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It soon requires Gex to let the enlarging shaft to slip out by his thumb, allowing him to maintain his grip around the base of Spyro’s nethers.\n\n“Geeeex!” Spyro utters once more, brow furled in confusion as to what could motivate the overconfident gecko to make such a bold advance. “What are you…”\n\nInstead, of answering, Gex continues to work his hand in a massaging motion, kneading Spyro’s sac and letting his thumb pet along the thickening base of the dragon’s maleness. When Spyro’s cock is finally able to move as a uniform mass, Gex shifts his attention from groping the little dragon’s nuts to tugging at the skin along the lower half of his shaft, watching how much (or even whether) the clump of foreskin hanging off the tip unfurls in response.\n\n“I’m enjoying a day at the beach with my new bud, is what I’m doing!” says Gex, his paw not attending to Spyro’s goods suddenly sliding down the inside of Spyro’s other hind thigh and pulling it aside while twisting his own hips in Spyro’s direction. “And as you can see…” Suddenly visible from further below, gravity pulls Gex’s erection into view. Considerably larger and sporting a foreskin without as much overhang but with far more experience than Spyro’s, Gex’s cock swells and throbs with an intensity noticeable even among the the motions of the gecko’s lower body. “I’m enjoying it VERY much.” The vigor with which the larger reptile’s dick surges is indicative of an excitement that can only be the result of a long-latent yearning for a moment like this.\n\n“[i]Ooohh...[/i]!” The widening of Spyro’s eyes upon witnessing his stiff penis is pleasing to the conceited gecko. Spyro only plaid fleeting attention to Gex’s goods beforehand, but even in the few glances he got of Gex’s plump, flaccid member resting on the fat, pillowy scrotum just beneath, Spyro could tell Gex was quite gifted. Still, when engorged and brimming with desire, Gex’s cock defies Spyro’s expectations and fills him with a puzzled interest that is not particularly displeasing. “I…”\n\n“Yeeeees?”\n\nEvery place Spyro’s eyes dart is monopolized by Gex. Whether it’s the agile yellow fingers dragging the skin of Spyro’s dick up and down the shaft, the glistening and eager gecko phallus wobbling beside it, or the smug grin and bewitching gaze shooting directly into his eyes, the unaware dragon feels suddenly ensconced in the enthralling nebula of Gex’s star.\n \n“I… I think I’m having a pretty good day too!”\n\n\n[b][u]***** ALTERNATE VERSIONS! *****[/u][/b]\n\n\n[u][b]Phimosis version[/b][/u]\n\nMaybe upon pulling at Spyro’s foreskin, it just doesn’t wanna go down! Rather, that narrow little dragon cocksock is far more capable of stretching lengthwise than it is widthwise. As a result, every attempt to retract the dragon’s foreskin just leaves his little wang wrapper taut and squeezing tightly around the pressured glans within. Spyro’s face twists and winces in response, fangs gritting in response to the discomfort of having his foreskin stretched to its limit far earlier than one should as a rim of pressure forms around his swelling cockhead.\n\n“A-ah! Wait wait wait, stop-- ack! It-it doesn’t... stretch that much...!” Spyro pants with eyes squinted, humiliated to have to huff those words out. He hoped he could enjoy the day without drawing attention to his condition. He even hoped that maybe if his foreskin was pulled down at some point, it would just finally be elastic enough to slip over his glans without interruption. But if anything, it’s even tighter than he remembered, and he is DEEPLY embarrassed by it.\n\nFret not, Spyro! If there’s anyone you’d want to pay any sort of attention to your overly-constricting foreskin, it’s Gex! With company such as his, some day you’ll be outright [i]flaunting[/i] your phimotic dragon cock, strutting around with your knob so snugly wrapped up in its cozy little coat for all to see, shaking your hips so everyone can see and hear your your dick with its nubby, puckered overhang slapping loudly and proudly against your belly! You’ll want everyone to know it’s not that your foreskin [i]can’t[/i] be pulled back, but that it DOESN’T pull back!\n\n“You wannna play with my tight little turtleneck?” Spyro says, rolling his prick’s unyielding flesh hood between two of his forepaw digits. “You know what they say about good things cumming in small packages!”\n\n[u][b]Watersports version[/b][/u]\n\nWhen Gex wants to relax, he REALLY relaxes. His mind, his feet, AND his bladder. So what if he’s kicking back with his cock aimed haphazardly across his legs or belly as he does? He’s at the beach! He can just hop in the ocean to wash if off if he wants to! And that’s IF. Because that tingle of urine pouring down his skin, spreading its comforting warmth, followed by the kiss of the breeze wafting across his piss-slick hide… It’s just such a decadent indulgence that Gex lays his hand in the golden puddle and pulls his own body-heated fluid excretion up his chest and down to wipe it everywhere in between his inner thighs. It’s the closest thing Gex can get to reclining in a tub full of his own hot, amber liquid waste.\n\nSuch a soothing and liberating sensation it is, Gex has to share it with his new friend! Spyro doesn’t even realize the gecko is urinating on himself by the time his current is splattering on Spyro’s toes and sole, so when Spyro finally asks what’s happening down there, he’s already enjoyed some of the pleasures wetting oneself has to offer! It may take a little bit of egging on from Gex, but it’s another way being far away from eyes, judgment, and norms can facilitate experimentation. And watching Gex’s piss fountaining from his cock and making his underside a shinier shade of yellow, Spyro gives it a little more thought...\n\nThat’s why the moment Spyro’s own golden arch begins flowing from his dick to make sinuous rivers that streak across his belly, around his inner legs, and over the base of his tail, Gex has nothing but encouragement to provide! He’s at least patient enough to wait until Spyro is a little more comfortable urinating on himself before rubbing it over the rest of his shortstack buddy’s body, but all good things come to those who wait. Doesn’t mean Gex can’t enjoy the musk steaming from Spyro’s piss stream, or cupping his paw under it to get a handful of the stuff so that he may bring it to his lips and delight in the salty, savory, gamey flavor of fresh dragon urine. But what kind of friend would Gex be if he didn’t catch a handful of his own auric spillings before fully emptying his bladder and offering it to Spyro? The faces Spyro makes while staring at the golden pool in Gex’s palm transition from surprise, to disgust, to curiosity, to humor.\n\n“Ah, what the hell. Bottom’s up!”\n\n\n[u][b]Smegma version[/b][/u]\n\nMaybe upon retracting Spyro’s foreskin, what’s exposed is more beigeish-colored than it is pink! What with having feral paws and all, Spyro certainly can’t clean himself down there very well. Granted, he CAN use his tongue, as we’ve seen he often how he grooms himself like a cat! But maybe after neglecting to do so for a period of time, every time he tries, the pungent odor wafting from his foreskin kept his snout at bay! Funny, his pre didn’t always smell that strong, nor was it always mixed with those pale, creamy streaks…\n\nNonetheless, Spyro just shakes the starch off his noodle and carries on. But when Spyro finally finds a pair of hands willing to see what’s been slow-cooking in his cock pot, what he finds is a stew that’s sticky, gunky, and [i]smelly[/i]. Patches of smegma both pasty and chunky speckle and smear every inch of flesh that has been pressed against Spyro’s glans for so long without tending, allowing sticky dick muck and secretions to accumulate and congeal around the dragon’s helmet for who-knows-how-long… Who would’ve thought a dragon of his size could produce so much foulness? And talk about rank! There’s a reason it’s called “cheese,” because if Spyro wasn’t looking directly at his own smeg-caked penis, he’d have thought he was smelling some provolone served on some particularly sweaty feet! Spyro is ashamed to have let his genital hygiene lapse so much…\n\nThat is, until Gex peels down his own foreskin. If Spyro’s cock was just a slice of deli cheese, Gex is serving a whole platter! Entire creases of Gex’s foreskin are packed with off-color cock crud, and lining the region just behind the coronal ridge of his glans is a ring of smegma so thick, it’s amazing it doesn’t cut off bloodflow! How so much creamy, curdy, fetid foreskin filth could build up on a gecko’s cock is a question as to why Gex doesn’t just wash it off from time to time! But Gex simply answers that with “For moments just like these! Have you ever tried the stuff?” [i]Tried[/i]? You can’t mean… “Oh, I mean! It’s a delicacy! And there’s [i]so much more[/i] you can do with it.” Wait… for real? Well, if Gex practically farms the stuff in his foreskin, it can’t be that bad... “Then keep that cap off your pen, because Cheesemonger Gex is gonna take you to smegma school! And between you and me, Spy, it looks like we got enough [i]material[/i] for an entire seminar!”\n\n------------------------------\n\nThank you SO much to my supporters on Patreon for helping me with this huge project! My old tablet died right when this piece was originally right on the cusp of being finished with only a flat-color PNG as a backup, so I effectively made this piece almost TWICE in a row. Your patience and your contributions have been a great boon in encouraging me not to give up after such a massive setback on this monument to my favorite video game scalies! And a special thank you my Salmon-tier patrons for voting on this as my latest personal piece! You guys are just swell! The bee’s knees! Right pippins, you lot are!\n\nIf you’d like to get in on that action (now with regular backing up of my work!) to get early access to completed personal works, WIPs, and voting on what pieces I tackle next, you can do so at [url=https://www.patreon.com/Dracovar]https://www.patreon.com/Dracovar[/url] AAWWW SHIT FUCK SHIT bit my tongue",
  "description_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>My favorite video game lizard and dragon respectively! And two of the PSX&rsquo;s multiple platforming rockstars who vied to become its mascot. And boy do I love them and their games. Seriously, their games on the PSX really do mean a lot to me. Gex was one of my BIGGEST crushes growing up, and Spyro&rsquo;s colorful and lighthearted atmosphere, worlds, and characters-- though I didn&rsquo;t play it for the first time until after the PSX&rsquo;s lifetime-- reminded me of what I feel was the halcyon days of gaming, when the technology was advancing in leaps and bounds, people passionate about the medium were still largely in charge, and excitement about the industry&rsquo;s future was at its peak; though being a cute and lovable dragon helped too! Needless to say, this picture was of great importance to me because the characters involved are so important to me.<br /><br />After playing all of their games on the PSX, I noticed a trend among platformers of that era which provided the inspiration for this pic: they all include a beach vacation scene or bit at some point. If they all enjoy relaxing under an umbrella on the shores of some sunny coast so much, that sounds like a potential group activity for them! Croc had a beach scene too, but I think Gex wants Spyro all to himself for now... Besides both being cocky platforming reptiles who enjoy a day at the beach, something else they have in common is the variety of worlds they explore through portals. Therefore, would it really be that unusual if they ran into each other at some point? Not that I ever needed an actual REASON to put these two together. XD<br /><br />Gex is all about indulgences and pleasure-seeking, not to mention lusting after targets of his attraction. Granted, all his attractions in-game have been busty, coquettish women who are no less subtle with their advances toward Gex, but you know what they say about guys who try WAY TOO HARD to show the world how straight they are! Maybe when he stumbles across this charming, wiggly little dragon with the cutest damn rump who&rsquo;s just as snarky, tenacious, and bouncy as he, Gex may have met his match-- in heaven! And that lady-killer persona who doth protest too much when the cameras are on just melts away&hellip;<br /><br />And Spyro, who rushes to the aid of denizens in need in every world he finds himself, would give his all to resolve the plight of a fellow scalie in search of something valuable-- like, say, a silver remote? A trip to someplace quieter where Spyro&rsquo;s selfless efforts aren&rsquo;t constantly in need could be Gex&rsquo;s reward for the spunky dragon, seeing as how Gex has neither eggs nor orbs to offer Spyro in gratitude. But should Spyro take Gex up on his offer, he may find himself offered a pair of egg-shaped orbs-- all wrapped up in a nice, bulging sack no less!<br /><br />There&rsquo;s also the possibility they actually ARE video game stars, ones with so much in common that they have an immediate interest in each other as soon as they hit the big time. Gex had two games released by the time Spyro&rsquo;s first one came out, and they were all well-received by players. In Enter the Gecko, Gex&rsquo;s second game, he had become quite the big shot with a personality to match. Spyro is a bit more humble, but that means he&rsquo;s all the more excited when he finally meets another courageous reptile serving as living proof that the role of a hero isn&rsquo;t exclusive to knights in shining armor (or gibberish-babbling plumbers)!<br /><br />But everyone has to start somewhere. Even back then, the world of video gaming was growing faster than anyone could really keep up, so having someone who&rsquo;s been around the block to guide one along would be a major help! And Gex is MORE than happy to take this up-and-coming rookie under his wing (despite being the one without wings) and share some of his own experience and connections&hellip;<br /><br />Too bad Gex only brought ONE CHAIR with him.<br /><br />&ldquo;You really think I&rsquo;d wanna share a seat with <em>you</em>?&rdquo; says Spyro with an incredulous smirk.<br /><br />&ldquo;Why not? I don&rsquo;t mind!&rdquo; says Gex, &ldquo;Not like there&rsquo;s anyone around to call you weird; we&rsquo;re miles away from civilization! No prying eyes, no judgment&hellip; It&rsquo;s why I bought this empty rock in middle of the ocean to begin with!&rdquo; Spyro is visibly confused by Gex&rsquo;s offer, if not conflicted. On one paw, Gex is an accomplished adventurer and video game star whose methods have landed him a fair bit of success! As a hero whose star is only beginning to rise himself, it may be a good idea for Spyro to follow Gex&rsquo;s lead. But on the other paw&hellip; &ldquo;Come on, my lips are sealed! It&rsquo;s in the vault!&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Eeehhh&hellip; all right, fiiine,&rdquo; says Spyro, hopping into the chair and rolling himself into the space next to Gex. Shuffling into the cramped space between the gecko and the armrest is an awkward affair, enough so that Spyro doesn&rsquo;t doesn&rsquo;t even notice Gex&rsquo;s arm outstretched to make room and coming back around to caress Spyro side-to-side. As if they aren&rsquo;t snug enough, the diminutive dragon is curled inward for a brief squeeze. Spyro, merely going along with the ride, takes one more glance around for any would-be spectators, despite being on a remote island. &ldquo;Man, if the Peacekeepers found out about this, they&rsquo;ll never let me join.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Oooh, I don&#039;t think that&#039;s <em>nearly</em> as much of a barrier as you&#039;d think!&rdquo; says Gex.<br /><br />&ldquo;Er, if you say so...&rdquo; Spyro draws a deep breath, trying his best to take his mind off the world offshore, though his current position isn&rsquo;t much less anxiety-inducing. <em>What should I say? Should I say anything at all? Would it be weird if I dozed off next to him? Should I try not to look like I&rsquo;m TOO comfortable this close to him? All this silence is getting weird. Is his hand on my side moving? Ew, there&rsquo;s a layer of sweat forming where our bodies touch and whenever I move I can FEEL IT. Gotta do SOMETHING before he notices and kicks me out. Or maybe I should hop out! No, no, Gex is a hot shot, it&rsquo;s up to me to show him I can swim with the sharks. Better say something a smartass like him would.</em> &ldquo;One chair and NO umbrella? Boy, you really know how to plan for a trip!&rdquo; says Spyro with a jeering tone.<br /><br />&ldquo;Pssh, we&rsquo;re reptiles! We don&rsquo;t get sunburn!&rdquo; scoffs Gex, &ldquo;You can take the heat, right?&rdquo; <br /><br />Spyro catches on to Gex&rsquo;s jive and takes it in stride.<br /><br />&ldquo;Oh, heh, yeah! Leave that to the mammals! They&rsquo;re all like, <em>weeehhhh, I wanna go out in the sun but I don&rsquo;t wanna deal with it</em>!&rdquo; says Spyro, closing his forepaws together and wiggling daintily in Gex&rsquo;s hold.<br /><br />&ldquo;<em>Why is the sun so hoooooot?</em>&rdquo; says Gex in a similarly mocking manner, holding the back of his free hand to his brow as if about to faint, &ldquo;Better put my lotion on, or I&rsquo;ll have to deal with NATURE!&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Waaaaait,&rdquo; says Spyro, seeing an opportunity to tease Gex back, &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t YOU avoid the outdoors as much as possible too?&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Ha!&rdquo; says Gex nodding toward Spyro, but still using his arm to pull his winged companion closer. &ldquo;I CHOOSE my lifestyle! I don&rsquo;t NEED it!&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Yeeaaah, right, like you can TOTALLY drop TV from your life!&rdquo; says Spyro with an impish smile. &ldquo;That&rsquo;s why you lie on a dirty couch all day, watching reruns, surrounded by junk food and take-out trash, stewing in your own juices, shirt covered in weeks-old stains, right?&rdquo; Gex shrugs.<br /><br />&ldquo;Just livin&rsquo; the dream! Besides, beats lying around in the dirt with a bunch of other big, sweaty dragon dudes!&rdquo; says Gex with an ever-expanding grin.<br /><br />&ldquo;Just hangin&rsquo; with the bros!&rdquo; says Spyro just as assuredly.<br /><br />&ldquo;Now THAT...&rdquo; says Gex as he readjusts his position and his arm draped around Spyro into one more comfortable and more securely-connected to his chair-mate. &ldquo;&hellip; I can get behind!&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Yoooou said it!&rdquo; says Spyro, squirming deeper into his nook next to Gex to do the same.<br /><br />Suddenly, lounging in Gex&rsquo;s embrace isn&rsquo;t such a foreign feeling to Spyro! For several minutes, the two lizards just enjoy the view of the sprawling waters drifting calmly to shore, the azure blue sky, and the sound of the ocean rushing upon itself so smoothly it may be breathing. During that time, Gex&rsquo;s paw tucked between Spyro&rsquo;s elbow and abdomen begins to brush along Spryo&rsquo;s hide gently in a short back-and-forth motion. Assuming Gex to not even be aware he&rsquo;s doing it, Spyro sets Gex&rsquo;s attention aside in his mind and remains focused on taking in the senses the island has to provide.<br /><br />The calmness and repetition is enough to lull anyone into a soothing haze. Spyro tries not to let his mind be cluttered with thoughts of his latest feat or where his ventures will take him in the future, and in that way, Gex&rsquo;s idle motions actually help remind him he&rsquo;s there to relax. His eyes a little more lidded after every blink, slowly sinking into the gap next to his new gecko friend&hellip; Spyro doesn&rsquo;t even notice when the lengths of Gex&rsquo;s strokes along his abdomen have begun encroaching the upper area of his thigh. And every stroke thereafter, Gex&rsquo;s palm slips slightly further inward, always following the contour of the dragon&rsquo;s feral hind leg from hip to knee, but closer and closer to the place his rear legs meet each time. A quiver in his loins pulls Spyro out of his stupor to realize just how intimate Gex&rsquo;s touch has become, but by the time Spyro can consider the new sensation, a new thought process, and a a way to react to it, Gex is already providing a new sensation by rubbing a little deeper.<br /><br />Perhaps it is uncertainty or curiosity that causes Spyro to remain still and attentive throughout Gex&rsquo;s tender touch. By the time Spyro can even register the edge of Gex&rsquo;s thumb grazing down the side of one of his testes on its next journey down his inner thigh, the trip back up cups Spyro&rsquo;s entire scrotum, pulling the two plump nuts upward and dragging his fingers along the dragon&rsquo;s perineum in the process. The movement is less than smooth due to dampness caused by sweat glazing Spyro&rsquo;s genitals, though it doesn&rsquo;t stop Gex&rsquo;s palm from squeezing the dragon&rsquo;s balls against the underside of his penis. Gex dexterously hooks his thumb under the soft organ and tugs at it gently while pulling his hand upward, fingers pinching the socky bundle of foreskin bunched off the end of Spyro&rsquo;s flaccid prick and give it a brief swirl in between them. He continues pulling upward until the natural elasticity of Spyro&rsquo;s foreskin causes it to snap back against the head.<br /><br />&ldquo;Uh, G-Gex&hellip;?&rdquo; says Spyro with subdued alertness, &ldquo;That&rsquo;s my&hellip;&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Hmmmm?&rdquo; hums Gex as he leers at Spyro with eyes lidded in part by his cheeky smile.<br /><br />Gex&rsquo;s next stroke slides his paw under Spyro&rsquo;s not-as-limp-as-before cock so it&rsquo;s flipped back over his plump yellow balls and then grasps the whole package between the dragon&rsquo;s hind legs. Gex&rsquo;s digits curl beneath Spyro&rsquo;s plump nutsac, trapping it in a cage of nimbly-undulating fingers to roll each of Spyro&rsquo;s berries in their supple bag, squeezing, rocking, and pressing each gonad within against its twin. The pressure builds inside and outside Spyro&rsquo;s loins, both resulting in the space beneath Gex&rsquo;s palm to become cramped by the dragon&rsquo;s steadily stiffening member. It soon requires Gex to let the enlarging shaft to slip out by his thumb, allowing him to maintain his grip around the base of Spyro&rsquo;s nethers.<br /><br />&ldquo;Geeeex!&rdquo; Spyro utters once more, brow furled in confusion as to what could motivate the overconfident gecko to make such a bold advance. &ldquo;What are you&hellip;&rdquo;<br /><br />Instead, of answering, Gex continues to work his hand in a massaging motion, kneading Spyro&rsquo;s sac and letting his thumb pet along the thickening base of the dragon&rsquo;s maleness. When Spyro&rsquo;s cock is finally able to move as a uniform mass, Gex shifts his attention from groping the little dragon&rsquo;s nuts to tugging at the skin along the lower half of his shaft, watching how much (or even whether) the clump of foreskin hanging off the tip unfurls in response.<br /><br />&ldquo;I&rsquo;m enjoying a day at the beach with my new bud, is what I&rsquo;m doing!&rdquo; says Gex, his paw not attending to Spyro&rsquo;s goods suddenly sliding down the inside of Spyro&rsquo;s other hind thigh and pulling it aside while twisting his own hips in Spyro&rsquo;s direction. &ldquo;And as you can see&hellip;&rdquo; Suddenly visible from further below, gravity pulls Gex&rsquo;s erection into view. Considerably larger and sporting a foreskin without as much overhang but with far more experience than Spyro&rsquo;s, Gex&rsquo;s cock swells and throbs with an intensity noticeable even among the the motions of the gecko&rsquo;s lower body. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m enjoying it VERY much.&rdquo; The vigor with which the larger reptile&rsquo;s dick surges is indicative of an excitement that can only be the result of a long-latent yearning for a moment like this.<br /><br />&ldquo;<em>Ooohh...</em>!&rdquo; The widening of Spyro&rsquo;s eyes upon witnessing his stiff penis is pleasing to the conceited gecko. Spyro only plaid fleeting attention to Gex&rsquo;s goods beforehand, but even in the few glances he got of Gex&rsquo;s plump, flaccid member resting on the fat, pillowy scrotum just beneath, Spyro could tell Gex was quite gifted. Still, when engorged and brimming with desire, Gex&rsquo;s cock defies Spyro&rsquo;s expectations and fills him with a puzzled interest that is not particularly displeasing. &ldquo;I&hellip;&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Yeeeees?&rdquo;<br /><br />Every place Spyro&rsquo;s eyes dart is monopolized by Gex. Whether it&rsquo;s the agile yellow fingers dragging the skin of Spyro&rsquo;s dick up and down the shaft, the glistening and eager gecko phallus wobbling beside it, or the smug grin and bewitching gaze shooting directly into his eyes, the unaware dragon feels suddenly ensconced in the enthralling nebula of Gex&rsquo;s star.<br />&nbsp;<br />&ldquo;I&hellip; I think I&rsquo;m having a pretty good day too!&rdquo;<br /><br /><br /><strong><span class='underline'>***** ALTERNATE VERSIONS! *****</span></strong><br /><br /><br /><span class='underline'><strong>Phimosis version</strong></span><br /><br />Maybe upon pulling at Spyro&rsquo;s foreskin, it just doesn&rsquo;t wanna go down! Rather, that narrow little dragon cocksock is far more capable of stretching lengthwise than it is widthwise. As a result, every attempt to retract the dragon&rsquo;s foreskin just leaves his little wang wrapper taut and squeezing tightly around the pressured glans within. Spyro&rsquo;s face twists and winces in response, fangs gritting in response to the discomfort of having his foreskin stretched to its limit far earlier than one should as a rim of pressure forms around his swelling cockhead.<br /><br />&ldquo;A-ah! Wait wait wait, stop-- ack! It-it doesn&rsquo;t... stretch that much...!&rdquo; Spyro pants with eyes squinted, humiliated to have to huff those words out. He hoped he could enjoy the day without drawing attention to his condition. He even hoped that maybe if his foreskin was pulled down at some point, it would just finally be elastic enough to slip over his glans without interruption. But if anything, it&rsquo;s even tighter than he remembered, and he is DEEPLY embarrassed by it.<br /><br />Fret not, Spyro! If there&rsquo;s anyone you&rsquo;d want to pay any sort of attention to your overly-constricting foreskin, it&rsquo;s Gex! With company such as his, some day you&rsquo;ll be outright <em>flaunting</em> your phimotic dragon cock, strutting around with your knob so snugly wrapped up in its cozy little coat for all to see, shaking your hips so everyone can see and hear your your dick with its nubby, puckered overhang slapping loudly and proudly against your belly! You&rsquo;ll want everyone to know it&rsquo;s not that your foreskin <em>can&rsquo;t</em> be pulled back, but that it DOESN&rsquo;T pull back!<br /><br />&ldquo;You wannna play with my tight little turtleneck?&rdquo; Spyro says, rolling his prick&rsquo;s unyielding flesh hood between two of his forepaw digits. &ldquo;You know what they say about good things cumming in small packages!&rdquo;<br /><br /><span class='underline'><strong>Watersports version</strong></span><br /><br />When Gex wants to relax, he REALLY relaxes. His mind, his feet, AND his bladder. So what if he&rsquo;s kicking back with his cock aimed haphazardly across his legs or belly as he does? He&rsquo;s at the beach! He can just hop in the ocean to wash if off if he wants to! And that&rsquo;s IF. Because that tingle of urine pouring down his skin, spreading its comforting warmth, followed by the kiss of the breeze wafting across his piss-slick hide&hellip; It&rsquo;s just such a decadent indulgence that Gex lays his hand in the golden puddle and pulls his own body-heated fluid excretion up his chest and down to wipe it everywhere in between his inner thighs. It&rsquo;s the closest thing Gex can get to reclining in a tub full of his own hot, amber liquid waste.<br /><br />Such a soothing and liberating sensation it is, Gex has to share it with his new friend! Spyro doesn&rsquo;t even realize the gecko is urinating on himself by the time his current is splattering on Spyro&rsquo;s toes and sole, so when Spyro finally asks what&rsquo;s happening down there, he&rsquo;s already enjoyed some of the pleasures wetting oneself has to offer! It may take a little bit of egging on from Gex, but it&rsquo;s another way being far away from eyes, judgment, and norms can facilitate experimentation. And watching Gex&rsquo;s piss fountaining from his cock and making his underside a shinier shade of yellow, Spyro gives it a little more thought...<br /><br />That&rsquo;s why the moment Spyro&rsquo;s own golden arch begins flowing from his dick to make sinuous rivers that streak across his belly, around his inner legs, and over the base of his tail, Gex has nothing but encouragement to provide! He&rsquo;s at least patient enough to wait until Spyro is a little more comfortable urinating on himself before rubbing it over the rest of his shortstack buddy&rsquo;s body, but all good things come to those who wait. Doesn&rsquo;t mean Gex can&rsquo;t enjoy the musk steaming from Spyro&rsquo;s piss stream, or cupping his paw under it to get a handful of the stuff so that he may bring it to his lips and delight in the salty, savory, gamey flavor of fresh dragon urine. But what kind of friend would Gex be if he didn&rsquo;t catch a handful of his own auric spillings before fully emptying his bladder and offering it to Spyro? The faces Spyro makes while staring at the golden pool in Gex&rsquo;s palm transition from surprise, to disgust, to curiosity, to humor.<br /><br />&ldquo;Ah, what the hell. Bottom&rsquo;s up!&rdquo;<br /><br /><br /><span class='underline'><strong>Smegma version</strong></span><br /><br />Maybe upon retracting Spyro&rsquo;s foreskin, what&rsquo;s exposed is more beigeish-colored than it is pink! What with having feral paws and all, Spyro certainly can&rsquo;t clean himself down there very well. Granted, he CAN use his tongue, as we&rsquo;ve seen he often how he grooms himself like a cat! But maybe after neglecting to do so for a period of time, every time he tries, the pungent odor wafting from his foreskin kept his snout at bay! Funny, his pre didn&rsquo;t always smell that strong, nor was it always mixed with those pale, creamy streaks&hellip;<br /><br />Nonetheless, Spyro just shakes the starch off his noodle and carries on. But when Spyro finally finds a pair of hands willing to see what&rsquo;s been slow-cooking in his cock pot, what he finds is a stew that&rsquo;s sticky, gunky, and <em>smelly</em>. Patches of smegma both pasty and chunky speckle and smear every inch of flesh that has been pressed against Spyro&rsquo;s glans for so long without tending, allowing sticky dick muck and secretions to accumulate and congeal around the dragon&rsquo;s helmet for who-knows-how-long&hellip; Who would&rsquo;ve thought a dragon of his size could produce so much foulness? And talk about rank! There&rsquo;s a reason it&rsquo;s called &ldquo;cheese,&rdquo; because if Spyro wasn&rsquo;t looking directly at his own smeg-caked penis, he&rsquo;d have thought he was smelling some provolone served on some particularly sweaty feet! Spyro is ashamed to have let his genital hygiene lapse so much&hellip;<br /><br />That is, until Gex peels down his own foreskin. If Spyro&rsquo;s cock was just a slice of deli cheese, Gex is serving a whole platter! Entire creases of Gex&rsquo;s foreskin are packed with off-color cock crud, and lining the region just behind the coronal ridge of his glans is a ring of smegma so thick, it&rsquo;s amazing it doesn&rsquo;t cut off bloodflow! How so much creamy, curdy, fetid foreskin filth could build up on a gecko&rsquo;s cock is a question as to why Gex doesn&rsquo;t just wash it off from time to time! But Gex simply answers that with &ldquo;For moments just like these! Have you ever tried the stuff?&rdquo; <em>Tried</em>? You can&rsquo;t mean&hellip; &ldquo;Oh, I mean! It&rsquo;s a delicacy! And there&rsquo;s <em>so much more</em> you can do with it.&rdquo; Wait&hellip; for real? Well, if Gex practically farms the stuff in his foreskin, it can&rsquo;t be that bad... &ldquo;Then keep that cap off your pen, because Cheesemonger Gex is gonna take you to smegma school! And between you and me, Spy, it looks like we got enough <em>material</em> for an entire seminar!&rdquo;<br /><br />------------------------------<br /><br />Thank you SO much to my supporters on Patreon for helping me with this huge project! My old tablet died right when this piece was originally right on the cusp of being finished with only a flat-color PNG as a backup, so I effectively made this piece almost TWICE in a row. Your patience and your contributions have been a great boon in encouraging me not to give up after such a massive setback on this monument to my favorite video game scalies! And a special thank you my Salmon-tier patrons for voting on this as my latest personal piece! You guys are just swell! The bee&rsquo;s knees! Right pippins, you lot are!<br /><br />If you&rsquo;d like to get in on that action (now with regular backing up of my work!) to get early access to completed personal works, WIPs, and voting on what pieces I tackle next, you can do so at <a href=\"https://www.patreon.com/Dracovar\" rel=\"nofollow\">https://www.patreon.com/Dracovar</a> AAWWW SHIT FUCK SHIT bit my tongue</span>",
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