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Bikini Girl Went To St. LoveJoy's? Dr. ? did throw up the question and it got me thinking...\n\nThis is probably one of the biggest What If's out there.\n\nIf Radishia Collingsworth, aka. Bikini Girl, went to St. LoveJoy's, there are a few things you need to know:\n\nRashida is a fighter. She's been known to punch out boys and girls. \"You fight like a girl\" does not apply to Rashida, she's more like Mike Tyson. She punched out my Lifeguard partner, though he did deserve it. TebbyBear can is a Drug Ladened Asshole, but most would simply smack him and he would smile, probably because he's so drugged up, he cant feel it. But she slugged him out cold! And on more than one occasion!\n\nOnce she labeled you as her's, you're hers. No fighting it. You might as well put on the dog collar and hand her the leash. That is one reason why I never had a poolside girlfriend, and with three little goddaughters calling you daddy, there was no way winning that argument. When Cathy finally came to the pool in 1980, I had to sit Radisha down, and her and Cathy agreed on Radisha becomes my guard and anti-girl barrier while she can call me her own when Cathy was not there.\n\nBikini Girl has no fear. I'll give it to her many times... She been known to chase guys who gave her trouble into the Men's Locker Room, corner them and beat the shit of them while all the other guys looked at her in fear.\n\nSo with that in mind, Bikini Girl in St. LoveJoy's would be hilarious. Poor Fernando. She would probably kill Ada and serve her to Fernando as Birdie Fricassee. She would kill Jorge without question - harm her little squirrel-boy, will he! GRRR!!!! Guys wanting to get into her skirt will be met with a welcoming they will never forget, as she leans towards them, pretending to be interested and harmless, and cup their groins and measure their \"ability.\" Then she would well them how strong they are and how she needs a strong man to protect her, and give him a lick to their cheek. Then her grip on their groin would tighten... Tighten hard enough to make them crumple to the floor holding their manhood and cry.\n\nBut she would never do that to Fernando. She would cup his groin and stroke him to get him to rise to the occasion, lick his cheek and whisper in his ear, \"Remember, you're mine...\" Poor Fernando, he would be a walking hard-on with a nervous condition thanks to her.\n\nAnd remember, she is 2 years older than he is, so until Fernando hits 16, he would be shorter than she is. Not that it would matter. Until the end, it never did...\n\nIn thinking about it, she and Lucy would either hit it off as great friends or end up killing each other!\n", "description_bbcode_parsed": "What If... Bikini Girl Went To St. LoveJoy's? Dr. ? did throw up the question and it got me thinking...

This is probably one of the biggest What If's out there.

If Radishia Collingsworth, aka. Bikini Girl, went to St. LoveJoy's, there are a few things you need to know:

Rashida is a fighter. She's been known to punch out boys and girls. "You fight like a girl" does not apply to Rashida, she's more like Mike Tyson. She punched out my Lifeguard partner, though he did deserve it. TebbyBear can is a Drug Ladened Asshole, but most would simply smack him and he would smile, probably because he's so drugged up, he cant feel it. But she slugged him out cold! And on more than one occasion!

Once she labeled you as her's, you're hers. No fighting it. You might as well put on the dog collar and hand her the leash. That is one reason why I never had a poolside girlfriend, and with three little goddaughters calling you daddy, there was no way winning that argument. When Cathy finally came to the pool in 1980, I had to sit Radisha down, and her and Cathy agreed on Radisha becomes my guard and anti-girl barrier while she can call me her own when Cathy was not there.

Bikini Girl has no fear. I'll give it to her many times... She been known to chase guys who gave her trouble into the Men's Locker Room, corner them and beat the shit of them while all the other guys looked at her in fear.

So with that in mind, Bikini Girl in St. LoveJoy's would be hilarious. Poor Fernando. She would probably kill Ada and serve her to Fernando as Birdie Fricassee. She would kill Jorge without question - harm her little squirrel-boy, will he! GRRR!!!! Guys wanting to get into her skirt will be met with a welcoming they will never forget, as she leans towards them, pretending to be interested and harmless, and cup their groins and measure their "ability." Then she would well them how strong they are and how she needs a strong man to protect her, and give him a lick to their cheek. Then her grip on their groin would tighten... Tighten hard enough to make them crumple to the floor holding their manhood and cry.

But she would never do that to Fernando. She would cup his groin and stroke him to get him to rise to the occasion, lick his cheek and whisper in his ear, "Remember, you're mine..." Poor Fernando, he would be a walking hard-on with a nervous condition thanks to her.

And remember, she is 2 years older than he is, so until Fernando hits 16, he would be shorter than she is. Not that it would matter. Until the end, it never did...

In thinking about it, she and Lucy would either hit it off as great friends or end up killing each other!
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