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Well, now you have. Much like the “I Always Ride Southwest” piece, this one started off as a joke, but due to trying out different methods of outlining and coloring, one thing just kinda lead to another. Every time I could've stopped, I said \"What if I triiiiied this?\" and this is what I ended up with. There may have been a fair amount of gin involved too. But isn’t that how it always works? Have a few drinks, start experimenting, wake up next to something bizarre with a penis. Story of my life.\n\nI guess what I'm saying is I have no excuse for this. Granted, it was a great exercise in a lot of different techniques and elements with successes and failures that together provided an enlightening learning experience! But one might still ask, couldn't all of that have been done without a heavily personified AH-64 Apache helicopter with dangly parts waving his giant chopper flopper in your face? Maybe there was, maybe there wasn't, but what's done is done. Besides, despite his superfluous gear, you can't say he isn't just adorable. I mean, look at that face! How can you not love that? Cutest thing with a chain gun hanging from its jaw I’ve ever seen!\n\nI refrained from having him make an \"air ride\" or \"mile-high club\" joke here mostly because you gotta remember he's still a full-sized aircraft! His penis is at least seven feet long, which is pretty crazy if you actually envision standing next to him after he’s deployed the largest missile in his arsenal! I mean, would it still be considered docking if you aren't only able to slip your whole cock, but BOTH your arms under his foreskin? Speaking of two arms, you'd need ‘em just to lift one of his testicles! At least checking for exhaust problems wouldn't be an issue when fisting him is as easy as taking someone's temperature. Well, I suppose all that only applies if you’re his pilot. In whatever world this guy exists, there could be all kinds of large creatures capable of a fly-by fucking. Big dragons, macros, super-stretchy hyper-lovers… But then again, it’s not like heli-humping can only go one way! As discussed in the comments of my last aeromorph pic, if it has a mouth, it has an anus, and I made sure the one on this fella is in no way metallic. The way the rest of his body feels is up to your imagination, but his puckered port has gotta be soft and flexible for connecting with other aircraft to do some deep mid-air refueling! And any average-sized humanoid willing to turn his tailpipe into a cockpit will find it’s big enough to be the only place inside of him where friction can be generated without the need for oil. If you can figure out how to reach it, that is. You two will have to sort out that little detail.\n\nSo what’s the strangest thing YOU’VE written this week?", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Originally Submitted to FurAffinity.net on Jun 9th, 2016 12:02 AM.

So, have you ever seen an aircraft with foreskin? Well, now you have. Much like the “I Always Ride Southwest” piece, this one started off as a joke, but due to trying out different methods of outlining and coloring, one thing just kinda lead to another. Every time I could've stopped, I said "What if I triiiiied this?" and this is what I ended up with. There may have been a fair amount of gin involved too. But isn’t that how it always works? Have a few drinks, start experimenting, wake up next to something bizarre with a penis. Story of my life.

I guess what I'm saying is I have no excuse for this. Granted, it was a great exercise in a lot of different techniques and elements with successes and failures that together provided an enlightening learning experience! But one might still ask, couldn't all of that have been done without a heavily personified AH-64 Apache helicopter with dangly parts waving his giant chopper flopper in your face? Maybe there was, maybe there wasn't, but what's done is done. Besides, despite his superfluous gear, you can't say he isn't just adorable. I mean, look at that face! How can you not love that? Cutest thing with a chain gun hanging from its jaw I’ve ever seen!

I refrained from having him make an "air ride" or "mile-high club" joke here mostly because you gotta remember he's still a full-sized aircraft! His penis is at least seven feet long, which is pretty crazy if you actually envision standing next to him after he’s deployed the largest missile in his arsenal! I mean, would it still be considered docking if you aren't only able to slip your whole cock, but BOTH your arms under his foreskin? Speaking of two arms, you'd need ‘em just to lift one of his testicles! At least checking for exhaust problems wouldn't be an issue when fisting him is as easy as taking someone's temperature. Well, I suppose all that only applies if you’re his pilot. In whatever world this guy exists, there could be all kinds of large creatures capable of a fly-by fucking. Big dragons, macros, super-stretchy hyper-lovers… But then again, it’s not like heli-humping can only go one way! As discussed in the comments of my last aeromorph pic, if it has a mouth, it has an anus, and I made sure the one on this fella is in no way metallic. The way the rest of his body feels is up to your imagination, but his puckered port has gotta be soft and flexible for connecting with other aircraft to do some deep mid-air refueling! And any average-sized humanoid willing to turn his tailpipe into a cockpit will find it’s big enough to be the only place inside of him where friction can be generated without the need for oil. If you can figure out how to reach it, that is. You two will have to sort out that little detail.

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