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YOU AS THE GIRL SELECTS WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND NOT ME SELECT WHO IS MY GIRLFRIEND. IN SHORT, IF I GO AROUND SAYING YOU’RE MY GIRLFRIEND WHEN YOU’RE NOT, I CAN GET INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE. BUT YOU SAYING THAT I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND WILL NOT GET YOU INTO TROUBLE. SO UNTIL YOU SAY IT IS SO, I CAN NOT DO NOTHING ABOUT IT. ALL I CAN DO IS TRY TO ASK YOU OUT ON A DATE LIKE IN THE PAST, AND IF YOU SAY NO, NO MEANS NO. I CAN NOT FORCE YOU TO DECIDE. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?\n\nMinverva: WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT SEX STUFF? IF I SAY YES TO YOU BEING MY BOYFRIEND DO I HAVE TO DO IT WITH YOU ALL THE TIME?\n\nFernando: AGAIN, YOU ARE THE GIRL. IT IS UP TO YOU TO DECIDE AND SAY WHAT YOU WANT AND ALLOW. NO MEANS NO. AND ALL I WANTED IS A DATE WITH YOU, NOTHING MORE.\n\nMinverva: JUST A DATE? WITH KISSING AND STUFF LIKE THAT?\n\nFernando: ONLY WHAT YOU ALLOW. WE DO NOT HAVE TO KISS UNLESS YOU WANT TOO.\n\n\n\nPanel 4:\n\nFernando: JUST ONE DATE. LUNCH OR DINNER, MOVIE OR MUSEUM, WALK OR HANG OUT, TALK OR NOT, KISS OR NOT. IT IS ON YOU. ALL I WANT FROM YOU IS TO SAY THAT YOU HAD A GOOD TIME GOING OUT ON A DATE WITH ME AS A FRIEND. NOTHING MORE.\n\nMinerva: WHAT ABOUT ALL THE GIRLS THAT SAY YOU ARE THEIR BOYFRIEND? I DO NOT WANT ANY TROUBLE WITH THEM...\n\nFernando: THEY DATE OTHER BOYS BESIDES ME, SO YOU CAN DATE ME IF YOU WANT. I’M NOT GOING TO FORCE THE ISSUE WITH THEM OR WITH YOU.\n\nMinerva: A DATE, ENTERTAINMENT, A MEAL, SOME TIME TOGETHER, NO KISSING, NO HOLDING HANDS, YOU PAYING FOR EVERYTHING?\n\nFernando: YES.\n\nMinerva: I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT. IT IS NOT YOU. IT IS ME AND ULTIMATELY MY FATHER.\n\nFernando: IT’S OK. I UNDERSTAND.\n\n\n\nPanel 5:\n\nFernando: I NEED TO GO TO CLASS AS DO YOU. SO YOU LEAVE NOW AND I WILL LEAVE IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES SO NO ONE THINKS WE DID ANYTHING.\n\nMinerva: OK...\n\n\n\nPanel 6: Minerva leave, leaving Fernando alone in the broom closet.\n\nFernando (in thought): I HOPE SHE DOES NOT DO ANYTHING CRAZY, NOT THAT I BELIEVE SHE WOULD... UGH... MAYBE I SHOULD NOT HAVE HAD SECONDS AND THIRDS ON LUNCH. *BLEH..*\n\n\n\nPanel 7: The Next Class Period...\n(Fernando is in his bathingsuit checking out the pool)\n\nFernando (talking to himself as he goes over the list in his hand):\nCHOLORINE LEVELS: OK.\nLANE SEPARATOR: IN PLACE.\nWATER: TOO COLD.\nCLASS: IN 2 DAYS.\nSTUDENTS: 4. WHY IS THE\nCLASS SO SMALL? OH WELL...\n\n\n\nPanel 8: In the pool's girls' locker room...\n(Minerva changed into her one-piece bathing suit, slamming closed her locker)\n\nMinerva (Talking to herself): I KNOW I’M SUPPOSED TO BE IN COMPUTER CLASS NOW, BUT I CAN DO THAT WORK ONLINE AT HOME.\n\nMinerva (adding to her self conversation): AND DOING THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT. I HOPE THE WATER IS WARM... I HOPE HE IS HERE... WOULD BE EMBARRASSING IF HE IS NOT HERE.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Minerva Makes Up Comic Pages I & II

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Page 1:

Panel 1: LATER THAT DAY AFTER SCHOOL IN POUNCEFIELD PARK...

Minverva (Against a tree seemingly crying): HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED? HOW COULD I KILLED SOMEBODY... KILLED A TEACHER?!!

Melissa (Standing by Minerva): YOU DID NOT KILL ANYONE.

Minverva: WELL, I KNOCKED HIM OUT AND THEY TOOK HIM AWAY IN AN AMBULANCE! I’M SUCH A BAD GIRL...

Melissa: YOU SAY I’M THE  BAD GIRL...

Minverva:YOU’RE A BAD GIRL BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS  WANT TO DO NASTY SEX THINGS WITH BOYS...

Melissa: NOTHING NASTY ABOUT SEX AND IT’S GREAT WHEN YOU FIND THAT RIGHT PERSON YOU CAN DO IT WITH...

Melissa (Again): OK, WE GO FIND HIM TOMORROW AND YOU APPOLOGIZE TO HIM.



Panel 2: The Next Day at the Lunchroom...
(Fernando is sitting at a table having a 2-hot dog lunch when Minerva and Melissa approach him)

Melissa: HEY MISTER STUDENT SWIMMING TEACHER FERNANDO! MY HAMSTER FRIEND MINERVA  WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU!

Fernando: *?!!...

Minerva: WELL, UHM... I’M SORRY FOR KNOCKING OUT YOU IN THE POOL. AND I DID NOT MEAN THOSE THINGS I SAID ABOUT GOING OUT WITH YOU SO I WON’T GO IN THE WATER... AND I PROMISE TO BE A GOOD GIRL IN CLASS... THERE I SAID IT.



Panel 3:

Melissa: AND SHE LIKES YOU...

Minerva: NO I DON’T... NO I MEAN...

Melissa: AND SHE’LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE THINGS UP WITH YOU EVEN GO OUT WITH YOU AND HAVE SEX AND ALL THAT GIRLFRIEND STUFF.
 
Minerva: NO I WON’T!

Melissa: AND DID I SAID THAT SHE LIKES YOU? I THINK SHE WANTS TO HAVE YOUR BABIES...

Minerva: NO I DON’T!



Panel 4: Minerva runs away from the discussion with a "ZOOM!" leaving Melissa and Fernando behind.

Melissa: WHERE DID SHE GO?

Fernando: YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?

Melissa: WELL, SHE REALLY DOES LIKE YOU AND WANTS TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU...

Fernando: YOU NEED TO GO TO CLASS. I’LL GO FIND HER.

Melissa: UHM... OK.



Panel 5: Minerva locks herself in a broom closet and cries. Broom Closets are a school's secret for student couples to have some privacy for some sexual intimacy.

Minvera (in thought as she cries): WHY MUST SHE DO AND SAY THOSE THINGS? WHY? SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND! FRIENDS DO NOT SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT EACH OTHER!



Panel 6: (Melissa and Minerva in their Gym clothes needing to explain the situation...)

Melissa: ACTUALLY, WE ARE FRIENDS. SOMETIMES FRIENDS DO AND SAY THINGS THAT CAN BE HURTFUL BUT WE FORGIVE AND FORGET AND CONTINUE ON...

Minerva: SHE’S BOY CRAZY AND INSANE I’M THE NORMAL ONE...

Melissa: FERNANDO CAN BE A GOOD BOYFRIEND FOR YOU! ALL THE OTHER GIRLS SEEM TO LIKE HIM!


Minerva: MELISSA!!!



Page II - continuation of Page I

Panel 1: (repeat of Panel 5 of Page 1) Minerva locks herself in a broom closet and cries. Broom Closets are a school's secret for student couples to have some privacy for some sexual intimacy.

Minvera (in thought as she cries): WHY MUST SHE DO AND SAY THOSE THINGS? WHY? SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND! FRIENDS DO NOT SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT EACH OTHER!



Panel 2: Fernando walks into the broom closet to confront Minerva.

Fernando: MINERVA?

Minerva: PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE...


Fernando: LOOK, MINERVA. I HAVE TO SAY THAT KNOWING WHO YOU ARE I AM NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ANYTHING BEING SAID ABOUT YOU. BUT AS A STUDENT YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT IS EXPECTED OF YOU.

Minerva: AND WHAT DO YOU EXPECT OF ME?


Fernando: JUST FOR YOU TO DO YOUR BEST TO PASS THE CLASS. AND SINCE IT IS SWIMMING, FOR YOU TO HAVE FUN DOING SO.

Minerva: AND WHAT ABOUT WHAT MELISSA SAID?

Fernando: I DO NOT CARE WHAT SHE SAID, I ONLY CARE ABOUT WHAT WILL YOU WILL DO AND SAY.


Minerva: YOU DO NOT WANT ME AS A GIRLFRIEND?



Panel 3:

Fernando: LOOK, GIRL... YOU AS THE GIRL SELECTS WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND NOT ME SELECT WHO IS MY GIRLFRIEND. IN SHORT, IF I GO AROUND SAYING YOU’RE MY GIRLFRIEND WHEN YOU’RE NOT, I CAN GET INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE. BUT YOU SAYING THAT I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND WILL NOT GET YOU INTO TROUBLE. SO UNTIL YOU SAY IT IS SO, I CAN NOT DO NOTHING ABOUT IT. ALL I CAN DO IS TRY TO ASK YOU OUT ON A DATE LIKE IN THE PAST, AND IF YOU SAY NO, NO MEANS NO. I CAN NOT FORCE YOU TO DECIDE. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

Minverva: WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT SEX STUFF? IF I SAY YES TO YOU BEING MY BOYFRIEND DO I HAVE TO DO IT WITH YOU ALL THE TIME?

Fernando: AGAIN, YOU ARE THE GIRL. IT IS UP TO YOU TO DECIDE AND SAY WHAT YOU WANT AND ALLOW. NO MEANS NO. AND ALL I WANTED IS A DATE WITH YOU, NOTHING MORE.

Minverva: JUST A DATE? WITH KISSING AND STUFF LIKE THAT?

Fernando: ONLY WHAT YOU ALLOW. WE DO NOT HAVE TO KISS UNLESS YOU WANT TOO.



Panel 4:

Fernando: JUST ONE DATE. LUNCH OR DINNER, MOVIE OR MUSEUM, WALK OR HANG OUT, TALK OR NOT, KISS OR NOT. IT IS ON  YOU. ALL I WANT FROM YOU IS TO SAY THAT YOU HAD A GOOD TIME GOING OUT ON A DATE WITH ME AS A FRIEND. NOTHING MORE.

Minerva: WHAT ABOUT ALL THE GIRLS THAT SAY YOU ARE THEIR BOYFRIEND? I DO NOT WANT ANY TROUBLE WITH THEM...

Fernando: THEY DATE OTHER BOYS BESIDES ME, SO YOU CAN DATE ME IF YOU WANT. I’M NOT GOING TO FORCE THE ISSUE WITH THEM OR WITH YOU.

Minerva: A DATE, ENTERTAINMENT, A MEAL, SOME TIME TOGETHER, NO KISSING, NO HOLDING HANDS, YOU PAYING FOR EVERYTHING?

Fernando: YES.

Minerva: I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT. IT IS NOT  YOU. IT IS ME AND ULTIMATELY MY FATHER.

Fernando: IT’S OK. I UNDERSTAND.



Panel 5:

Fernando: I NEED TO GO TO CLASS AS DO YOU. SO YOU LEAVE NOW AND I WILL LEAVE IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES SO NO ONE THINKS WE DID ANYTHING.

Minerva: OK...



Panel 6: Minerva leave, leaving Fernando alone in the broom closet.

Fernando (in thought): I HOPE SHE DOES NOT DO ANYTHING CRAZY, NOT THAT I BELIEVE SHE WOULD... UGH... MAYBE I SHOULD NOT HAVE HAD SECONDS AND THIRDS ON LUNCH. *BLEH..*



Panel 7: The Next Class Period...
(Fernando is in his bathingsuit checking out the pool)

Fernando (talking to himself as he goes over the list in his hand):
CHOLORINE LEVELS: OK.
LANE SEPARATOR: IN PLACE.
WATER: TOO COLD.
CLASS: IN 2 DAYS.
STUDENTS: 4. WHY IS THE
CLASS SO SMALL? OH WELL...



Panel 8: In the pool's girls' locker room...
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