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I want to get a spare can of testing strips, so I can test my blood in other places on my body. I pop a zit, then dab it with a strip. Small paper cut, dab it with a strip. Nosebleed? You got it, dab it with a strip. I want to be the first dude in my block to get a subdural blood sugar monitor, something I can plug to my computer and watch my blood sugar levels rise and fall in real time. “Why is that number hitting 500 all of the—oh, I ate that pizza.” To me, it’s just for curiosity and lols.\nProbably the best thing to do with something like Type 2 Diabetes. If you going to have to treat it, might as well have fun with it. That’s what I say.\n", "description_bbcode_parsed": "http://foxfirestudios.net/johnnybriz

At this point, I’d like to relate to you what happened to me at the Doctor’s yesterday.  I’m either going to get prayers, well-wishings, and the occasional love sent my way, or just validate my fears of the devolution of humanity, but seems that I have to say it anyway.
Good News:  I weighed 302 pounds.  A loss of 11 pounds since last time.  I haven’t been this close to 300 in ages.
Bad News:  I’m officially diabetic.  Some said that it’s caused by my weight, but I think heredity has something to do with it too.  My grandmother has it, so it’s in my family history.
It’s not that bad, actually.  If I can continue to lose weight, and find a way to exercise more, chances are I’ll overcome this problem.  Also, I only have to take pills and I angled for a Freestyle brand blood sugar monitor. ( https://www.myfreestyle.com/ )  The kind that lets you test on your forearm. In fact, I insisted on that:  I’m not going to prick my fingers, I need all ten of them to type.
I want to have some fun with this meter, since I’m going to be testing my blood.   I want to get a spare can of testing strips, so I can test my blood in other places on my body.  I pop a zit, then dab it with a strip.  Small paper cut, dab it with a strip.  Nosebleed?  You got it, dab it with a strip.  I want to be the first dude in my block to get a subdural blood sugar monitor, something I can plug to my computer and watch my blood sugar levels rise and fall in real time.  “Why is that number hitting 500 all of the—oh, I ate that pizza.”  To me, it’s just for curiosity and lols.
Probably the best thing to do with something like Type 2 Diabetes.  If you going to have to treat it, might as well have fun with it.  That’s what I say.
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