(Edward & Emma are shagging)
(The squirrel scouts come along) 
Gretchen: What's Edward doing with that twatting slutt?
Patsy: Hey! Gretchen has something to say to you!
Edward: What the fuck's that tranni want?
Gretchen: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME???!
Patsy: Gretchen is not a transvestite!
Edward: Well it sure does look like one
Gretchen: Don't call me an it!!!
Lazlo: Gretchen, Edward doesn't like you because you're an ugly cunt
Patsy: Lazlo!
Edward Yeah, ugly cunt