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But that's a mistake I corrected.\n\nNow, as you might recall, these last few Charizard pieces have kinda been following a bit of a story, [url=https://inkbunny.net/s/1814101]one that began here and its associated article[/url] and continued in [url=https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eiMLXZNO6AYLwqy2XkvTtpdj9s0mtmA_W1xY_98avuY/edit?usp=sharing]the short story here[/url]. Well, I've actually been getting a LOT of requests as to what that horrible beast has been up to since then, and honestly... hoo boy. If you want an example of how NOT to raise a pokémon, it's hard to find a better one, because I would advise AGAINST this method of raising pokémon to ANYONE. I mean, I'm not about to get into the morality of trainer/pokémon relationships, but at what point does indulgence become negligence, or even abuse? Either way, I'm worried that 'Zard is going to start becoming a danger to more than just furniture if he keeps going down that road....\n\nTake it from his \"trainer's\" own words and judge for yourself. Word of warning, though: it gets weird, gross, and even, if you'll excuse my language, kinda [i]icky[/i].\n\n\n[center]--------------------------------------------------[/center]\n\nYeah, my Charizard doesn’t wear cumshirts anymore. I do. Or rather, I wear HIS cumshirts.\n\nNo longer does he lounge around like the fat, gross, lazy hunk he is and jack off on garments over and over again until they’re discolored and hardened with a shell of old pokémon bodily fluids that smells like a cheesy compost pile. Nowadays, he ambushes me when I’m just stepping out of the shower naked and yanks one of his grimy tank tops over me before pinning me where I stand, finishing a fevered jacking session all over its surface. And I know it's mine to wear until he takes it back off of me, a dozen or so more loads of Charizard jizz nastier.\n\nBut not only does Charizard force me to wear his crusty, rancid, bronze-stained shirts around the house for the better part of entire days, but I have followed through on my previous assessment and begun using them as my actual pillowcases. I think I’ve gotten pink-eye four times since as a result. Worth it.\n\nThere have been some actual downsides to encouraging and enabling the worst aspects of a Charizard’s psyche, if you can believe it. I used to enjoy my foul pokémon’s various forms of fetid residue straight from the pits they came after I allowed him to commandeer the lion’s share of my bed at night. Unfortunately, never getting a full night’s sleep due to constantly waking up suffocating on some putrid, grease-trap crevice on his leathery body began taking its toll on my ability to function during the day, so I have since been sleeping on the couch. Thankfully, the upholstery is almost as sullied by Charizard as the shirts, so it's almost like he was still there sleeping with me. Almost.\n\nSpeaking of work, I did have to have a difficult conversation with him when his upkeep began affecting my job performance. It started one morning he was particularly needy, and I asked if I could hold off training his anal ring because I had to leave for work. In response, he crammed my car keys up his asshole and demanded I reach in and retrieve them myself. I fumbled around Charizard’s colon for about two hours searching for them, but no matter how far my arm curved in his gut, or many winkles I fingered, or how deeply my hand sank into the disgusting, filthy walls of his bowels, I had no luck and just called a cab. After washing my arms thoroughly, of course.\n\nThat evening, I told Charizard that I can’t keep going in to work late, on three hours of sleep, and smelling like pokémon piss and BO or else I’d be fired. Even a king needs a treasury, and if I can’t get a paycheck, his lifestyle of endless self-gratification falls into jeopardy. It was one of the few times I managed to get Charizard to curtail his behavior, because threatening his hedonistic way of life seems to be the only way he would even listen to me, and the only reason I would even [i]think[/i] of attempting to talk him into restraining himself. He is my master, after all! I live to make my Charizard’s penis swell, to make his low-swinging orbs churn with his seed, to fill the air with strings of his sperm and a fog of his vile stench!\n\nAnd to make it up to him, I presented him with a gift that occurred to me the day I taught him how to use the internet to find pornography. While enjoying an amateur video of a Lucario getting roughly fisted by his trainer, Charizard pulled his overextended foreskin back to claw at the thinner, grungier skin underneath just behind his glans. I was amazed by what I saw, having received so few glimpses of his foreskin fully retracted. It was visibly more sensitive, having a redder hue than the rest of his shaft, and was caked with accumulations of all manners of organic material trapped under his foreskin, gathered into nooks and folds, and mushed up into a sticky, congealed paste that squished beneath his claw and in between his fingers. It made my mouth water, very much like Charizard’s did as he bowed his neck forward to watch the Lucario grunt and gasp in discomfort amid the squelching and farting of his rectum being quickly punched by his anonymous trainer.\n\nBut while Charizard gawked at the monitor, I watched the blunted tip of one of his finger talons jab at the hole at the end of his penis while his palm kneaded the region behind his glans like dough, before it ultimately paused, and curved the talon inward, parting the opening to his meatus and sinking into his urethra. It was only about an inch before the hole became visible stretched to its limit by the widening digit, but in that inch, Charizard swirled his talon tip around in the entrance to his pisshole, causing the surrounding glans to bulge slightly in response. How had I not predicted he would go down this route? He had already been tying household objects to his foreskin and scrotum to weigh them down as a means of extending how far they’d sag, of course he’d begin training his urethra to be penetrable!\n\nEvery time Charizard pulled his talon out of his meatus, a gushing of blocked-up fluids would follow, forming a marsh of pokémon pre in the carpet fibers under my desk, one that I no doubt let dry into a sickly grunge rug. Even more enticing, however, was the manner in which his talon would scrape up globs of his cock muck from behind his glans before cramming it back down into his urethra, filth and all. Over and over again, Charizard scooped up smegma and forced it into his dickhole, at one point even pinching the underside of his cock from tip to base in what I believe was an attempt to push the gunk deeper down inside his member.\n\nI stared at my pokémon in quiet admiration, in awe of the realms to which his depravity had taken him. Clearly, his mind had been warped into something beyond my comprehension, with priorities so misplaced that I could never guess what he would see as an opportunity, a new debauched avenue for his twisted mind to take him down. I was SO proud of him.\n\nI had to guess when I got Charizard his present. A collection of sounders, catheters, and narrow dildos far longer than they were thick of varying sizes-- ones that I hoped would reach as far as his bladder. And judging by the way his steel-blue eyes lit up upon seeing them, it seemed I guessed right.\n\n“I was watching you that night I first showed you how to use the internet, and noticed y-”\n\nI was immediately silenced by Charizard’s jaws clamping around my cheeks, his fangs locking my head in place, as his squalid tongue lashed everywhere from my nose to my chin. I could smell how discolored the saliva he slobbered into my mouth and nostrils must have been, his feculent breath reeking like a dead cow stuck in a sewer drain. In fact, his tongue made every attempt to jam itself into my mouth and smear around the whitish layer of scum coating its surface that only months of poor diet and no brushing could provide him. THAT was a Charizard kiss. And I knew I made a good choice.\n\nAs he pulled his snout away, leaving a thick film of swamp-spit oozing down my neck and stretching between my lips and his, I looked into Charizard’s leering eyes, once again left to wonder what sordid outcomes his degenerate imagination was devising with his new apparatuses.\n\n“So I take it you’re gonna-”\n\nOnce again I was cut off, this time by a claw grabbing my shirt by the chest as Charizard stomped past me toward the bedroom, carelessly yanking and leading me behind him, clutching his new toy box in his other arm.\n\nWhat a guy.\n\n\n[center]--------------------------------------------------[/center]\n\nIf you want to get in on the ground floor of my works, this you can find it on my Patreon at [url=https://www.patreon.com/Dracovar]https://www.patreon.com/Dracovar[/url] for early access, WIPs, and voting on bizarre shit like this. But WHY, though?\n\nI'm sorry about the word \"Dracover.\"",
"description_bbcode_parsed": "So, today is apparently Charizard Day! So happy Charizard Day! Seriously, who comes up with these days? But it just so happens I have a Charizard piece to show! Or rather, a modification of an old piece.
You might remember during my cumshirt series that Charizard was voted in, the results of which you can see here. But when it comes to cumshirt pieces, I've since tried to make the scenes work just as well without the shirt, because some of them are just too damn good with AND without it! Looking at this one, I was like, "Holy HELL that one is BEGGING for The Dracovar Touch™." He IS my favorite pokémon, after all! How he's escaped a Dracovar makeover... a Dracover, if you will... I do not know! But that's a mistake I corrected.
Now, as you might recall, these last few Charizard pieces have kinda been following a bit of a story, one that began here and its associated article and continued in the short story here. Well, I've actually been getting a LOT of requests as to what that horrible beast has been up to since then, and honestly... hoo boy. If you want an example of how NOT to raise a pokémon, it's hard to find a better one, because I would advise AGAINST this method of raising pokémon to ANYONE. I mean, I'm not about to get into the morality of trainer/pokémon relationships, but at what point does indulgence become negligence, or even abuse? Either way, I'm worried that 'Zard is going to start becoming a danger to more than just furniture if he keeps going down that road....
Take it from his "trainer's" own words and judge for yourself. Word of warning, though: it gets weird, gross, and even, if you'll excuse my language, kinda icky.
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Yeah, my Charizard doesn’t wear cumshirts anymore. I do. Or rather, I wear HIS cumshirts.
No longer does he lounge around like the fat, gross, lazy hunk he is and jack off on garments over and over again until they’re discolored and hardened with a shell of old pokémon bodily fluids that smells like a cheesy compost pile. Nowadays, he ambushes me when I’m just stepping out of the shower naked and yanks one of his grimy tank tops over me before pinning me where I stand, finishing a fevered jacking session all over its surface. And I know it's mine to wear until he takes it back off of me, a dozen or so more loads of Charizard jizz nastier.
But not only does Charizard force me to wear his crusty, rancid, bronze-stained shirts around the house for the better part of entire days, but I have followed through on my previous assessment and begun using them as my actual pillowcases. I think I’ve gotten pink-eye four times since as a result. Worth it.
There have been some actual downsides to encouraging and enabling the worst aspects of a Charizard’s psyche, if you can believe it. I used to enjoy my foul pokémon’s various forms of fetid residue straight from the pits they came after I allowed him to commandeer the lion’s share of my bed at night. Unfortunately, never getting a full night’s sleep due to constantly waking up suffocating on some putrid, grease-trap crevice on his leathery body began taking its toll on my ability to function during the day, so I have since been sleeping on the couch. Thankfully, the upholstery is almost as sullied by Charizard as the shirts, so it's almost like he was still there sleeping with me. Almost.
Speaking of work, I did have to have a difficult conversation with him when his upkeep began affecting my job performance. It started one morning he was particularly needy, and I asked if I could hold off training his anal ring because I had to leave for work. In response, he crammed my car keys up his asshole and demanded I reach in and retrieve them myself. I fumbled around Charizard’s colon for about two hours searching for them, but no matter how far my arm curved in his gut, or many winkles I fingered, or how deeply my hand sank into the disgusting, filthy walls of his bowels, I had no luck and just called a cab. After washing my arms thoroughly, of course.
That evening, I told Charizard that I can’t keep going in to work late, on three hours of sleep, and smelling like pokémon piss and BO or else I’d be fired. Even a king needs a treasury, and if I can’t get a paycheck, his lifestyle of endless self-gratification falls into jeopardy. It was one of the few times I managed to get Charizard to curtail his behavior, because threatening his hedonistic way of life seems to be the only way he would even listen to me, and the only reason I would even think of attempting to talk him into restraining himself. He is my master, after all! I live to make my Charizard’s penis swell, to make his low-swinging orbs churn with his seed, to fill the air with strings of his sperm and a fog of his vile stench!
And to make it up to him, I presented him with a gift that occurred to me the day I taught him how to use the internet to find pornography. While enjoying an amateur video of a Lucario getting roughly fisted by his trainer, Charizard pulled his overextended foreskin back to claw at the thinner, grungier skin underneath just behind his glans. I was amazed by what I saw, having received so few glimpses of his foreskin fully retracted. It was visibly more sensitive, having a redder hue than the rest of his shaft, and was caked with accumulations of all manners of organic material trapped under his foreskin, gathered into nooks and folds, and mushed up into a sticky, congealed paste that squished beneath his claw and in between his fingers. It made my mouth water, very much like Charizard’s did as he bowed his neck forward to watch the Lucario grunt and gasp in discomfort amid the squelching and farting of his rectum being quickly punched by his anonymous trainer.
But while Charizard gawked at the monitor, I watched the blunted tip of one of his finger talons jab at the hole at the end of his penis while his palm kneaded the region behind his glans like dough, before it ultimately paused, and curved the talon inward, parting the opening to his meatus and sinking into his urethra. It was only about an inch before the hole became visible stretched to its limit by the widening digit, but in that inch, Charizard swirled his talon tip around in the entrance to his pisshole, causing the surrounding glans to bulge slightly in response. How had I not predicted he would go down this route? He had already been tying household objects to his foreskin and scrotum to weigh them down as a means of extending how far they’d sag, of course he’d begin training his urethra to be penetrable!
Every time Charizard pulled his talon out of his meatus, a gushing of blocked-up fluids would follow, forming a marsh of pokémon pre in the carpet fibers under my desk, one that I no doubt let dry into a sickly grunge rug. Even more enticing, however, was the manner in which his talon would scrape up globs of his cock muck from behind his glans before cramming it back down into his urethra, filth and all. Over and over again, Charizard scooped up smegma and forced it into his dickhole, at one point even pinching the underside of his cock from tip to base in what I believe was an attempt to push the gunk deeper down inside his member.
I stared at my pokémon in quiet admiration, in awe of the realms to which his depravity had taken him. Clearly, his mind had been warped into something beyond my comprehension, with priorities so misplaced that I could never guess what he would see as an opportunity, a new debauched avenue for his twisted mind to take him down. I was SO proud of him.
I had to guess when I got Charizard his present. A collection of sounders, catheters, and narrow dildos far longer than they were thick of varying sizes-- ones that I hoped would reach as far as his bladder. And judging by the way his steel-blue eyes lit up upon seeing them, it seemed I guessed right.
“I was watching you that night I first showed you how to use the internet, and noticed y-”
I was immediately silenced by Charizard’s jaws clamping around my cheeks, his fangs locking my head in place, as his squalid tongue lashed everywhere from my nose to my chin. I could smell how discolored the saliva he slobbered into my mouth and nostrils must have been, his feculent breath reeking like a dead cow stuck in a sewer drain. In fact, his tongue made every attempt to jam itself into my mouth and smear around the whitish layer of scum coating its surface that only months of poor diet and no brushing could provide him. THAT was a Charizard kiss. And I knew I made a good choice.
As he pulled his snout away, leaving a thick film of swamp-spit oozing down my neck and stretching between my lips and his, I looked into Charizard’s leering eyes, once again left to wonder what sordid outcomes his degenerate imagination was devising with his new apparatuses.
“So I take it you’re gonna-”
Once again I was cut off, this time by a claw grabbing my shirt by the chest as Charizard stomped past me toward the bedroom, carelessly yanking and leading me behind him, clutching his new toy box in his other arm.
What a guy.
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If you want to get in on the ground floor of my works, this you can find it on my Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Dracovar for early access, WIPs, and voting on bizarre shit like this. But WHY, though?
I'm sorry about the word "Dracover."",
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