It was around midnight, and Jeremy’s and Ashley’s house party had just started dying down. Everyone was a bit tired from the relentless dancing and the alcohol’s drunkening effects started dying down, causing more and more of the guests to start feeling sleepy and flocking home one by one. Ashley herself got quite tired as well, so she approached her husband, who still seemed to be just as vigilant as ever.

“Hey Jeremy, would you mind staying with the remaining guests?” She asked in a slow, drowsy tone. “I’m feeling pretty tired, so I think I might just hit the bed. You know how I am…”

“Yeah sure, no problem! Goodnight sweetheart!” Jeremy replied to his wife, before turning right back to his friends to continue talking about whatever interesting story he was already occupying his guests with.

To him, the night was still young, as he was used to staying up until the morning from his wilder years, where he spent more nights at nightclubs and friends’ houses than his own bed. He took a deep breath of his weed, and watched as his wife stumbled into her room and closed the door.

As he was about to take another sip of beer from his bottle, he realized that there was nothing coming out of it- these things run out so quickly that he doesn’t even realize sometimes. He looked around the room for any unopened bottles, but he couldn’t see any, so he turned to his friends.

“Guys, I’m just gonna head out for another beer, I hope there’s still some left!” He said, getting up and walking to the front porch, to look for any leftover beer.

The weather was quite cold outside that time of year, so it made more sense to keep the beer crates outside instead of stuffing them into their small fridge, especially with so many guests coming over. The beer was kept just as cold, and since they lived in a good neighborhood, they didn’t really have to worry about anyone snatching it while they weren’t looking.

As he finally located the crates next to the door with his drunk and slightly high mind, he realized that they were empty. In fact, the last beer had just been taking out by an unfamiliar looking panda girl, who was struggling to open it up with her big hands.

“Can I help you out with that?” Jeremy asked, slightly startling the guest, who didn’t see him come through the door.

“Oh it’s fine, you can have it. I’m not a big drinker anyway, my throat just got a bit dry.” The girl replied, handing the bottle over to Jeremy.

“I’ve probably already drank too much tonight!” He laughed, opening up the bottle and handing it back. “So please, go on and drink. By the way, I don’t recognize you, I reckon you were invited by Ash?”

“Yeah, we’ve known each other with Ashley for a while, she invited me. You must be her husband then?” She asked before taking a sip of the cold beer, coughing a little bit.

“That’s right, I’m the man!” Jeremy smiled, reaching out his hand for a handshake. “It’s been nice to have you over, even if I’ve only met you at the very end. What’s your name by the way?”

“I’m Doll, nice to meet you!” She smiled, accepting the handshake.

“Well that’s a fitting name, I should say!” He replied in a slightly flirty way, which was a behavior that the alcohol often got out of him.

“Why thank you! If you were called Handsome, I think I would say the same thing about you as well… But Jeremy is a nice name too” She giggled, taking another sip.

“Aren’t you a tease?” Jeremy blushed a little bit from the remark, although that may or may not have been an effect of the alcohol as well.

“You were the one who started it!” The panda girl resisted, not being able to stop giggling. “So, how are things going with… burp… Ashley?” She let out a burp midway through her sentence. “Oh, I’m terribly sorry! This beer is just so fizzy, fizzy stuff always makes me burp…”

“Hah that’s fine, me too sometimes!” Jeremy replied understandingly, not being bothered by the burp at all. “Well, things have gone better between us in the past, I really can’t deny that. One of the reasons we threw this house party was to have a little something to do together and with some friends, but she has already gone to sleep. What can I do with that?”

“Oh, I see…” Doll nodded, her tone changing from playful to sympathetic as soon as she heard that Jeremy was having problems with his wife. “But please explain to me, what problems could a woman have with a man like you?”

“I guess it’s just that the… pink cloud is slowly starting to get stirred away, you know what I mean?” He explained as they sat down on the bench located right next to the door, struggling to find the right words to explain the situation with his intoxicated mind. “We don’t go on dates anymore, don’t say ‘I love you’ as much, sex ain’t as great as before, the whole package. We’re already becoming an elderly couple!”

“I’m terribly sorry to hear that, Jeremy…” The panda girl gently hugged the party host. “You know, I’m actually a bit jealous of her! I don’t get how she got bored with such a package so quickly?”

“One way or another. We’ve had a few conflicts, and it’s terribly difficult to maintain interest when one half of the couple doesn’t wanna do anything, other than staying at home and watching TV.” Jeremy could feel himself filling up with regret, his relaxed mood had started turning into a more resentful, bitter one, as he started thinking more and more about his decaying marriage.

“Well, have you considered taking a little bit of a… Break from her?” Doll started carefully hinting at something, though she maintained the comforting, consoling tone, but her question was ended with a loud, gurgling fart on her end. “Oh, I’m sorry again, here I go. So anyways, some couples who aren’t as romantic and ‘in love’ as they used to be, take a bit of time off each other. Maybe they remain single for that duration, maybe they find someone to try dating, and after a few months or so, reconsider getting back together, or if they were more satisfied with the life they lived without them.”

“Well I haven’t really considered that…” Jeremy said, staring into the distance as he contemplated whether this was something that he actually wanted to do. “But I really hate the idea of being single, or looking for someone else to date. I just want to be transferred into another relationship right off the bat, and I know that’s not really possible!”

“Oh I’m sure there are many girls who’d be absolutely into spending a couple of months with you Jeremy… You know what? Even I’d gladly try!” She giggled, grabbing the thigh of her new friend.

“Wow, that’s very kind of you, and I’ll be honest, I find you pretty cute as well. But I really don’t know if Ash would be into such a thing…” Jeremy started explaining, but was quickly cut short by the panda.

“Oh, you don’t have to worry about that. You know, I study magic… And I really don’t need to cast a ton of dark spells to make someone just a little bit more… Compelled to try something!” Doll laughed, which was accompanied by another fart, even bigger than the other, and one that they could both smell pretty clearly.

“Wow, these carbonated things really drive the gas out of you, don’t they?” Jeremy noted, trying to act a little bit grossed out, as most people would in this situation, even though he wasn’t bothered by it at all, in fact, he quite enjoyed it.

“Oh come on Jeremy, you really don’t have to hide it. I know you’re into this stuff, that’s why I’m doing… Burrrrp… It!” The panda girl slid a bit closer to him, smiling at his shocked, embarrassed expression. “Oh don’t worry, I’m a mage, not a mind reader. Ashley told me you were into it, that’s why I assumed you’d appreciate a little bit of gas~”

“Are you kidding me? Is Ashley talking about my fetishes now?” Jeremy’s face turned red again, but this time not because he was flustered- even if the burp did turn him on a little bit- but because of his anger that his wife shared their bedroom secrets to friends that he didn’t even know. “You know what, Doll? I don’t even care what Ashley thinks about us ‘spending time apart’, I absolutely do not need her consent, if she doesn’t need my consent to talk about my kinks to strangers!”

“Yeah, that’s absolutely understandable~ I’d be pretty pissed off too, that’s why I told you!” The panda replied in a tone that started getting more and more flirty, now that she saw that her prey had swallowed her bait whole. Jeremy was hers now.

“Totally…” Jeremy replied, sliding up to the panda and rubbing up to her thick body. He wrapped one of his arms around her and held her close, to which she gasped and giggled.

“Oh wow, you really are into me~” She blushed, rubbing the man’s thigh and getting closer and closer to his crotch.

“I think your spell has conquered me!” Jeremy said with a half joking attitude, not sure whether this really was the case, or if his encounter with his guest was really love at first sight. There was no difference in the feeling however, so he leaned in for a kiss as Doll’s hand finally reached his bulge, rubbing and massaging it sensually.

The panda gladly accepted the kiss, sliding her tongue into her newfound boyfriend’s mouth, and keeping it there for a couple of seconds, which felt like minutes as they happily moaned at each other, both getting more and more turned on from the intimate interaction. It was becoming obvious that something was brewing up between the two.

“Do you think we should go somewhere a bit more… Private?” Doll asked giggling, as she realized that anyone coming through the front door could have easily seen the two making love.

“I don’t really care, if they haven’t come looking for us thus far, I doubt they will come now.” Jeremy dissolved the worries about the two being caught together, and with that, he started unzipping his pants as they both went in for another long kiss.

While Jeremy was unzipping his pants, his girlfriend went for her bra, freeing her oversized breasts from the confines of the tight clothing. They seemed already big before, but now that they were let out to expand to their full size, they were so big that they instantly made Jeremy’s mouth water, not being able to wait to feel them for himself.

“Go ahead, they are all yours~” Doll said smiling, which was the only sign that her man needed to go to town on them, putting both his hands on the two tits and groping them, feeling their softness and still amazed that his hands weren’t even able to cover half of their surface. They were absolutely massive, soft and attractive, and the horny guy felt like he couldn’t go without giving them a try with another instrument of his.

He took his cock out of his underwear and started vigorously jerking it. It was already rock hard and leaking precum, so it didn’t need any more teasing to get it ready to fire. The panda girl laid on her back on the bench and Jeremy climbed on top of her, slowly sliding his member between the two soft pillows that were the breasts of his new, dream girlfriend. He thrusted back and forth, and the tight space between the two fuzzy tits felt even better than anything he imagined. Maybe the mysterious girl even had some kind of a pleasure spell to play on him, which was definitely not something that he minded at all.

“Wow, you are good at this!” She complimented the panting man, who in response started going even faster. They were rocking the bench so hard that it felt like it could fall apart beneath them at any moment, and it was making loud, rhythmic squeaks that they both were surprised didn’t attract the attention of the other guests. Maybe they were too preoccupied with their own conversations to hear it, or they simply didn’t care.

As the pounding got harder and faster, it seemed that Doll had even more trouble holding her gas in, as with every movement of Jeremy’s hips, she let out loud farts that were even louder than the squeaking of the bench, much to her boyfriend’s pleasure, whose enjoyment only seemed to grow from the accompaniment. He even seemed like he was about to cum, judging by his loud and fast panting, but was suddenly stopped.

“Wait, wait!” Doll suddenly grabbed the hips of her man, who needed to take a little while to slow down and hold his ejaculation back. “How about you cum into my mouth instead?”

Jeremy nodded and pulled out his cock from the precum-soaked massive tits of his panda girlfriend, putting his cock at her mouth instead. Doll gladly put the member into her mouth and started sucking on it, while Jeremy slowly pulled it back and forth. Suddenly a gurgle could be heard, as the panda girl burped on the cock that was wedged in her mouth, and that seemed to be the last thing that was needed to push her partner over the edge.

Accompanied by a loud moan, Jeremy shot his load into the girl’s mouth, who swallowed every drop of it, and even sucked on the cock a little bit more until it was pulled out of her mouth. They both panted a little bit without saying anything, recollecting themselves after the act and putting all their clothes back on.

“T-thank you.” Jeremy finally bore the silence, looking thankfully at the panda girl. “I really needed that. I don’t even know how long it’s been since I’ve done something like this, but I really missed the feeling.”

“Well let me tell you, it’s been a really long time since I’ve been pounded like this and let me tell you, I really enjoyed it as well!” Doll seemed to relate to the feeling as well, winking at her blushing boyfriend. “So what do you say, should we meet up some other time too~?”

“Of course, of course, naturally!” He replied without hesitating, taking out his phone from his pocket. “May I please have your number?”

“For sure. It’s 202… 555… 0146.” She said very slowly, as she saw that the drunk, high and recently orgasmed man had a bit of trouble finding and typing all of the numbers into his phone. “And my name is Doll, remember?”

“Y-yeah, of course. I didn’t write a contact name because I… Tend to do it afterwards.” Jeremy laughed with a bit of embarrassment, writing in the name of his girlfriend as well. “Should I call you?”

“Yeah, that way I’ll have your number as well.” Doll took out her phone too and picked up the incoming call. “Hello? So when are we meeting again, Jeremy~?” She jokingly said into the phone.

“Well, how about tomorrow? I’m supposed to go fishing, but I guess Ashley wouldn’t notice if I went somewhere else instead of the lake. She never comes with me anyway!” He replied, talking into the phone as well.

“Sounds great to me, I’ll text you the directions to my place, alright?” The girl winked at Jeremy playfully.

“Sure thing baby! But let me put you down now, I don’t want too much money sucked off my phone for this call!” Jeremy laughed, putting the call down.

“Well, thanks a lot for tonight, sweetheart!” Doll smiled after she put her phone away as well. “Both for the party itself, and what we did afterwards. I can’t wait to see where this goes! But I really do need to go now, I’m supposed to get up a bit early tomorrow.”

“I’d love for you to stay, but if you’ve got somewhere to be, I understand.” Jeremy put his hand on the panda’s thigh, looking at her understandingly. “You’d better get going then though, cause it’s past 1 AM now!”

“Wow, time really does fly when you’re having fun, doesn’t it?” Doll said with her usual teasy, flirty voice before standing up from the bench, nearly losing her balance if it wasn’t for Jeremy to quickly come in and catch her. “Oh thanks, I might have drank a little more than I should have!”

“It’s alright, let’s just hope we won’t be too hungover tomorrow!” He replied laughing.

They both said their goodbyes with a little bit more cuddling and hand holding, and then the panda girl had to go on her way. Jeremy accompanied her right to her car and even watched her drive off before he returned to the house to end the party and say goodbyes to the guests.

There were a couple of questions about where he was for such a long time when he only went out for a beer, and that they were just about to go and start looking for him, but the host dismissed all the worries of his guests, saying he just went down to the store for a bottle as there weren’t any more left. The suspicions of the guests were soothed away, but what was most important was not to let Ashley in on any of this; despite what he said earlier, he still didn’t want her to find out about their little affair, not yet at least.