it seems like the steaks are finally there and I can tell you that-\"\n\"Please just remain silent\"\n...\n...\n*pffft*\n...\n\"You gotta be-\"\n\"Phew, now that's some serious tear gas. The steaks sure are-\"\n\"Enough already!\"\n\"Now would actually be a good time to use this air freshener, although.... Now that I think about it, there was cream in the sauce, wasn't it?\"\n\"Please don't tell me...\"\n\"I'm afraid to tell you that I am lactose intolerant and hoo boy, you really don't want me to launch one of these\"\n\"Exactly! 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I already thought about drawing him one day when fa!slatehypercurve suggested the same thing. The picture does differ from both, my original idea and the suggestion, mainly because I couldn't make the poses halfway acceptable. But I am satisfied with the spontaneously made up alternative.\nAnd as I said, I don't actually know hims, thus I'm pretty sure that him being with the Berserkers in Claude's office and his personality in the dialogue is probably very OOC XD", "description_bbcode_parsed": ""I would kindly ask you to stop this, my master will not be happy to find his office like that."
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"I-It slipped! I promise you that I won't-" *Frrrrrrrrpt*
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...
...
*pffft*
...
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"Please don't tell me..."
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*Frrrrrrrrruuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbtfffffffff*
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"I won't tell you that this was a lactose fart"
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"... ... ...!"
"Wh-what's the matter? Is the bottle...?"
"It is..."
"And my farts are just getting worse and this might be a problem, isn't it?" *pffffft*
"You don't have to push!"
"No need to put off the evil hour, eh?"
"..."
"Just look at the bright side, you are free to blame the dog!"
"..."
"Aww, come on, I'm just... Wh-What are you doing with this bottle? Y-You don't plan to...?! K-Keep your hands of my butt, It's a one way exit!"
...........



Just Snow, trying to get rid of Yasuyori's little blasts and a small dialogue.
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