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But I think most of it is coming from down [i]heeere[/i]…” the shipman would say, closing a paw, claw, or wing around the cargo in between Valeford’s legs. Once again, the cocky avian would lean back and let the curious crewmate fondle his bird bulge as long as he desires, eyeballing and making plans for the grabby critter all the while.\n\n“Yeah, he does love to stink the place up!” Valeford would say, noticeably testing the limits of his trousers’ elasticity. “Speaking of ‘stinking the place up,’ there’s a supply shack down by pier 8 that’s like a sauna around this time of day. If you wanna [i]bathe[/i] in that bad boy, meet me there in ten.”\n\nWhy does nobody use the pier 8 supply shack? 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Maybe if he could actually remember more of them, he’d be less prone to stumbling into them. They tend to be moments when things get a little TOO relaxed, and an off-hand comment made about “really needing to unwind” might be translated in his inebriated bird brain as “release some of the steam from his meat and potato stew.” Needless to say, not many people were impressed by Valeford’s crotch cargo lying out for all to see, no matter how girthy his slab of long-skinned bird cock or how plump his feathery pillow of balls may be!\n\nAnd it doesn’t just take words. There have been times when Valeford’s hazy, booze-addled brain saw a very casual, happenstance encounter as an opportunity to get his rocks off if he played his cards juuust right! Problem is, in those moments, he often thinks he has a straight flush when in reality he’s got a pair of threes. Like offering the more feral-shaped tyrannosaur at the bar help in pleasuring himself because his arms were too short to do so adequately. Or bumping the tip of his tented pants into a leopard’s backside at the park water fountain, suggesting he drink something with a little more flavor. Or standing at the urinal next to a modest-sized wolverine and taking a step away from the fixture, making a gratuitous show of how impressively-sized the cock in his wing is and what a thick, arcing, loudly-splattering urine stream it produces.\n\nIt’s not a popular method of meeting new people, especially when every other word is mispronounced or garbled. And needless to say, there’s probably a few locales he’d be better off not showing his beak again. So why does he keep doing it? Well, first five reasons are bourbon, rum, gin, vodka, and brandy. And sixth, because sometimes when you throw a bad hand down, you still end up with all the chips! For every ten times he gets told to go away, there’s that one T-rex that gripped his short claws around Valeford’s hips and used his powerful thighs to jam two feet of dino dick up the bird’s ass all the way to the sternum in the alley behind the bar. Every ten times he gets threatened with a black eye, there’s that one leopard that lead Valeford behind some trees and sucked the excess sweat clean off the outside of his penis and the entirety of cum clean out the inside. For every ten times a perturbed denizen makes an awkward leave while Valeford does the same in another direction, there’s that short wolverine he could pick up and pin to the porcelain-tiled wall while using the girth of his throbbing hawk dick to find the absolute limit of that mustelid’s tight tailhole.\n\nIt’s not something he’s proud of! In fact, by the time the buzz wears off, he feels rather foolish and abashed for losing control of himself regardless of who he wakes up next to the following morning! And Valeford uses each instance as a reminder to start taking inventory of his behaviors, his limitations, and most importantly, his weaknesses.\n\nRiiiight after happy hour.\n\n-------------------------------\n\nThanks to everyone on my Patreon for supporting me and helping me create these works of… substance! Because “art” is too generous sometimes. If you’d like to do so yourself, you can do so and find early access to personal pieces, WIPs, and polls for future pieces here at:\n[url]https://www.patreon.com/dracovar[/url]\n\nAnd if you just wanna enjoy my creations without donating, scroll down a little more for a secret message!\n\nKeep scrolling…\n\nHere it comes!\n\nYou’re still awesome. =)",
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But tongues aren&rsquo;t the only things loosened by a little Kentucky kindness! Inhibitions tend to slacken as well, and that can play to your advantage if your goal isn&rsquo;t to jerk Valeford around, but to jerk him <em>off</em>!<br /><br />Working at a seaside port means he encounters some very unique individuals from exotic locales. Some are furred, some are feathered, some are horned, some are leathered. Some are small with eyes full of surprise, some are big with eyes that paralyze. Some are long with a winding gait, some are squat with a plod truncate. All right, that&rsquo;s enough of that. At some point or another, Valeford has had a hand with all types of transients-- or, I guess you could say, had a hand ON.<br /><br />He does take his job as a dockworker pretty seriously. But if those port fees are a little too steep, there are ways to snag a different kind of &ldquo;five-finger discount&rdquo; from the salty bird! A special delivery of the good stuff just for him is a good place to start, but if you think just offering Valeford fish would get you much further, you&rsquo;d be wrong! He&rsquo;s an osprey. He can get that on his own. You&rsquo;ll probably have more luck trying to get something <em>fishy</em> from him&hellip;!<br /><br />&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve always loved that smell,&rdquo; a passing seafarer would say, aiming his snout up and down Valeford and sniffing the air around him. &ldquo;That salty&hellip; tangy&hellip; low-tide smell&hellip;&rdquo;<br /><br />Valeford would smirk, knowing he reeks of it.<br /><br />&ldquo;Sure it&rsquo;s not just my <em>breath</em>?&rdquo; the seahawk says with a heavy huff, making sure to heave out that last word with a long, heavy gust of his humid, pungent osprey breath that stinks like a seafood market&rsquo;s last garbage pickup of the day. That would be the test to see how serious this potential business partner is in making a deal, because what&rsquo;s in store for him if he is does NOT smell any prettier! Should that snout remain in place, situated right in front of Valeford&rsquo;s open, wet, steaming, reeking beak, that test can go on as loooong as he wants&hellip;<br /><br />&ldquo;Some of it is for sure! But I think most of it is coming from down <em>heeere</em>&hellip;&rdquo; the shipman would say, closing a paw, claw, or wing around the cargo in between Valeford&rsquo;s legs. Once again, the cocky avian would lean back and let the curious crewmate fondle his bird bulge as long as he desires, eyeballing and making plans for the grabby critter all the while.<br /><br />&ldquo;Yeah, he does love to stink the place up!&rdquo; Valeford would say, noticeably testing the limits of his trousers&rsquo; elasticity. &ldquo;Speaking of &lsquo;stinking the place up,&rsquo; there&rsquo;s a supply shack down by pier 8 that&rsquo;s like a sauna around this time of day. If you wanna <em>bathe</em> in that bad boy, meet me there in ten.&rdquo;<br /><br />Why does nobody use the pier 8 supply shack? Probably because it&rsquo;s cramped, un-air-conditioned, and the only supplies it contains besides Valeford&rsquo;s secret hooch stash are a stained mattress and some bottles of lube-- the perfect place for one to become better acquainted with some musky seahawk cock.<br /><br />That&rsquo;s all well and good for sailors looking for a little fun on shore leave, but what about his day-to-day associates? There actually aren&rsquo;t many in his life! There&rsquo;s his coworkers, many of whom are shorebirds like he, maybe a couple pub regulars. How many of them, though, have seen his meaty, marine-scented member flopping about? &hellip; Quite a few, actually. And not all of them on request. <br /><br />To say Valeford has a drinking <em>problem</em> is debatable. To say it overpowers his better judgment from time to time, that&rsquo;s a hard YES. One of the reasons he doesn&rsquo;t find himself at a lot of social events is because of some of the awkward moments he&rsquo;s caused in the past. Maybe if he could actually remember more of them, he&rsquo;d be less prone to stumbling into them. They tend to be moments when things get a little TOO relaxed, and an off-hand comment made about &ldquo;really needing to unwind&rdquo; might be translated in his inebriated bird brain as &ldquo;release some of the steam from his meat and potato stew.&rdquo; Needless to say, not many people were impressed by Valeford&rsquo;s crotch cargo lying out for all to see, no matter how girthy his slab of long-skinned bird cock or how plump his feathery pillow of balls may be!<br /><br />And it doesn&rsquo;t just take words. There have been times when Valeford&rsquo;s hazy, booze-addled brain saw a very casual, happenstance encounter as an opportunity to get his rocks off if he played his cards juuust right! Problem is, in those moments, he often thinks he has a straight flush when in reality he&rsquo;s got a pair of threes. Like offering the more feral-shaped tyrannosaur at the bar help in pleasuring himself because his arms were too short to do so adequately. Or bumping the tip of his tented pants into a leopard&rsquo;s backside at the park water fountain, suggesting he drink something with a little more flavor. Or standing at the urinal next to a modest-sized wolverine and taking a step away from the fixture, making a gratuitous show of how impressively-sized the cock in his wing is and what a thick, arcing, loudly-splattering urine stream it produces.<br /><br />It&rsquo;s not a popular method of meeting new people, especially when every other word is mispronounced or garbled. And needless to say, there&rsquo;s probably a few locales he&rsquo;d be better off not showing his beak again. So why does he keep doing it? Well, first five reasons are bourbon, rum, gin, vodka, and brandy. And sixth, because sometimes when you throw a bad hand down, you still end up with all the chips! For every ten times he gets told to go away, there&rsquo;s that one T-rex that gripped his short claws around Valeford&rsquo;s hips and used his powerful thighs to jam two feet of dino dick up the bird&rsquo;s ass all the way to the sternum in the alley behind the bar. Every ten times he gets threatened with a black eye, there&rsquo;s that one leopard that lead Valeford behind some trees and sucked the excess sweat clean off the outside of his penis and the entirety of cum clean out the inside. For every ten times a perturbed denizen makes an awkward leave while Valeford does the same in another direction, there&rsquo;s that short wolverine he could pick up and pin to the porcelain-tiled wall while using the girth of his throbbing hawk dick to find the absolute limit of that mustelid&rsquo;s tight tailhole.<br /><br />It&rsquo;s not something he&rsquo;s proud of! In fact, by the time the buzz wears off, he feels rather foolish and abashed for losing control of himself regardless of who he wakes up next to the following morning! And Valeford uses each instance as a reminder to start taking inventory of his behaviors, his limitations, and most importantly, his weaknesses.<br /><br />Riiiight after happy hour.<br /><br />-------------------------------<br /><br />Thanks to everyone on my Patreon for supporting me and helping me create these works of&hellip; substance! Because &ldquo;art&rdquo; is too generous sometimes. 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