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You try to tell his mom what he's doing in a hospital in Brooklyn! And while you're at it, explain to her why you hit him with the frying pan!\" Cathy lets out at her twin.\n\n\"But I did not hit him with the frying pan...\" Kathy says in a defeated tone.\n\n\"I would have hit him with the frying pan if he touched me.\" Carol lets out.\n\n\"Carol!\" Cathy yells at her, \"He's blind! He can't see! He would not know who you are unless you told him! Damn... he does not even know you and Corin are black and Kathy and I are albino white!\"\n\n\"So that make out session we caught you with him last month was you letting him see you in the most intimate way with his fingers?\" Carol taunts at Cathy.\n\nCathy just growls, \"He does not touch me in that way...\"\n\n\"OK, but why you have him on my side of our bed?\" Kathy lets out.\n\n\"Oh god, you nearly killed my friend and you want to get petty with which side of the bed he's dying on?\" Cathy holds back from yelling.\n\n\"Your boyfriend, you mean.\" Carol points out.\n\nCathy glances up at the ceiling and lets out a frustrated sigh.\n\n\"You did not had to take his clothes off, Cathy...\" Kathy lets out.\n\n\"Its so that he wont leave the room if he woke up in a house full of girls.\" Cathy points out.\n\n\"You did not had to put them in the washing machine either.\" Carol lets out.\n\n\"They were covered in his blo... Thats it... I'm not explaining myself to either of you two no more.\" Cathy tries to argue but gives up.\n\n\"Well, you better make sure that Corin does not come here with nobody in the room but him. You know how she gets around boys... even though what's him name is too young for us.\" Carol tells her.\n\n\"He has a name, Carol.\" Cathy tells her.\n\n\"What would Corin do?\" Kathy asks.\n\n\"Get under the blanket and conduct comparative anatomy studies with his bodies and compare it hers.\" Carol explains.\n\n\"How can Corin be so dumb, isn't she your twin?\" Cathy asks.\n\n\"She might be my twin but she's not me. she never seen a boy naked.\" Carol points out.\n\n\"Now how is that possible when there is a pile of dirty mags under your bed?\" Kathy asks.\n\n\"I'm talking about a real naked boy, not pictures.\" Carol answers.\n\n\"How about getting me that first aide kit?\" Cathy lets out.\n\n\"How about we put his naked ass on the roof and forget about it.\" Carol lets out to her.\n\n\"Carol! He's my friend!\" Cathy shouts at her.\n\n\"Boyfriend.\" Kathy taunts.\n\n\"Kathy!\" Cathy shouts at her.\n\n(To Be Continued?)", "description_bbcode_parsed": ""And for the last time, I did not hit him with the frying pan!" Kathy tells her twin.

"But he's bleeding everywhere, it does not seem to stop." Cathy tells her twin, adding, "Where's Corin with the first aide kit?"

"In the kitchen remaking the custard." Carol answers.

"Why?" Cathy lets out.

"You trust her looking for a first aide kit?" Carol asks in return.

"Maybe we should take him to the hospital?" Kathy asks.

"He lives in Manhattan! You try to tell his mom what he's doing in a hospital in Brooklyn! And while you're at it, explain to her why you hit him with the frying pan!" Cathy lets out at her twin.

"But I did not hit him with the frying pan..." Kathy says in a defeated tone.

"I would have hit him with the frying pan if he touched me." Carol lets out.

"Carol!" Cathy yells at her, "He's blind! He can't see! He would not know who you are unless you told him! Damn... he does not even know you and Corin are black and Kathy and I are albino white!"

"So that make out session we caught you with him last month was you letting him see you in the most intimate way with his fingers?" Carol taunts at Cathy.

Cathy just growls, "He does not touch me in that way..."

"OK, but why you have him on my side of our bed?" Kathy lets out.

"Oh god, you nearly killed my friend and you want to get petty with which side of the bed he's dying on?" Cathy holds back from yelling.

"Your boyfriend, you mean." Carol points out.

Cathy glances up at the ceiling and lets out a frustrated sigh.

"You did not had to take his clothes off, Cathy..." Kathy lets out.

"Its so that he wont leave the room if he woke up in a house full of girls." Cathy points out.

"You did not had to put them in the washing machine either." Carol lets out.

"They were covered in his blo... Thats it... I'm not explaining myself to either of you two no more." Cathy tries to argue but gives up.

"Well, you better make sure that Corin does not come here with nobody in the room but him. You know how she gets around boys... even though what's him name is too young for us." Carol tells her.

"He has a name, Carol." Cathy tells her.

"What would Corin do?" Kathy asks.

"Get under the blanket and conduct comparative anatomy studies with his bodies and compare it hers." Carol explains.

"How can Corin be so dumb, isn't she your twin?" Cathy asks.

"She might be my twin but she's not me. she never seen a boy naked." Carol points out.

"Now how is that possible when there is a pile of dirty mags under your bed?" Kathy asks.

"I'm talking about a real naked boy, not pictures." Carol answers.

"How about getting me that first aide kit?" Cathy lets out.

"How about we put his naked ass on the roof and forget about it." Carol lets out to her.

"Carol! He's my friend!" Cathy shouts at her.

"Boyfriend." Kathy taunts.

"Kathy!" Cathy shouts at her.

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