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Chapter 1: First Contact
Part 1: Testflight
The machine elegantly swerved about the asteroids. Hopping up and down, spinning and turning as if dancing. Almost startled by the sudden crackling in the communicator, the pilot listened to the voice: “Filip, do you read me?”
Disappointed that he had to stop performing such exhilarating stunts, just for a boring report, he answered: “For the last time, don’t call me Filip! It’s a stupid name!”
The voice from the communicator sounded almost taunting: “Shall I call you by your last name then?”
Filip was outright indignant about that suggestion: “NO! Fuck no! That’s even worse!”
The sound of laughter filled the cockpit and the machine almost hit an asteroid. “Oops, I better be careful or I will end up getting this thing back to the junkyard. I am very glad that you upgraded this thing with energy shields, but I don’t think they can take much and the fact that this hull is designed to break open on impact isn’t really any more comforting, Barak.”
“I know. I had to make do with what I could get for the few bucks you had.”
“Yeah I know, but a TP-2 ‘POW Armor’ hull? I mean, it is pretty comfy due to the shape and space, but it is rather fragile.”
“I know, I had the same thought, but it was the best choice available. It was already able to land stable on uneven ground, had a wide-angle canopy and offered a lot of space for upgrades.”
“Upgrades such as this useless little mining wave canon?”
“Hey now! It’s amazing enough that I was able to get my hands on military-grade wave technology in the first place. I am sure I can upgrade this baby to military-grade effectiveness if you find some valuable minerals to pay for it.”
“Oh yeah, a whole fleet of pirates would stand no chance against this baby!”
“Don’t joke about that! I put all the money I saved by buying this hull into the three weapon systems to protect your sorry ass out there!”
“Wait, three weapon systems?”
“Yes, three. If you haven’t noticed, you have an unlimited amount of bombs and rockets at your disposal.”
“Wait, you are telling me this thing has an energy-to-matter converter?”
“Yes and a rather good one in fact. Sadly that means that I wasn’t able to get good weapon schematics. The bombs don’t have a big radius and the missiles will only fire straight up.”
“Straight up?”
“Yes, straight up. I should be able to get schematics for splitter homing missiles, if you pay for it.”
“Don’t you think that was a bit of a REALLY bad idea?”
“No, why? I thought it would be useful, even if you can’t shoot them from the ground or alongside your bombs.”
“Barak you Baka! If I shoot a missile straight up, I will hit the main rotor of this thing! How did you get rotors to work in space anyway?”
“Don’t get insulting! What kind of half-assed engineer do you think I am? I accommodated the center of the main rotor tube to be used to deploy the missiles. You can fire them safely.”
“And what is up with the rotors? Last time I checked, they shouldn’t work in space. It will undoubtedly come in handy to be able to hover while mining though.”
“Yes, it is an experimental propelling method using a rotating energy field that creates-”
“Barak! No technobable!”
“I just made them work in space.”
“Do you think you can make this thing more agile?”
“What for? You are supposed to mine for minerals, not dogfight against god-knows-who!”
“It just feels a bit sluggish”
“You seem to make it look good enough.”
“Please! I could make an escape pod look good enough!”
“Hehe, maybe so. Now get back here so we can refill your fuel tank and then let’s check out sector ZH-1847”
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