Jeremy could barely get any sleep during the night, as his mind was still completely overwhelmed by his adventure. He went to bed, but could only toss and turn as he waited for the morning, when he would text his new lover. His wife sleeping soundly next to him only put a little bit of guilt in him, which was mostly overshadowed by the sense of adventure and excitement, that after all these years, he was finally going out with someone other than the woman he'd known since he was a teenager. Needless to say, as soon as his alarm went off, he was already completely ready to jump out of bed. Still, he pretended to be a bit groggy and sleepy as he always did, so that his wife wouldn't catch onto anything, then stumbled out of the room. Before anything else, he unlocked his phone and texted his girl. "Hey Doll, are you still up to meet today? <3" he typed very carefully, and then eagerly waited for a response, which came only a minute or so later. "Up early I see~? Sure, meet me at the mall and I'll take you to my place from there!" The arrival of the text nearly made Jeremy's heart jump out of his chest. Meeting a girl at a mall without bringing any money with him wouldn't be a very polite thing to do, he thought, so he quickly grabbed his wallet and whatever cash was inside of it before he started dressing up for the date. He dressed up in nice looking clothes but he didn't want to be too formal- he hadn't gone on a real date for so long that he had completely forgotten how to dress for such an occasion! In the end, he managed to settle with casual attire, and after brushing his teeth and a few puffs of perfume, he decided that he was ready to go. As he was about to go out through the door, Ashley came out of the bedroom- apparently he took so long preparing that even his wife gathered her strength to get out of bed, which usually took way longer than the time he needed to get ready for fishing. "Where are you going?" She asked with confusion, upon seeing her husband dressed so nicely. "Fishing…?" Jeremy replied as that was the lie that he had already decided upon, but only now, that he was dressed up for a nice date with no bucket or fishing rod in hand, did he realize how unbelievable his story is. He quickly tried to make up something else, but her wife spoke quicker than him. "Fishing without your rod? And in such nice clothes? What are you fishing for, my dear husband?" She asked suspiciously, getting a little bit frustrated. “Uhm, you know…” Jeremy was never a great liar, but he had to make up something quickly to ease the suspicions of his wife. “Well, I got a job interview for a new company. You know how much I’ve complained about my current job, as this opportunity just came along so I thought I’d take it. I just didn’t wanna tell you ahead, because I didn’t want to disappoint you in case they don’t hire me.” He was incredibly relieved when he saw the strictness and suspicion of Ashley turn into a much softer, happy expression. He was quite proud of himself for managing to come up with such a convincing story, only having a bit of guilt for deceiving his wife in such a way. “Oh Jeremy, it’s completely fine if you don’t get the job! I'm still gonna be proud of you for trying!” Ash smiled, giving a kiss on her husband’s cheek. “But now go, I don’t want you to be late because of me!” “Thanks Ash! I’ll see ya later today” Jeremy returned the kiss and walked out the door, heading to his car. His heart was still pounding in his chest from the close call when he drove off to the mall, barely being able to wait to finally meet his secret lover again. “I’m here!” He texted as he got out of the car and walked out to the entrance, where he patiently waited for his girlfriend to arrive as well. He didn’t have to wait for long though, as she came only a couple of minutes later, wearing a similarly revealing outfit as she did the night before. “Well hi there cutie!” She greeted her boyfriend with a big hug and a kiss on the lips. “I barely got any sleep last night, I’ve been thinking about you so much~” “Oh same! I don’t think I got a whole hour to be honest with you!” He replied laughing, holding out his hand for his girlfriend to hold onto. “So, do you think we should go shopping before we go over to your place?” The panda girl gasped audibly in joy as the shopping was mentioned. “Oh yes please! I love shopping, especially with such handsome, well earning guys like you~” She replied in an excited tone. “Well, I wouldn’t call myself rich by any means, but I can certainly afford a little something for my girlfriend!” Jeremy giggled as they walked into the mall hand in hand. As it turned out in the next hour or so, Doll had quite a taste in jewelry and accessories, as she didn’t hesitate to pick all the most expensive options that her poor man’s wallet could afford. A couple of rings and necklaces into shopping, Jeremy realized that there probably wasn’t going to be much left at all from the money that he took with himself, but he didn’t really mind- if he didn’t want to spend it, he wouldn’t have brought it, he thought- and the grateful, happy expression of his smoking hot girlfriend after getting a new gift made it all worth it in the end anyways. After going through a couple of stores and buying up a whole fortune of accessories, they decided to spend the remaining money on a meal at one of the mall’s many luxurious restaurants. Needless to say, Jeremy felt quite out of place- he had never eaten at such a place before, and his meal cost more than what he probably ate for a whole week- but her girlfriend was stuffing her face with such enjoyment, that he couldn’t bare to see her go home with anything but a full stomach. “Well I guess that’s it, I’m all out of cash!” Jeremy laughed as they walked out of the mall. “So, should we go to your place?” “Yeah, let’s go! I was waiting for you to ask~” Doll replied, so they got into Jeremy’s car and drove to her place, which was only a minute or so away. “So what are you planning to do?” “Whatever we did yesterday, only better!” He replied as they pulled into the driveway and walked inside Doll’s house. The place was quite big and classy, with several unused rooms and a bunch of expensive looking furniture. Apparently the panda girl was in possession of some kind of a money spell too, because she appeared to be living alone on quite a high standard. They went into one of the bedrooms, which has a massive heart shaped bed in the middle, perfectly made and ready for a fresh couple to make love in. They didn’t hesitate much. Even though Doll made an effort not to burp and fart too much in the mall, she really let herself loose once they were on the bed, stripping each other of their clothes. “You know, in the restaurant, I ordered food that makes me gassy on purpose~” She revealed between two loud burps that would have smelled super repulsive to most people, but not to Jeremy. Instead, he got even more turned on, and now he was completely convinced that emptying his wallet for her was a great idea! This time, they didn’t settle with any regular tit fucking, they went all in. Jeremy slid his rock hard cock into the panda’s asshole, fucking it hard until more gas started leaking from it. The loud farts vibrated on his cock, giving him even more pleasure and making him go faster and faster. While they were fucking, Jeremy often leaned in for a kiss, which Doll would gladly accept along with a few burps that left a sour taste in the man’s mouth. After minutes of relentless pounding, farting, burping and moaning later, they both finally orgasmed- Jeremy into the girl’s butt, and her, onto the man’s hand as he was sensually fingering her pussy. This definitely went smoother than the spontaneous drunk sex they had the night before, and they didn’t need to say anything to know that both of them were eager for more. When Jeremy left Doll’s house to go home, he was already thinking of the next time that they were going to meet up. The next month was spent with constant meetups, dates and passionate nights, as the pair took every opportunity to spend a little time together. Jeremy lied that he had gotten a part time job at the company, which explained why he was constantly away from home, but despite him “working” quite a few hours, one thing didn’t really increase at all: the amount of money that they had. In fact, their wealth had only gone down since Jeremy had started working at this strange company, which resulted in constant arguments between him and his wife. Still, he insisted that the payments would come soon and this was completely normal, which could only keep his wife calm for only so long as she didn’t find another hidden money stash of theirs plundered. It was for paying for a friend’s surgery, Jeremy insisted, but Ashley’s suspicion couldn’t be held back for much longer. About a month later, Ashley announced that she had to go and take care of her parents’ house for a week, because her parents were going on a holiday. Although her husband pretended to be sad for a little while that he wasn’t going to spend so many nights without her, he instantly knew who the next person hearing this news was going to be. “Wife is going away for a week, wanna come over tonight~?” Jeremy texted his girlfriend as soon as he found out about the opportunity. “Sure thing, I’ll be over by 9 if that’s any good!” Came the reply immediately after. For all the time they’d been going out, not once has Doll rejected a date offer. This was actually going to be the first time since the party that she was going to see the house, and even though it wasn't really messy at all, Jeremy still stressed quite a bit about making it look as immaculate as possible, especially after what he had seen over at his girl’s house. Doll didn’t come late at all- in fact, she was so early that her car only parked up in front of the house around five minutes after Ashley left. Jeremy prayed that his wife didn’t forget anything at home that she would have to turn back for, then went out to greet his lover. “Hi honey, I’m glad you came so early!” He said enthusiastically as he helped the panda out of her car. She always had a bit of trouble crawling out of tight places like that, due to her being quite overweight, and her massive breast size didn’t help her one bit either. “I came as soon as I could! Wow it’s been a while since we’ve been here together, hasn’t it?” She said as they went inside the house. “Sorry, I didn’t really have time to tidy everything up so quickly. I didn’t want to be cleaning about while Ashley was here” He explained while they sat down on the couch in the living room. “It’s alright, I didn’t come here to look at the house… I came here for you~” She replied teasingly, pulling Jeremy down on the couch as they started making out passionately, already stripping themselves of their clothes. “So what do you wanna do today?” Doll asked while Jeremy cupped his hands around her breast, as he liked to do. “I got an idea… Why don’t we record a little something?” He proposed, pulling his phone out of his pocket. “Maybe a few pictures, videos… Just for us two, I’m not intending to upload it anywhere” Doll seemed to be surprised at the proposal, but didn’t reject the idea. “Do you find our little adventures worthy enough of a video, huh? Well, I’m not against it~” She said, smiling seductively and showing off her tits to the phone’s camera. Jeremy made sure to record every bit of action, as his cock went in and out of his girlfriend’s mouth, as it squeezed itself between the massive breasts and the way it pounded her from behind, accompanied by the constant loud, raunchy burping and farting that Doll always managed to produce so well during their intercourses. They were both coming quite close to the edge, when Jeremy suddenly stopped, pulled out and stopped the video. “What’s up? I was just about to cum!” The panda girl asked confusedly, waiting for her boyfriend to put his cock back into her. “Wait, I’ve got an idea… Why don’t we send this video to Ashley?” He proposed with a naughty smile. “Ohh, aren’t you a naughty boy?” Doll laughed, petting her boyfriend on the head. “Why not? Let her see who your new girlfriend is!” Jeremy opened up the messaging app with shaking hands, going over to the chat with his wife and uploading the videos that he made one by one. “I’ve got a new bitch over, it’s better if you don’t even come back!” He wrote as a message, and without hesitation, tapped the send button. The message was delivered, and there was no way back now. The two giggled and rubbed up against each other, still horny, waiting for the enraged response. The app showed that Ashley had read the messages, but there was no reply for quite a few minutes- so they assumed that there weren’t going to be any, perhaps she just didn’t care to answer. So they got right back to work, Jeremy got his now flaccid cock hard again, and he started pounding his girlfriend, slowly getting closer to orgasm again. “WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?” Suddenly the door of the living room was busted open, and Ashley looked at the pair on the couch with a furious expression. “H-hey Ash!” Jeremy tried to say something, but he was so startled by the sudden entrance of his wife, that he was completely out of words. They couldn’t even hear her enter the house due to their constant loud moaning. “So, I’ve got someone new over!” “And who said you could invite someone? What the hell is happening, Jeremy, I never thought that you would do this to me!” Ashley kept yelling angrily, starting to approach them. “Hey lady, don’t come any closer to me or my boyfriend! Not one step closer!” Doll yelled out from below Jeremy, but the other woman didn’t listen to her at all, keeping on walking towards them with loud, angry steps. Suddenly the panda girl reached out with her hand and pointed to Ashley, making a weird noise in the process. Jeremy’s jaw dropped in shock, as he witnessed his wife disappear into thin air in a blink of an eye; he knew that his girlfriend could do magic, but he had never witnessed it in action until now. “W-wow! Where has she gone?” He asked, once he could finally find his voice after the initial shock. “She’s still here… Look down!” Doll replied, pointing at the floor. Jeremy got up from the couch and went to look closer, to see a single, colorless condom on the carpet. He picked it up and looked at his girlfriend, puzzled as to what he was witnessing. “This is her! I’ve turned her into a condom for us! Why don’t you try her on?” She giggled, finding Jeremy’s expression hilarious. “This is by far the most bizarre thing I’ve ever done. Is she still… Alive?” Jeremy asked as he rolled the condom onto his cock. “From what I know, she will probably feel everything… But no one’s ever come back from a transition like this, so who knows?” She explained, spreading her legs. “Now let’s get this over with~” The man nodded and climbed back on top of his girlfriend. His horniness was way stronger than his shock by this point, and after so much relentless pounding, they were both very eager to finally relieve themselves. He pushed his cock deep into the girl’s pussy, thinking about how his wife feels now, being reduced to a single condom whose only purpose is to prevent her former husband from getting his new girlfriend pregnant. He went hard and deep, both moaning loudly with a couple of burps mixed in, until they both finally orgasmed, and Jeremy’s cock filled the living condom up with a bunch of his thick, warm semen. They laid on top of each other for a little bit, embracing each other, before Jeremy finally got up and pulled the condom off from his penis. “So, what do we do with… Her?” He asked, looking at the condom still bewildered. “You do whatever you want to it, I couldn’t care less! It’s your ex wife!” Doll laughed, leaving the choice up to Jeremy. “Alright then, I’ll be back in a minute” Her boyfriend answered as he went out into the bathroom. He tied up the end of the used condom, which was sitting just as silently as any regular rubber. He threw it into the toilet and after taking one last good look at it, he pressed the flush button, and watched it being swallowed by the water.