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They say there’s a place somewhere deep in the bowels of Koopa Castle where even the guards fear to tread. Servants have seen the private quarters of the fiery king, his cold and craggy bed, the lava pools of his washroom… but there is still one door of the tyrant’s fortress which remains forever locked with no known key, so mysterious that no guards stand at its flanks. Many have taken to calling it “the painted door,” because for all the use the castle's inhabitants have seen it get, it may as well painted on the wall itself. Others have jokingly taken to calling it “World 9”, a Dark World even darker than Bowser’s demesne itself. Surely, what lies beyond it must be something so grave, so dangerous, so horrific that Bowser himself would dread to unleash it upon the world! A beast more terrifying than he? A weapon that could topple his reign?
Or perhaps it’s just another prison. A prison of prisons, whose inmates are forbidden from contact even with the castle guards themselves, and the only warden is Bowser himself. A place to hold those who know Bowser’s one true weakness, a secret that can make even his most timid of minions bring the great, flaming King of Koopas low, and set his entire army scrambling to claim his throne. Because who would-- who COULD respect a king who can’t stop himself from becoming a salivating dog at the sight of humble little koopa cock dangling before him?
There is indeed something he hates about Mario most of all, and it’s getting to see all those turtles’ dicks flopping about every time he pummels one of them out of their shells! Nestled beneath those sweaty tanktops they wear underneath... oh, how Bowser loves to sniff that musk while pressing his nose against their exposed yellow bodies, his massive tongue wiping down those salty ball pouches taut with seed to make more koopas for him to assert his dominance over, pushing their foreskins down to grace his taste buds with the sweet flavor of their berry-like glanses!
But can Bowser simply strut into his barracks and demand his Koopa Troopa army discard their shells before him just so he can scope their dangly parts? No! Can he sit in the corner of the showers and watch his men jiggle their junk with soapy hands without growing a pole so tall you’d get a 1-Up for clutching its peak? No! Think of the rumors, the looks, the whispers… think of the media! The Koopa Kronicles would have a field day!
And word gets out. Then come the jokes. Then comes the disbelief. Then comes the discrediting. Then comes the disloyalty. Then, there will be NO princess or number of princesses he can kidnap to trick the populace into believing he’s straight anymore! No matter how loud or commanding Bowser sounds when he barks orders for his henchmen to slam their stiff cocks as hard as their diminutive hips can thrust into his puckered warp pipe, it doesn’t change the fact it’s a form of control they’ll always have over their ruler. It’s something they have that he wants-- badly.
And that’s why all who learn of Bowser’s koopa-cock-craving disappear through that door, into a whole new world where they SERVE his greatest secret rather than hold it over him. A place where Bowser can sate his appetites safely from the eyes and ears of those who still see him as a fearsome, supreme, unwavering monument of strength, authority, and vision. A place where at any moment, Bowser may come bursting through the iron door, gargantuan penis swollen as if it was the battering ram that broke through their Bastille and waving in the air like a monarch with his scepter, booming “GWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA! WHO’S READY TO KISS SOME COCKHOLE?!”
Of course, you can also just volunteer. But just so you know, that door is one-way only.
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