Evan‘s Travels
A story loosely based on one of my crazy dreams,
By Devin J. LaPrade
Present day:
“Time to make a withdrawal.” Evan thought out loud, parking his car at the bank. The roo had just finished one of his business trips from out of town and was going to redeem his paycheck. Getting his money from the bank, he went to his car to see it was gone. He observed where he parked it. “Shit! I parked it in a handicapped spot!. Guess I’mma have to walk to the impound.” He says, making his journey.


He arrived at the local impound an hour later, making his way to the gates. “Whaddya want?” a hyena groaned from inside the lot. “Yeah, I would like my car. it was impounded about an hour ago.” he replied. “Take a look around.” the hyena grumbled, opening the gate. Inside the lot were three cars, one of which she was working on, and none of them were his. “It’s not here, this is not good. I live 3 hours away!” he panicked, to whom the hyena only had to say, “tough luck, guess you have to walk.” before kicking him out. As soon as he sat down trying to think, he heard a voice come from the bushes. “Seems like you’re in tough luck eh?” A coyote came out from the brush and took a seat next to him. “Same.” “But I think he may have a solution for ya. Follow me.” the coyote says, taking a trail in the woods. Evan, having no other way, decided to follow him.


“Where exactly are you taking me?” he asked, having been walking for a half-hour. “Were almost there, keep up.” was all the coyote had to say.


Night:
“We’re here!” the coyote said after 15 more minutes of walking through the woods. They approached a small cabin with spiral stairs nailed to it. When they got inside, the roo could see that there were 3 other furs who were just as confused as he was. “Why did you bring someone else here now?” inquired a husky. “He was down on his luck and needed a place to stay” the coyote answered, at which point Evan spoke up. “Please, I really don’t need a place to stay. I just need transportation to get myself home.” He responded, “I know, I brought you here so we could set up camp here for the night. We have a car. We just want you to make yourself comfortable for now, my treat!” “Okay. As long as you get me back home by tomorrow.” the roo replied. It wasn’t too urgent of a matter to get home, so he didn’t mind relaxing in a warm cabin for the night. “Hey, you want coffee?” the coyote asked. “Sure thing!” Evan responded delightfully. And before he knew it, he had finished the whole jug. 


The roo was given a tour of the cabin, they had quite a few things for entertainment, a nice fire oven, and a lounge room filled with more books than he could imagine reading, but one thing stuck out, they had no bathrooms, which made him uneasy as he really needed to go. But he continued on his way, trying to hold it in.


“Hey! Do you wanna play some foosball?” asked one of the furs, a fellow kangaroo. “Yeah sure, but I need to use the bathroom, can you tell me where It is?” Evan asked nervously. “Hey, don’t worry about it!” the roo responded “let’s play foosball!” practically dragging Evan into the lounge room. He agreed, still trying to hold in everything. “That’s ten, and score! Win for the roos!” shouted the coyote. “On to pool!” At this point Evan had to speak up again as he knew what was coming up, “Umm, do any of you know where the bathroom is? I’m about to explode.” he told the coyote. The coyote said the same thing, “It’s ok, let's play pool!” Evan, getting really desperate, said “No, like I NEED to go, right now.” in which the coyote responded, “Hey, let’s just go on to the next game, alright?” and pulled him into the other room.


About halfway into the pool game, Evan was getting a feeling that he wasn’t going to make it, and in a last ditch attempt to save his pants, he sprinted for the door, and just as he was about to turn the doorknob, he knew it was too late. Before the roo could do anything, he had completely let go. The area around his groin began to feel warm as the dark patch on his pants grew larger, soaking them almost completely, and leaving a puddle behind. He was wetting himself in front of these new people he just met, completely embarrassing himself. For almost a minute he could not slow down the stream, completely destroying his pants and the floor around him. After a long and humiliating couple of minutes, the stream had finally died down as his bladder completely emptied. That was when he realized: the lack of a bathroom, the insisting of him to keep playing despite his need, they planned this. Not only that, he realized that he actually liked this. The relief of letting go despite the need and embarrassment, the soft warm feeling in his pants, it all felt so good. It was bliss. “Did you guys plan this all along?” the roo asked. “Yep” replied the coyote, “Well it seems you liked it…” “I don’t know why this feels so good.” he replied. Before he could say anything else, he lost his balance, tripping and falling in his puddle he left on the floor, soaking his clothes and himself from top to bottom, making his experience just that much better. “Come on if you want to get changed up.” said the wolf. “Nah, I kinda like this. I'll have fun with this for a bit.” the roo said gleefully. “Okay then.” laughed the wolf.


Next morning:
“Wake up, you clumsy roo!” said the coyote. It was the next morning and it was time for Evan to set out for home. “I hope you enjoyed your visit!” “I sure did!” he said, getting his [clean] clothes on. He was directed to the car and hopped in, ready to hit the road. “Mind if we do this again sometime?” he asked the coyote. “Sure thing! Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants!” the coyote giggled in response. “I sure will!” the roo laughed, heading home.