Duster: AAWBFIVNSAGEGFKCBNAJ OMG OMG OMG BAX YOU GOTTA COME OVER RIGHT NOW
Duster: LIKE NOW
Baxter: o.o
Baxter: You okay?
Duster: GREAT. I found this cat in the alley by my place rummaging through my garbage
Baxter: I mean, if I were to look for a cat… your trash IS like 80% empty tuna cans, isn’t it?
Duster: yah but this one is AMAZING
Duster: THE FUCKING BEST
Baxter: Did it fix that hole in your mattress?
Baxter: I told you I’d pay for that!
Duster: better
Duster: he made MORE
Baxter: … go on.
Duster: okay so I was about to take some trash out and couldn’t find my pants but then I was like fuck it because it’s right around the corner and it’s dark no one’s gonna see
Duster: I’m walking down the alley to the dumpster and there’s this cat sitting on the edge of it, leaning down, rummaging through it with his ass all hiked in the air
Duster: so I just freeze and watch cause he’s got this asshole that looks like he’s done a few favors for food, know what I mean? like if you shoved a finger in there he’d just think it was an itch.
Baxter: I like where this is going!
Duster: OH YOU WILL. so his tail is up, balls jiggling, winking pucker, and I guess he gets a whiff of me or something because he leans up and turns around and sees me standing there with a trash bag in each hand and a HUGE boner
Baxter: Smelled you even though he was face-deep in a dumpster full of old tuna cans? That sounds about right.
Duster: ;3
Duster: so he hops out and starts crawling all carefully up to me, sniffing at the air, until his nose is pressed RIGHT at the tip of my dick
Baxter: FUCK…
Duster: he’s sniffing all around my cock and balls and I’m not moving an inch cause I don’t wanna scare him off but I’m thinking “oh god I don’t know what you’re gonna do but keep going”
Duster: and he’s getting REALLY into it
Baxter: I don’t blame him! I mean, I did the same thing on our first date… >,>
Baxter: So did he?
Duster: YES
Duster: he just takes my hard dick in his muzzle and starts sucking and bobbing his head back and forth
Duster: like a PRO
Baxter: NICE!
Baxter: Kitty must’ve been hungry! =D
Duster: so I’m just standing there getting a BJ from this alley cat, I don’t care if anyone sees. right before I nut, I tell him I got food and a bed if he wants and he's all for it. as I’m carrying him back to my place, I can feel him against my chest. he wasn’t just doing that cause I might have food, he was stiff as fuck too, and BIG
Baxter: Ooooh gay cat! =3
Duster: I give him some cans from my tuna stash on the couch, and while he’s eating out of them I’m eating HIM out. just everywhere under his tail. sniffing his asshole, his balls, his cock, lapping and sucking on EVERYTHING under there
Baxter: FUCK, that’s hot! Like, I’m pawwing to that right now.
Duster: it gets better. ALL of his junk smells like he jacks off using sardine oil.
Baxter: FFFFFFFFFFUCK YESSSSSS
Duster: IT GETS BETTER
Baxter: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
Duster: at this point I’m pretty much blowing this cat while he’s licking out this can of tuna and he gives me this satisfied, cocky look with his filthy, whiskery muzzle soaked in tuna and fishy garbage juice with little bits of grime in his snout fuzz and I just LOSE IT.
Baxter: I don’t know how ANYONE could maintain in a situation like that!
Baxter: What did you do?
Duster: i just lunge up and wrap my lips around his and kiss him. just fucking deep tongue kiss this alley cat's disgusting, trashy, rotten seafood smellin muzzle.
Baxter: Seriously, I might cum from all of this if I even THINK about touching my cock rn
Duster: oh it was disgusting
Baxter: I believe you mean it was DELICIOUS
Duster: it's disgucious
Baxter: That's it. X3
Baxter: He kissed you back, I imagine?
Duster: he was practically SPITTING onto my tongue while he did. just heaving globs of sour, sludgy cat drool into my my mouth. he knew EXACTLY what I wanted
Baxter: He fucking KNOWS and LIKES it too
Duster: RIGHT? it's like we're soulmates!
Duster: after that, we were DONE playing games. I lay back on the couch and pulled him onto me, and he fucking owned it. he was rubbing his dick and balls against mine, mushing our cockheads together, and then just HUFFS RIGHT in my face! Just PLASTERS my entire face in his putrid alley cat breath!
Baxter: I'm gonna die. All my blood is going to end up in my penis and I'm gonna have a stroke and die.
Duster: IT
Duster: GETS
Duster: BETTER
Duster: he walks up my crotch and pulls my cock underneath him, points it at his tailhole, and in one slow fluid motion, just sits down on it. all the way. to my BALLS.
Baxter: No lube?!
Duster: nope. his tailhole is just that slick.
Baxter: *dies*
Duster: then he clamps his muzzle around the end of mine, nose and all, and just EXHALES. He exhales DIRECTLY into my nostrils. a long, hard, slow, hot, burning, stinging, eye-watering exhale of the WORST kind of FISHIEST cat breath you can POSSIBLY imagine.
Baxter: STOP STOP I'M ALREADY DEAD
Baxter: If you didn't cum from that I'd be VERY disappointed in you
Duster: i can't remember the last time I came so hard
Duster: he didn't even have to bounce on my dick.
Baxter: Attaferret. X3
Duster: I mean, he did after the fact. me and this cat were fucking ALL night last night. i rode his cock, bent him over the arm of the couch and stuffed his tail, we were just plowing each other over and over again and doing all kinds of weird shit with each others' dicks and noses
Duster: sooooo I might have a new pet.
Baxter: More like husband!
Baxter: Wait, you're not just fucking with me, are you?
Duster: shit you not!
Baxter: You're saying if I go over there right now I will find this AMAZING cat waiting for me to stick my dick into him.
Duster: paws down tail up.
Baxter: No bullshit. If I were to go over there IMMEDIATELY and knock on your door, there will be this fucking perfect, filthy, gay alley cat who will take my cock while belching his fish-reeking garbage breath right in my face.
Duster: i was just about to ask what plans you had today :O3
Baxter: I'll be over in 15.
Duster: door's unlocked.
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