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I think I'm finally getting the hand of drone mentality! It's all thanks to a wonderful subby gentleman that was looking for a new bit of employment after his time over at the Fin Fortuna. His name is Reno, or rather, Buttlebeak 6153. Ohhhh the numbers are actually getting quite fun to give out now! I was so concerned about the idea of erasing identity that I didn't think it would be something people WANTED. but Reno really set the record straight that some people just want to experience feeling part of a bigger group without needing the expectations of the self to get in the way. Sometimes being absorbed in my work is a wonderful feeling. it makes me feel useful. makes me feel so much more than I am on my own. So I think I can respect the individual by polishing it and letting their name rest on my mantle in my menagerie.
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