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Reeking of bourbon and fish (though the fish stench could be coming from either his breath or his cock), Valeford won’t even acknowledge his vulgar show of arousal, even if his junk is out and drizzling slimy strings of fluid on anything in front of him. Of course, it may have just been some mischievous or kinky anonymous patron who noticed his bulge and took the liberty of unfastening Valeford’s pants as the bird blathered on about stuff that would barely make sense even to someone who understood what he was saying.

Regardless of how it happened, there have been times when some more adventurous people saw Valeford’s intoxicated state as an opportunity! Instead of averting their eyes, warning him, or removing him from public space, those total strangers have indulged his drunken ramblings with a paw that would casually find its place on the osprey’s warm erection. They’d gently slide the skin of Valeford’s shaft back and forth as he goes on about shrinking product sizes at the grocery store... they’d play with Valeford’s foreskin by pinching it up and letting it snap back against his glans as he waves his bottle of Rebel Yell in the direction of a shirt that reminded him of a game he has beef with... they’d cup Valeford’s fat n’ feathery scrotum and rub his gonads together in their sack as he’d check his phone to look for a photo he saw a while back relevant to his one-sided conversation… Hell, they’ve gotten away with reaching through his legs and pushing a finger into his tailhole just to see how tight (or loose) he is as he concentrates on pouring more booze into his beak without spilling it all over himself! And all without even knowing the other guy’s name. Just some random fellas with adventurous paws who like what they see.

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