Fast Food
By Espresso Cat

It was a hot day at the fast food burger joint. Kevin, a house cat, was lost in a day dream as his hands mechanically made the double stack burger for a drive through order. A fellow employee by the name of Dan had been on his mind lately. Dan was a 250 pound six foot two hunk of a polar bear. The bear loved to make small talk with Kevin to pass the time and break the monotony of monitor screens, beeping fryers, and flipping burgers. Bear in mind, Kevin was feeling frisky, and thought today was the day to make his move.

Kevin took off his cap and wiped the sweat from his brow. He stared at the time-clock for a moment, loosing himself in thought.

“Hot one, wasn’t it?” Dan burst into Kevin’s space-out session.

“Yeah, freak’n A/C doesn’t work worth a damn.” Kevin replied as he swiped his clock card. “Hey, are you doing anything later?” He said looking over at the ever-smiling bear.

“Nah, probably just play some video games and drink beer. Why?”

“Wanna hang out at my place later? I can get some steaks or something.”

“Sounds good! What time?”

“How does seven sound?”

“Cool, I’ll see you then.”

On the ride home Dan had the little Russian blue cat on his mind. It was exciting to finally be able to hang out with his coworker outside of work. They had many interests in common and Dan looked forward to perhaps growing a friendship or more with the cute little feline. Dan didn’t usually have feelings for dudes in that way but something about the little cat sparked some predatory hunger.

Kevin pulled into his apartment complex. It was more like a motel that was converted into apartments. He couldn’t afford anything more. Inside, he began to clean up a bit for the company he would have later that evening. While cleaning he thought of ways to give Dan hints that he was attracted to him. However, he felt he must do it in a way that if the feelings weren’t mutual he would not be out a new friend. Dan was just the dude Kevin wanted to get in the sack. The polar bear was big, had a nice belly, a nice smile, oozed testosterone, and was pleasantly sociable. 

It was almost time to meet up with Kevin and Dan was putting together something to wear. He ended up with a light blue wife-beater, a Hawaiian shirt, jeans, and flip-flops. A small bottle of lube went into his pocket. The bear scratched his neck and thought about how great it would be if he ended up with his cock stuffed in that kitty mouth.

Soon Dan arrived at Kevin’s apartment and greetings were exchanged. “I got a couple of steaks and some salmon. Do you mind grabbing the tongs from the drawer on the far left?” Kevin instructed as his arms were full of plates of uncooked meat and beers.

“That looks great!” Dan complemented. 

Kevin could have sworn that he saw the bear’s eyes staring at his ass when the compliment was given.

They sat by the pool area on lawn chairs grilling the meat, chatting it up, and downing beers. Kevin noticed that, through conversation, Dan was not very book smart but was great at telling stories. The bear had very little interest in current events or politics. Dan would blush occasionally while talking to Kevin, noticing how great he paid attention to what he said by keeping eye contact. Most of the talking was done by Dan. Kevin didn’t mind - he loved how animated the bear would get when he’d get excited about something he would be talking about.

It got quiet between the two friends as they devoured there grilled treats back at the apartment. Kevin served a great mixed vegetable medley and some baked potatoes.

“I owe you one, man.” Dan said between chews. “It would have just been beer and junk food for me if it weren’t for you.”

“No problem dude. You’ve helped me at work way too many times, I owe ya one.” Kevin replied. 

“Hey, I almost forgot. I brought some whiskey! You a whiskey fan?” Dan seemed to magically pull a brown bag from no where.

“I am mostly a beer and wine drinker myself. Haven’t really drank much whiskey.” Kevin wanted to play it cool knowing liquor always caused him to get carried away.

Pulling the bottle from the bag, Dan quickly took the lid off and took a swig. He let out a satisfied sound and passed it to Kevin. The cat took too a bit too big of a swig causing his eyes to burn and coughed from the fiery liquid. Dan smiled and laughed a bit at the small cat’s reaction. 

Kevin was dazed and handed the bottle back to Dan. “Ugh. That sure did warm me up. I’ll be back - I gotta piss.”

“Heh heh. Word.” Dan smiled and took another sip of the brown liquor.

As Kevin was in the bathroom Dan noticed a tablet PC sitting on the side table next to the couch. He picked it up and turned it on. He was just going to navigate to a browser and check the weather tomorrow. On the screen was Kevin’s journal. Dan was now starting to become more and more intoxicated so the words were a blurry, jumbled mess. What he did read was something about a certain polar bear’s sexy beer belly and what that dark purple cock must look like. A relieved grin came across his face as he turned off the tablet and placed it back on the side table. Now Dan knew what Kevin was after and that suited him just fine.

“What are you smile’n aboud?” The cat said slurring his words. Since Kevin was only about 125 pounds the liquor had hit him a bit harder and faster. 

“Oh, nothing.” Dan replied coyly. 

Kevin stretched to his tip-toes giving a strip tease like pose to Dan. The bear continued to smile as he checked out the kitty’s lithe body. A bit of belly and navel innocently displayed under Kevin’s short t-shirt.

“It’s hot in here. I’m tayging off muh shirt.” Kevin immediately lifted the shirt up over his head. Dan’s eyes got wide and drool began to collect in the the corner of his mouth. He took another sip of whiskey as he continued to eye the kitty. Now he was the quiet one, entranced by the slim little kitty’s hot body. “You wanna watch a movie or somethin? I got a whole buncha deebeedees udder hear.” Kevin bent down in front of Dan tail straight up in the air with his ass pointed right where Dan could see.

“Nah, I don’t really wanna watch anything besides you.” Dan said as he got up off the couch and got behind Kevin.

Slowly, Dan wrapped his arms around Kevin’s bare waist causing the cat to mew in surprise. He places a paw on Kevin’s chin, tilting his head back to whisper, “I know what you want, slut kitty. So why don’t ya do a little slut kitty strip for me.”

Kevin’s heart raced when he felt Dan grab him and pull him against his body. It was exactly what he wanted yet he was still more reluctant than he imagined. 

“I...I don’t know...” Kevin replied feeling Dan’s chest rise and fall behind him.

“I don’t know either but I do know I didn’t have any feelings for other dudes until I met you. If you’re down, I’m down.” Dan released Kevin and sat back down on the couch. 

Kevin looked behind his shoulder at Dan. He was lying comfortably on the couch sporting a toothy grin, a paw already massaging the raging hard-on under his jeans. Maybe it was the liquor because any inhibitions the gray cat had was slipping away fast. He wiggled his ass back and forth placing fingers under the waste band of his tight jeans. The jeans were pulled down slowly as he did a sloppy drunken strip tease for the pleased bear. Eventually the jeans were kicked off and a pair of snow white bikini briefs were all that the cat was wearing. Kevin could hear Dan growl with pleasure. Deciding to make things interesting, the cat climbed onto Dan’s lap. He began to do very feminine gyrations with his hips, grinding himself against Dan’s mound. 

Dan threw off his Hawaiian print shirt and lifted the tank-top over his head. Kevin admired the polar bear’s chiseled yet chubby chest and belly. He had the cutest black nipples. Kevin took the lead and got down off the couch between Dan’s legs. The belt was unbuckled, buttons unbuttoned, and zipper pulled down. Dan lifted a bit of the couch enough for his jeans to be pulled down and put around his ankles. He had on a pair of dark blue briefs that were also pulled off quickly by the lusty kitty. The cock before Kevin was even more beautiful than he imaged. It was plump, dark purple, uncut, and dripping with juice. Two large orbs nestled nicely below the thick tube. 

“So, what do you think, dude?” Dan said as he looked down at the kitty who put both hands around his dick.

“It’s even bedder than I thought!” Kevin cooed as he covered the length with the ejaculate. 

“What is kitty going to do with that thing?” Dan moaned as the cat worked off the shaft.

Without saying a word Kevin took as much as he could into his mouth. Dan had forgotten feline anatomy and how their tongues were like sand-paper. The sensation was intense and burned just a bit. The cat bobbed up and down on the cock like a pro. Dan’s eyes were now shut and his dark purple tongue lolled out to the side, dripping saliva. Within a minute or two he hunched over Kevin and shoved his head deep down on his cock. Kevin’s eyes went wide and almost gagged as hot bear cum spurted down his throat. He managed to pull off, the bear’s log bounced from his lips. Streams of cum painted the cat’s face and head. 

“What the hell? That was fast!” Kevin licked his lips.

“Goddamnit. Sorry about that. But don’t think I’m done yet!” Dan said and motioned the cat to stand up. His big tongue licked across Kevin’s face, tasting his own cum on kitty fur. He caressed down Kevin’s chest, down his sides, then behind to the cat butt. Pulling the cat crotch to his big black nose, he inhaled the tom’s musk through the white bikini briefs. He looped his fingers in the waste band and slowly teased them down. There in front of him was a pink tip of kitty cock peaking out of a small sheath. Two small jewels hung right below, close to the slim cat’s body.  “Aw, that shit is cute as fuck!” He growled.

“Mmmm, so glad you like it mister bear. Oh, please don’t eat me, heheh.” The gray cat was silly from the alcohol and excitement.

“Oh now that’s too bad. You are my dessert tonight, kitten.” Dan said as he massaged Kevin’s sheath and balls.

It did not take long for all of Kevin’s length to emerge from his sheath. The cat was longer and a bit thicker than Dan thought. He brought that cat up to the couch to stand with his crotch right in muzzle height for him. His purple tongue licked between Kevin’s legs, over his balls and slowly up the whole length of the pink penis. Kevin purred then gasped from the sensation causing his legs to weaken. Seeing that this kind of attention would be too much for the little cat, Dan put Kevin to the side. 

“Ever sixty-nine before?” Dan asked.

“No, but I’m ready for it.” Kevin mewed.

Dan laid back onto the couch lengthwise. Kevin maneuvered himself over the white bear and got on top of him facing the giant purple bear dick. Being that Kevin was about a foot shorter than Dan, Kevin was facing a tail that was waving straight up in the air above a slim but round little ass. He growled at the wonderful view. 

“Maybe just use your hands this time. That tongue of yours is a bit much, heheh.” Kevin instructed.

The bear placed his paws on the cheeks in front of him, massaging them, pulling them apart. Between the gray silky orbs was a cute little pink pucker. Dan licked from the little kitty balls, up his taint, over the sensitive asshole, and up a bit of the tail. Kevin gasped and mewed loudly at the tongue carelessly lathering up his most private areas. The kitty feet on either side of the bear’s head lifted every time he would hit a sensitive spot with expressive spread toes. Out of the corners of his eyes, Dan would see the flashes of the dark gray foot pads. The kitty continued to work the bear with his paws as the bear in turn worked every bit of the cat’s backside with his large tongue. 

The way the cat’s body writhed in pleasure above Dan turned him on more than he thought another male could, “I’m gonna...oomph!” 

Kevin felt the ursine member pulse in his grip. He lifted up just in time to get stream after stream of thick cum plaster his shoulders and neck. “Damn! How much of that stuff do you got in there?” Kevin teased the now super sensitive cock that caused Dan to shudder beneath him. 

“Oh, there is plenty more where that came from, little buddy.” Dan fished a bottle of lubricant out of his pants. “You wanna go all the way? I’d really like to tap that cute little ass of yours.”

Kevin, though still somewhat intoxicated, knew this would be rough. “Fuck yeah, mister bear! Just let me get another swig ah that whiskey.” Still dripping with the new bear cum, the cat went over and took a shot of whiskey.

Dan grabbed up the little cat with ease and hoisted him over his shoulder, a giant white paw on the gray ass. “Let’s go to your bed, there is probably more room than the couch.”

When they got to the bedroom Dan laid Kevin down gently. The cat purred and looked up to Dan with lusty eyes. This was going way better than Kevin imagined. The plan was to try and get Dan into a hand or blow job. Now, he was about to get the bear’s thick meat injection. 

The bear growled in pleasure as he lifted Kevin’s legs for a better view. To his surprise, Kevin grabbed under his legs and pulled his knees to his ears. Dan had forgotten how flexible cats were. The endless possibility of positions excited him. With one paw he massaged Kevin’s rock hard boner and balls. With the other paw he used lube to slowly work the pink pucker with his fingers. The cat’s body was undulating with perpetual pleasure. Dan could feel the purring throughout the cat’s body. The sounds of the tom’s moaning filled the room. 

Dan’s dick was now aching to fill the needy kitty. He rolled the cat to the side, “I’ll try and take it slow at first.” lifting the cat’s leg in the air, he lined himself up with the well oiled hole. A mix of alcohol and relaxation made the plunge easy. Inch by inch the cat was invaded by the dark purple member. Kevin was mewing like a girl. He twisted his waist to look up and lick Dan’s glistening black lips. The kitty had played with toys before, but never had an actual dick in his butt. The warm invader was soon in all the way. Dan intentionally left it in for a minute or so for the cat to adjust. 

“Oh yeah, that feels nice and tight.” Dan could feel the anal muscles flexing, squeezing the base of his cock. This was the first time he had tried anal and was amazed at the new sensation.

Kevin’s head was cloudy. He could not believe he had his buddy’s dick filling his guts. The dirtiness of the situation just made him hornier. “Fuck me you fucker!”

Dan chortled at the ridiculous drunk dirty talk. He slowly pulled out so just the head of his cock was left in the cat and then with a bit more speed, thrust it back in to the hilt. The cat screamed at the bear for harder and faster. Dan complied and fucked the cat at an even pace.

Soon they were up doggy-style. Dan looked below him to see the cat squirm - back arched, head buried in the pillow. His member looked like it should not be able to fit, disappearing under the long twitchy gray tail. The thrusting got heavier and Dan’s hips would collide with Kevin’s with a smacking sound. 

“I’m gonna shoot!” Kevin yelled after fifteen minutes of ass pounding. Dan pulled completely out of the cat and rolled him over. He quickly sucked on Kevin’s dick in time to gulp down all of his seed. “Fuuuuuck dude!” Kevin let out grunts and moans until he was sucked dry by the giant bear maw. 

“Now it’s my turn.” Dan said as he laid down on the bed, motioning Kevin to ride. 

By this time the cat was shaky from the orgasm and physical strain but did his best to sit down on the bear cock. He placed paws behind him on Kevin’s upper legs. Dan gripped Kevin’s torso and used him as a fuck toy. He roughly fucked the cat until his dick bulged. Kevin could feel his full stomach get even fuller with hot bear juices. Dan pulled out and shot more all over the kitty’s gray belly. By now the cat was evenly covered with spunk.

Kevin collapsed on top of Dan, his ass dribbling out more fluid. They lie there in silence waiting for their breathing to become normal and the afterglow to die down.

“Heh heh, that was fun, Kevin!” Dan finally said, “We should definitely do that again sometime.”

Kevin let out a long moan, “Fuck yeah.”

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The two made the cookouts a weekly tradtion. They agreed that they would just be friends and fuck buddies.