Harshing through the internet
and a Child's Account Closed.
Oh the mrs. fields we no
Bratting all the internet
Andrew Smith created COPPA
Making accounts locked.
but why is the COPPA Complied
to the Websites Oh

Jingle bells, COPPA Locks,
Tracking on the Kids
Oh, why no it is to Lock Account
and the Kid is Underage User, hey!
Jingle bells, COPPA Locks,
Tracking on the Kids
Oh, why no it is to Lock Account
and the Kid is Underage User hey

Now children will be Safe Forever
Joining the 13+ Websites that are too young
Getting a bailed fine is $40,000
saying "Try YouTube kids app".
Which results in YouTube
marking "Made for Kids Content"
you won't create a new account
And you will be screwed

Oh, Jingle bells, COPPA Locks,
Tracking on the Kids
Oh, why no it is to Lock Account
and the Kid is Underage User, hey!
Jingle bells, COPPA Locks,
Tracking on the Kids
Oh, why no it is to Lock Account
and the Kid is Underage User hey!