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When this teen delinquent just so happens to cross paths with a certain eccentric wolf, things don't end too well for him.", "description_bbcode_parsed": "A generously-hung young cat-boy has a rather mischievous night-time habit - sneaking nekkid into honest folks' homes and effing with things that absolutely do not belong to him. When this teen delinquent just so happens to cross paths with a certain eccentric wolf, things don't end too well for him.", "writing": "The night was black, pleasingly so. A moonless night, the kind Leo liked best. The cat-boy ran nimbly along the top of the wall, his bare junk rubbing silkily against the inside of his bare thighs, before making a graceful jump across to the house, grabbing the edge of the roof and clambering up with practiced agility.\n\nLeo crouched on the roof, casually scratching his large naked dick, causing the organ to bob and sway a little, before running his paw through his long black hair, savouring the moment. The sixteen-year-old feline had been going on these little night-time escapades for years now, but his parents were still none the wiser. He would sneak into other folks' houses in the dead of night, while all the world was still abed, and take whatever he liked. Nothing too big or bulky, just little trophies here and there. It wasn't like Leo needed the money, rich as his parents were. Little trinkets and mementos, probably items with sentimental value more often than not. A watch, a necklace, a locket with a photo of some lady or other in it. It pleased the young feline, whenever he admired his trophies in the little box he kept under his bed, to think how all these items would be missed when eventually their dozy owners realised that they were nowhere to be found! But of course, the cat-burglar was long gone by then, into the wind. The thrill of pulling one over on the universe, and getting clean away with it time and time again, was a delicious one for Leo.\n\nBut there was one thing that gave his midnight sojourns that extra-special thrill - the fact that he did it all fully in the nude. The cat-boy had jet-black fur with a bluish sheen to it, which allowed him to blend in fully with the black of night. The only part of him that wasn't black were his large blue eyes, which were always darting slyly around, scanning his surroundings, as quick and alert as his pointy black ears. Of course, this had clear practical advantages, but mainly he just got a kick out of it. Leo was, as the school nurse had once politely told him, \"awfully well-endowed'', his uncut cock being already over eight inches long, pleasingly thick and fat, and with the same jet-black colour and beautiful bluish sheen as the rest of him. Ever since then he had always liked to show his size, whether it was sauntering around the boys' PE changing room with no towel on, or stretching out on a recliner in the garden, fully in his birthday suit (much to the consternation of his mother, who seemed to find her son's antics rather distracting). His girlfriend Ciara sure seemed plenty impressed with it, judging by the enthusiasm with which she always swirled her tongue round the meaty shaft of his hard, pulsing love-muscle whenever she sucked him off. Leo had boasted to her many a time about his little adventures, and many a time she had said he should stop. \"What if you get in trouble?'' she would nag him like a typical female, but of course he never did.\n\nJust now he was giving the bare penis in question a casual little stroke, smirking to himself as he felt it chub up a little, enjoying the feeling of the cool night air against his sensitive member as well as his own gently caressing fingers. Sometimes he even liked to paw himself off in strangers' houses, getting off to the thrill of defiling their inner sanctums so flagrantly, before jizzing into laundry baskets, waste paper bins, even behind radiators... just a little surprise for them to find later! He had even wiped his musky man-hose on a few pillows and bedsheets, inches away from oblivious dozing faces. \"A magnificent male like me has gotta mark his territory, after all!'' the boy would chuckle to himself.\n\nLooking around keenly, Leo presently spied a large, wide chimney. Most would shrink from the challenge, but the spry, practiced young cat-burglar was confident that he could get in and out that way without too much trouble - and any soot in there would easily blend in with his fur! Clambering in through its broad opening, Leo made his way down the inside in total darkness.\n\nHe was in luck! The fireplace at the bottom was not only unlit, but also open, so the feline thief would not have to painstakingly remove any covers or gratings by unscrewing them with his claws, as he had done in the past. \"Nice of you to roll out the red carpet,'' he murmured to himself softly. It was almost as though the proprietor wanted him here! This really was turning out to be the most fortuitous night so far. Leo sauntered across the room cheerfully, paws on hips, pendulous package swaying to and fro, taking in his surroundings.\n\n\"Oh my,'' Leo purred with interest and amusement, \"What have we here?'' He had clearly stumbled upon the home of someone rather eccentric here - the interior resembled something of an old curiosity shop. Weird paintings, mismatched furniture, a particularly disgusting diorama of worms having a picnic, which appeared to have been made with real dead worms, dressed in little Victorian outfits. Stopping next to a shelf, the teen feline peered hard into a large glass jar filled with extremely murky liquid, trying to make out the indistinct shape of whatever was suspended within. Presently he gave up, shrugged airily, and moved on to what appeared to be the shrunken head of an ancient bat, perched on an antique sideboard. \"Ooh, looks like someone got on the wrong side of some primitive tribe,'' Leo chuckled softly. Or, chimed in a little voice in his head, whoever lives here shrunk the head in question themselves? He dismissed the thought almost as soon as it had come, yet the feeling of scaring himself so was oddly fun. He felt his bobbing cock twitch and stiffen a little.\n\nOn the same sideboard stood an ornate box, with a little wind-up handle on the side. The young cat-burglar picked it up curiously, and started turning the handle slowly and deliberately, hoping to provoke a reaction. He was starting to wonder if the thing was broken when, sure enough, with a slapstick little \"ding-dong!'' noise, it sprung forth...\n\nLeo blinked in surprise, then laughed with delight. It was a cock. A cock-in-the-box! Not a real cock, of course, but a sculpture of one, carved in beautiful fine white porcelain. It was a shapely thing, too, large, well-formed and comely the fine details of the circumcised glans and the prominent dorsal vein, every bit as lifelike as his own, lovingly carved out...\n\n\"But is it as large or as comely as mine?'' the cat-boy murmured to himself with a mischievous grin. Only one way to find out! Taking hold of the porcelain phallus in one paw, he pulled it right out, the spring creaking as it extended, until it was resting right against his own, which, surprise surprise, was now fully erect, standing proudly to attention. The feeling of the cool, hard porcelain against the sensitive skin of his member made it twitch and pulse all the harder. And, with a satisfied smirk, the conceited cat noted that the cock-in-the-box was indeed a good inch or so shorter than his own.\n\nPart of him couldn't help but laugh inwardly at the absurdity of the situation. He could only imagine how Ciara would tease him if she could see him now, having a literal dick-measuring contest with a toy. \"But, hey, ya can't say I didn't win, babe!'' he imagined himself smoothly replying, as he began to rub the penile statuette against his warm, girthy shaft.\n\nAs soon as he had started, it was impossible to stop, so turned on did Leo find himself by the naughty, slightly embarrassing forbidden kinkiness of touching willies with this curiosity he'd found. The young cat-burglar wrapped his paw around both his own throbbing, pulsing girth and the hard porcelain that was now pressed hard into the side of it, pulling his foreskin up and down, up and down, over his moist, fat, glistening mushroom head.\n\nYanking the cock-and-spring back and forth harder and harder, thighs tensing up and balls bouncing freely as he vigorously beat himself off, the masturbating youth became so lost in his reverie that, at last, he inadvertently strained the creaky old spring to its limit. With a sudden pop and a crash, the porcelain peen came clean away from its mooring, slipping from Leo's paw and smashing on the ground at his feet, causing the horned-up thief to jump with a little \"Myowp!'' of alarm.\n\nCrouching down to inspect the broken shards, the young feline couldn't help but chuckle ruefully. \"Aww, way to ruin my fun! Who made this cheap piece o' crap, anyway? And I didn't even get to cum... now I'm gonna have to find something else in this junk-heap to finish gettin' my rocks off...'' \n\nRising to his feet, the cat-burglar kept one paw on his still-erect bare penis, continuing to idly stroke his needy, throbbing dong as he looked around the room, only to freeze as he beheld his own reflection, a shamelessly buck-naked cat-boy clutching his cock, staring back wide-eyed with sudden shock.\n\nThere was a tall, hulking figure standing right behind him.\n\nQuick as a flash, the spry young cat bolted, trying to make for the fireplace through which he'd come, but too late! A large, strong paw shot out, grabbing him by the tail. Madly he struggled, trying to break free, but it was no use. Almost immediately the boy felt a sharp pain in his right buttock. He looked down to see that his attacker had stuck a syringe in him. The room began to spin.\n\n\"Fuuck,'' he slurred thickly as darkness crashed in on him.\n\n***\n\nPresently, Leo became aware of someone humming cheerfully. A deep voice, one he didn't recognise. He couldn't make any sense of it at first, but the strangeness of the situation eventually prompted introspection. Where was he, exactly? What was the last thing he remembered?\n\nAnd then he remembered. And then he woke up with a start.\n\nThe cat-boy was lying on a couch, still mostly naked except for, oddly enough, a pair of baggy pink undies. He stared at them in confusion, blinking stupidly, still feeling foggy head from whatever that had been...\n\n\"Wonderful!'' came a voice from the other side of the room. \"My charming young guest is awake!''\n\nLooking up, startled, the young feline's heart began to beat harder as he beheld a tall, musclebound wolf. He was middle-aged, but still rather handsome in a ruggedly masculine sort of way. He was clad in an apron and was busily dusting a medieval-style wooden carving which depicted two foxes sawing a rat in half crotch-first with a two-handed saw, all three with oddly impassive expressions.\n\nThe teenage cat-burglar simply blinked at him, for once at a loss for words. \"Errm...'' was all he could manage.\n\n\"Well, I say \"guest'', to be polite, but that's actually not strictly true, is it, my lad?'' the wolf continued, turning to Leo and wagging a paw disapprovingly at him. \"After all, guests are invited, and, charming though you undoubtedly are, I don't remember inviting you into this abode of mine! Rather naughty, that was, stealing down my chimney in the dead of night like that!''\n\nThe boy's heart was still hammering, but the older wolf's congenial demeanour was stirring a little hope in him. Perhaps he might be able to charm his way out of this situation, if he played his cards right. \"Eheheh,'' Leo laughed sheepishly, pushing back his long black hair with his paw. \"Eh... sorry about that, mister... sir, I didn't mean any harm by it. I just wanted to... erm...''\n\n\"Explore?'' the wolf beamed indulgently. \"Well, that's all well and good, but you shouldn't really be exploring the inside of other folks' houses, I'm sure your mother must have taught you that.''\n\n\"Eh... well... yeah,'' the cat conceded uncomfortably.\n\n\"But if you must insist on doing so, you might at least leave things as you found them!'' the wolf continued, as though he were gently chiding a wayward nephew. \"But you didn't do that, either, did you, you young rapscallion? I understand that you found my cock-in-the box rather titillating, of course...'' he beamed broadly at Leo as the young feline blushed beneath his black fur.\n\n\"...But I was rather fond of it, too, and this is precisely the reason I would never have given clumsy kittens permission to play with it!'' The large lupine sighed and shook his head, then suddenly brightened. \"Happily, though, you'll hear that I was able to fix it!''\n\n\"Ehm... oh!'' Leo brightened, too. \"So... you're not gonna call the cops?'' he blurted. He felt like he probably shouldn't have been so overt, but the suspense was killing him.\n\nThe wolf beamed more broadly than ever, but it was only now that the young feline felt there was a slightly sinister quality to that smile. \"Oh, no, I don't think that will be necessary,'' he replied cheerfully. \"After all, you've already repaid your debt, Master Cat-burglar, and I thank you for that!''\n\n\"Erm...'' Leo was deeply confused. He had no idea what to say to that.\n\n\"Ah, silly me, you don't know what I'm talking about!'' The big beast reached up to a higher shelf, and carefully lifted down a familiar ornate box. Bearing it over to the couch on which the cat-boy sat, he handed it to Leo with that same oddly ominous grin. \"Go right ahead, my lad, don't be shy! Give that handle a turn and see for yourself!''\n\nThe teen feline's heart was hammering once again now. He felt certain this was some kind of trick, but he felt helpless to refuse. Turning the handle with slightly shaking paws, the anticipation of just what this menacing wolf was up to made it seem like an eternity, until...\n\n\"Ding-dong!'' A cock-in-the-box, just like before. A cock sprung forth on a spring, just like before. But this time, it was different. This one wasn't white and porcelain. This one was larger, jet-black, with a bluish sheen. Very lifelike indeed, even more so than its predecessor. This one looked... real, only rock-hard, preserved, taxidermized.\n\nThis one was... a cock he'd been looking at all his life, every time he pulled it out of his pants, ready for a piss. \n\nNo... there was no way... this had to be a joke... this had to be a prank... throwing the box onto the couch, Leo's heart was thumping almost right out of his chest as he frantically tore off those baggy pink undies, to reveal... \n\nNOT A JOKE! The voice in his head screamed as he beheld the neatly sewn-up little pink nub where his penis should have been, looking utterly bizarre above his still full, plump, velvety black scrotum. The cat-boy's paws clutched desperately at his altered crotch, as his mind tried in vain to find some way for this to not be happening to him. But all he could feel was the jarring numbness left by his missing dick, which still bobbed, mocking yet lifeless, on the end of the spring. He became dimly aware that the wolf was laughing at him, and looked up at the older fur plaintively, wide-eyed and open-mouthed.\n\n\"Oh, dearie me,'' the hulking lupine chuckled, wiping away a tear of mirth with a thickset paw. ``Please excuse my rudeness, young fellow, but that initial reaction really is priceless every time, no matter how many times I see it. A boy without his favourite toy! But come now,'' the wolf chided, gently taking hold of the bobbing black cock-in-the-box and waggling it at Leo like a finger, \"You don't really need a willy, you silly kitten! Wanking that whanger is naughty anyway, and you can piddle just fine sitting down, now. And maybe while doing so, you can have a little think about whether you should go sneaking nekkid into decent folks' houses and breaking all and sundry in future, hmm?'' The towering beast loomed over Leo, beaming more broadly than ever. \"Now, kindly piss off.''\n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "The night was black, pleasingly so. A moonless night, the kind Leo liked best. The cat-boy ran nimbly along the top of the wall, his bare junk rubbing silkily against the inside of his bare thighs, before making a graceful jump across to the house, grabbing the edge of the roof and clambering up with practiced agility.

Leo crouched on the roof, casually scratching his large naked dick, causing the organ to bob and sway a little, before running his paw through his long black hair, savouring the moment. The sixteen-year-old feline had been going on these little night-time escapades for years now, but his parents were still none the wiser. He would sneak into other folks' houses in the dead of night, while all the world was still abed, and take whatever he liked. Nothing too big or bulky, just little trophies here and there. It wasn't like Leo needed the money, rich as his parents were. Little trinkets and mementos, probably items with sentimental value more often than not. A watch, a necklace, a locket with a photo of some lady or other in it. It pleased the young feline, whenever he admired his trophies in the little box he kept under his bed, to think how all these items would be missed when eventually their dozy owners realised that they were nowhere to be found! But of course, the cat-burglar was long gone by then, into the wind. The thrill of pulling one over on the universe, and getting clean away with it time and time again, was a delicious one for Leo.

But there was one thing that gave his midnight sojourns that extra-special thrill - the fact that he did it all fully in the nude. The cat-boy had jet-black fur with a bluish sheen to it, which allowed him to blend in fully with the black of night. The only part of him that wasn't black were his large blue eyes, which were always darting slyly around, scanning his surroundings, as quick and alert as his pointy black ears. Of course, this had clear practical advantages, but mainly he just got a kick out of it. Leo was, as the school nurse had once politely told him, "awfully well-endowed'', his uncut cock being already over eight inches long, pleasingly thick and fat, and with the same jet-black colour and beautiful bluish sheen as the rest of him. Ever since then he had always liked to show his size, whether it was sauntering around the boys' PE changing room with no towel on, or stretching out on a recliner in the garden, fully in his birthday suit (much to the consternation of his mother, who seemed to find her son's antics rather distracting). His girlfriend Ciara sure seemed plenty impressed with it, judging by the enthusiasm with which she always swirled her tongue round the meaty shaft of his hard, pulsing love-muscle whenever she sucked him off. Leo had boasted to her many a time about his little adventures, and many a time she had said he should stop. "What if you get in trouble?'' she would nag him like a typical female, but of course he never did.

Just now he was giving the bare penis in question a casual little stroke, smirking to himself as he felt it chub up a little, enjoying the feeling of the cool night air against his sensitive member as well as his own gently caressing fingers. Sometimes he even liked to paw himself off in strangers' houses, getting off to the thrill of defiling their inner sanctums so flagrantly, before jizzing into laundry baskets, waste paper bins, even behind radiators... just a little surprise for them to find later! He had even wiped his musky man-hose on a few pillows and bedsheets, inches away from oblivious dozing faces. "A magnificent male like me has gotta mark his territory, after all!'' the boy would chuckle to himself.

Looking around keenly, Leo presently spied a large, wide chimney. Most would shrink from the challenge, but the spry, practiced young cat-burglar was confident that he could get in and out that way without too much trouble - and any soot in there would easily blend in with his fur! Clambering in through its broad opening, Leo made his way down the inside in total darkness.

He was in luck! The fireplace at the bottom was not only unlit, but also open, so the feline thief would not have to painstakingly remove any covers or gratings by unscrewing them with his claws, as he had done in the past. "Nice of you to roll out the red carpet,'' he murmured to himself softly. It was almost as though the proprietor wanted him here! This really was turning out to be the most fortuitous night so far. Leo sauntered across the room cheerfully, paws on hips, pendulous package swaying to and fro, taking in his surroundings.

"Oh my,'' Leo purred with interest and amusement, "What have we here?'' He had clearly stumbled upon the home of someone rather eccentric here - the interior resembled something of an old curiosity shop. Weird paintings, mismatched furniture, a particularly disgusting diorama of worms having a picnic, which appeared to have been made with real dead worms, dressed in little Victorian outfits. Stopping next to a shelf, the teen feline peered hard into a large glass jar filled with extremely murky liquid, trying to make out the indistinct shape of whatever was suspended within. Presently he gave up, shrugged airily, and moved on to what appeared to be the shrunken head of an ancient bat, perched on an antique sideboard. "Ooh, looks like someone got on the wrong side of some primitive tribe,'' Leo chuckled softly. Or, chimed in a little voice in his head, whoever lives here shrunk the head in question themselves? He dismissed the thought almost as soon as it had come, yet the feeling of scaring himself so was oddly fun. He felt his bobbing cock twitch and stiffen a little.

On the same sideboard stood an ornate box, with a little wind-up handle on the side. The young cat-burglar picked it up curiously, and started turning the handle slowly and deliberately, hoping to provoke a reaction. He was starting to wonder if the thing was broken when, sure enough, with a slapstick little "ding-dong!'' noise, it sprung forth...

Leo blinked in surprise, then laughed with delight. It was a cock. A cock-in-the-box! Not a real cock, of course, but a sculpture of one, carved in beautiful fine white porcelain. It was a shapely thing, too, large, well-formed and comely the fine details of the circumcised glans and the prominent dorsal vein, every bit as lifelike as his own, lovingly carved out...

"But is it as large or as comely as mine?'' the cat-boy murmured to himself with a mischievous grin. Only one way to find out! Taking hold of the porcelain phallus in one paw, he pulled it right out, the spring creaking as it extended, until it was resting right against his own, which, surprise surprise, was now fully erect, standing proudly to attention. The feeling of the cool, hard porcelain against the sensitive skin of his member made it twitch and pulse all the harder. And, with a satisfied smirk, the conceited cat noted that the cock-in-the-box was indeed a good inch or so shorter than his own.

Part of him couldn't help but laugh inwardly at the absurdity of the situation. He could only imagine how Ciara would tease him if she could see him now, having a literal dick-measuring contest with a toy. "But, hey, ya can't say I didn't win, babe!'' he imagined himself smoothly replying, as he began to rub the penile statuette against his warm, girthy shaft.

As soon as he had started, it was impossible to stop, so turned on did Leo find himself by the naughty, slightly embarrassing forbidden kinkiness of touching willies with this curiosity he'd found. The young cat-burglar wrapped his paw around both his own throbbing, pulsing girth and the hard porcelain that was now pressed hard into the side of it, pulling his foreskin up and down, up and down, over his moist, fat, glistening mushroom head.

Yanking the cock-and-spring back and forth harder and harder, thighs tensing up and balls bouncing freely as he vigorously beat himself off, the masturbating youth became so lost in his reverie that, at last, he inadvertently strained the creaky old spring to its limit. With a sudden pop and a crash, the porcelain peen came clean away from its mooring, slipping from Leo's paw and smashing on the ground at his feet, causing the horned-up thief to jump with a little "Myowp!'' of alarm.

Crouching down to inspect the broken shards, the young feline couldn't help but chuckle ruefully. "Aww, way to ruin my fun! Who made this cheap piece o' crap, anyway? And I didn't even get to cum... now I'm gonna have to find something else in this junk-heap to finish gettin' my rocks off...''

Rising to his feet, the cat-burglar kept one paw on his still-erect bare penis, continuing to idly stroke his needy, throbbing dong as he looked around the room, only to freeze as he beheld his own reflection, a shamelessly buck-naked cat-boy clutching his cock, staring back wide-eyed with sudden shock.

There was a tall, hulking figure standing right behind him.

Quick as a flash, the spry young cat bolted, trying to make for the fireplace through which he'd come, but too late! A large, strong paw shot out, grabbing him by the tail. Madly he struggled, trying to break free, but it was no use. Almost immediately the boy felt a sharp pain in his right buttock. He looked down to see that his attacker had stuck a syringe in him. The room began to spin.

"Fuuck,'' he slurred thickly as darkness crashed in on him.

***

Presently, Leo became aware of someone humming cheerfully. A deep voice, one he didn't recognise. He couldn't make any sense of it at first, but the strangeness of the situation eventually prompted introspection. Where was he, exactly? What was the last thing he remembered?

And then he remembered. And then he woke up with a start.

The cat-boy was lying on a couch, still mostly naked except for, oddly enough, a pair of baggy pink undies. He stared at them in confusion, blinking stupidly, still feeling foggy head from whatever that had been...

"Wonderful!'' came a voice from the other side of the room. "My charming young guest is awake!''

Looking up, startled, the young feline's heart began to beat harder as he beheld a tall, musclebound wolf. He was middle-aged, but still rather handsome in a ruggedly masculine sort of way. He was clad in an apron and was busily dusting a medieval-style wooden carving which depicted two foxes sawing a rat in half crotch-first with a two-handed saw, all three with oddly impassive expressions.

The teenage cat-burglar simply blinked at him, for once at a loss for words. "Errm...'' was all he could manage.

"Well, I say "guest'', to be polite, but that's actually not strictly true, is it, my lad?'' the wolf continued, turning to Leo and wagging a paw disapprovingly at him. "After all, guests are invited, and, charming though you undoubtedly are, I don't remember inviting you into this abode of mine! Rather naughty, that was, stealing down my chimney in the dead of night like that!''

The boy's heart was still hammering, but the older wolf's congenial demeanour was stirring a little hope in him. Perhaps he might be able to charm his way out of this situation, if he played his cards right. "Eheheh,'' Leo laughed sheepishly, pushing back his long black hair with his paw. "Eh... sorry about that, mister... sir, I didn't mean any harm by it. I just wanted to... erm...''

"Explore?'' the wolf beamed indulgently. "Well, that's all well and good, but you shouldn't really be exploring the inside of other folks' houses, I'm sure your mother must have taught you that.''

"Eh... well... yeah,'' the cat conceded uncomfortably.

"But if you must insist on doing so, you might at least leave things as you found them!'' the wolf continued, as though he were gently chiding a wayward nephew. "But you didn't do that, either, did you, you young rapscallion? I understand that you found my cock-in-the box rather titillating, of course...'' he beamed broadly at Leo as the young feline blushed beneath his black fur.

"...But I was rather fond of it, too, and this is precisely the reason I would never have given clumsy kittens permission to play with it!'' The large lupine sighed and shook his head, then suddenly brightened. "Happily, though, you'll hear that I was able to fix it!''

"Ehm... oh!'' Leo brightened, too. "So... you're not gonna call the cops?'' he blurted. He felt like he probably shouldn't have been so overt, but the suspense was killing him.

The wolf beamed more broadly than ever, but it was only now that the young feline felt there was a slightly sinister quality to that smile. "Oh, no, I don't think that will be necessary,'' he replied cheerfully. "After all, you've already repaid your debt, Master Cat-burglar, and I thank you for that!''

"Erm...'' Leo was deeply confused. He had no idea what to say to that.

"Ah, silly me, you don't know what I'm talking about!'' The big beast reached up to a higher shelf, and carefully lifted down a familiar ornate box. Bearing it over to the couch on which the cat-boy sat, he handed it to Leo with that same oddly ominous grin. "Go right ahead, my lad, don't be shy! Give that handle a turn and see for yourself!''

The teen feline's heart was hammering once again now. He felt certain this was some kind of trick, but he felt helpless to refuse. Turning the handle with slightly shaking paws, the anticipation of just what this menacing wolf was up to made it seem like an eternity, until...

"Ding-dong!'' A cock-in-the-box, just like before. A cock sprung forth on a spring, just like before. But this time, it was different. This one wasn't white and porcelain. This one was larger, jet-black, with a bluish sheen. Very lifelike indeed, even more so than its predecessor. This one looked... real, only rock-hard, preserved, taxidermized.

This one was... a cock he'd been looking at all his life, every time he pulled it out of his pants, ready for a piss.

No... there was no way... this had to be a joke... this had to be a prank... throwing the box onto the couch, Leo's heart was thumping almost right out of his chest as he frantically tore off those baggy pink undies, to reveal...

NOT A JOKE! The voice in his head screamed as he beheld the neatly sewn-up little pink nub where his penis should have been, looking utterly bizarre above his still full, plump, velvety black scrotum. The cat-boy's paws clutched desperately at his altered crotch, as his mind tried in vain to find some way for this to not be happening to him. But all he could feel was the jarring numbness left by his missing dick, which still bobbed, mocking yet lifeless, on the end of the spring. He became dimly aware that the wolf was laughing at him, and looked up at the older fur plaintively, wide-eyed and open-mouthed.

"Oh, dearie me,'' the hulking lupine chuckled, wiping away a tear of mirth with a thickset paw. ``Please excuse my rudeness, young fellow, but that initial reaction really is priceless every time, no matter how many times I see it. A boy without his favourite toy! But come now,'' the wolf chided, gently taking hold of the bobbing black cock-in-the-box and waggling it at Leo like a finger, "You don't really need a willy, you silly kitten! Wanking that whanger is naughty anyway, and you can piddle just fine sitting down, now. And maybe while doing so, you can have a little think about whether you should go sneaking nekkid into decent folks' houses and breaking all and sundry in future, hmm?'' The towering beast loomed over Leo, beaming more broadly than ever. "Now, kindly piss off.''

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