Absol, a Pokemon that can predict and attempt to help prevent major or minor disasters... "Absol, let go." ...is attempting to do so right now.

"Damn it! What is wrong with you?"

A growling Absol bit down and pulled on her human's pants leg.

"Stop it. They're going to tear!"

Absol didn't understand why, but she couldn't let her human enter that bathroom. The Absol pulled with all her might, unable to tell the human that something devastating is about to happen.

"Get the fuck off!"

A flash of red appeared as the Absol was suddenly sucked into her pokeball. Absol was only trapped briefly before escaping her ball's confines, but it was long enough for her human to enter and shut the bathroom door. Too late, the Absol realized, there was nothing she could do now. But... but why? What's so important? What's going to happen?

Absol didn't have to wait and wonder for long. A sweaty and exhausted looking Cinderace opened and hobbled through the front door. The normally friendly Cinderace didn't even look the Absol's way, staring solely at the closed bathroom entrance.

This was it, the Absol could feel it. Absol sat out of the way to watch whatever tragedy unfold.

With a hand clamped between her plentiful mounds, the Cinderace slowly shuffled, pigeon-toed, to the bathroom. But the bathroom door is closed, a distressing sign of it's occupancy. "Ci-cinder..." Cinderace called out hesitantly, knocking on the door. "Hold on for a bit, I just got in here." The human replied.

*Step. Step. Step. Step.* The sound of a bunny shifting nervously in place, attempting to patiently wait. Absol heard a viscous gurgle bubbling from the bunny's bowels. Absol watched as the Cinderace bent over, looking almost about to fold in on herself, and rubbed her belly hastily in attempt at calming the storm. The hand that has been pressed between Cinderace's cheeks, since the bunny entered the home, rushed to pound on the bathroom door. "Cinder.. Ace... ACE!" The bun shouted, eye's closed in intense concentration. "You and Absol both need to just give me a minute!" The human replied irritably.

Cinderace's stamina and willpower began to tire under the continued pressure of her bathroom needs. Cinderace grit her teeth and pressed her head to the door as control began to fail. Absol heard the escape of a brief moist fart. Absol noticed then watched as the Cinderace's red pants, previously wedged between the bun's buns, reveled the source of the this pokemon's burden as it's head poked the fabric out. "CINDERACE!" the pokemon shouted as she slammed the bathroom door open in a panic and rushed in.

"NO! WAIT!"

Absol heard the shifting and soft drop of fabric, a unintended wet and bubbly fart followed by a panicked gasp, and the heavy *plop* of cheeks sitting down.

A disgusting symphony of splatters and boisterous butt belches echoed from the doorway of the small bathroom. Absol peeked in to see the sweaty Cinderace sitting on the toilet, or sitting on as much as she could. A pair of widely spread legs is all Absol could see of her human, hidden behind the white bunny. Cinderace's sweaty face became the perfect picture of happy relief as bubbles, squirts, and plops echoed from the toilet bowl after each huffed grunt. A quick look around showed Absol a pair of red pants hastily kicked to the side. A solid then soft and mashed log nestled in the middle of the nest of fabric. There is also a small splatter of mud on the wall with a trail of muk leading over to the toilet itself.

The releaved Cinderace sighed heavily, then hastily stood up as she remembered something. Once the brown-stained fur of bunny butt cheeks moved to the side, Absol saw the human. His face full of disgusted and silent horror with a generous helping of brown staining his lap. Seemingly forgetting of her own posterior needing a wipe-down, Cinderace rushed to unfurl mounds of toilet paper for the human with cries of apology.

The Absol strode away, head held high in assurance. The Absol did try to prevent this, after all.