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Hell, you bro out with yeh boy Dropset, we might jus drop de trunks and measure out dese puppies, zeen? \n\n*The footage shows a large purple dragon with slicked back black hair and a shining grin.* \n\nDrakon be de kinda guy dat tun up and tuff out. I strut up, he sell off and gimme de keys to manage his own gym in brain space! \n\nEh, Eh. Watch da style, ya? \n\n* He starts to flex his chest, undulating one pectoral in tandem with the other, the two muscle sets seem to be almost liquid as they ripple hypnotically. TRANCE WARNING: PLEASE BE SURE TO HAVE PROTECTIVE EYEWEAR 7G EQUIPPED BEFORE VIEWING.* \n\n\"Mi muddah tech me dis. Mi shame tree dead. eyes make four, ye stare here, get a glistenin' pair o' flanks rippling bank like it's high noon on de shoals.\" \n\n*he grips the camera man who is a small gray scaled gator, who has been pulled out from behind the camera and is now pressing his face into the large hyena's pecs.*\n\n\"See dissun? he get it. Come on down ta Drakon's gym undah new management, We gonna make you glisten like da trophy you deserve ta be!\" \n\n*Drakon's gym Logo flashes on screen.*\n\nEND PROMO\n\n-----\nContestant #53155, Dropset. \n\nKai Tyde wasn't the only celebrity pick brought to cognizant. Dropset ran the bodybuilding circuit for a few years before he decided to start training up his fellow bros to be as confident about their bodies as he was. His Mother, Trinika Matherson, had the cult classic jazzercise tape series: \"Lick dese with the rhythm,\" Tapes where his mom would perform aerobics with closeup shots of her rear like she was backing up a construction vehicle. Reviews online call her the 'Queen of Sculpt.\" And while he never became as much a household name as his mom, He and his six brothers are still well known. \n\nHe was actually invited to Cognizant last year but had lost quite early when he was roped in as one of Kai Tyde's rocker punks. \n\nDarkwitt Analysis: He's a friendly guy. Dim, but honest. He has the brain of a goldfish and the constitution of a 1950s fridge. Devoid of a single malicious bone in his body. Despite his massive frame and frat like demeanor, he is exactly the kind of guy you want encouraging you to get in shape. If he ends up getting anywhere near the top of the heap, I guarantee it will have been by accident, or because he's just so affable... if you could even understand what he's saying. \n\n[i]Likes: Calypso Music, Dancing, Deadlifting, Nutritional Supplements (the real stuff that has actual science behind it, not that junk they sell in garages), Romantic comedies, Spicy Foods, Surfing, Turkish Oil Wrestling. Audiobooks (Preferably female narrators so he can pretend his muma is reading it to him.) people saying big words (he finds it hot) \nDislikes: Low self esteem (how dare you think ill of his friend), Math, sea salt potato chips (anything with that tangy saltiness to it that overpowers other stuff.) Dystopian literature. trying to say big words, high thread count clothing (he prefers clothes that breathe)\n\nFOCAULT GOAL: Mostly he wants people to take advantage of the cognizant headspace and try to build a version of themselves they love. so when they finally wake up, they'll go out and make that a reality. He also wants the other masterminds to ease off on brainwashing people and focus on loving themselves (not realizing he'll end up turning them into frat bros like his 'Jocklets'. \n\n[/i]\n\n-----\n[i]I'm pretty sure poor Rockjaw is going to be in a state of perpetual gay panic just being around this guy. Pray for him. \n\nArt by Madfox, \nBackground by Vectorpocket on Freepik\n[/i]\n\n-----\n[center][i]Like my work? 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Drakon's Gym Commercial: Under New Management.
*A nauseating gold logo flashes on screen before a massive hyena looks down a pair of gold shades to eye the camera. giving a wink before flexing to show off his bodybuilder physique.*
YOOOOOOOOOOO BROOOOOO!
Wah Gwaan me Jocklets!? Iz ya boy Dropset. Ah gotta me a propah zition fer de young types an old. Weh yuh de pon?! Yeh slim jims all up here in tha brain bowl with biceps lookin like pool noodles anna fluffy pair uh breast like deflated baloons! But don' fret. Memba mi tell you, yeh boy Dropset's gotta tek yah and get day meat all CRENG like a propah bully! iz mind ovah mattah here in cognizant, boy. I promise. Big tings 'appen when yeh following my Regimen! Cummon down ta Drakon's Gym an you an I get ta shell dun dat temple ova boddeh you got paradding around. Hell, you bro out with yeh boy Dropset, we might jus drop de trunks and measure out dese puppies, zeen?
*The footage shows a large purple dragon with slicked back black hair and a shining grin.*
Drakon be de kinda guy dat tun up and tuff out. I strut up, he sell off and gimme de keys to manage his own gym in brain space!
Eh, Eh. Watch da style, ya?
* He starts to flex his chest, undulating one pectoral in tandem with the other, the two muscle sets seem to be almost liquid as they ripple hypnotically. TRANCE WARNING: PLEASE BE SURE TO HAVE PROTECTIVE EYEWEAR 7G EQUIPPED BEFORE VIEWING.*
"Mi muddah tech me dis. Mi shame tree dead. eyes make four, ye stare here, get a glistenin' pair o' flanks rippling bank like it's high noon on de shoals."
*he grips the camera man who is a small gray scaled gator, who has been pulled out from behind the camera and is now pressing his face into the large hyena's pecs.*
"See dissun? he get it. Come on down ta Drakon's gym undah new management, We gonna make you glisten like da trophy you deserve ta be!"
*Drakon's gym Logo flashes on screen.*
END PROMO
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Contestant #53155, Dropset.
Kai Tyde wasn't the only celebrity pick brought to cognizant. Dropset ran the bodybuilding circuit for a few years before he decided to start training up his fellow bros to be as confident about their bodies as he was. His Mother, Trinika Matherson, had the cult classic jazzercise tape series: "Lick dese with the rhythm," Tapes where his mom would perform aerobics with closeup shots of her rear like she was backing up a construction vehicle. Reviews online call her the 'Queen of Sculpt." And while he never became as much a household name as his mom, He and his six brothers are still well known.
He was actually invited to Cognizant last year but had lost quite early when he was roped in as one of Kai Tyde's rocker punks.
Darkwitt Analysis: He's a friendly guy. Dim, but honest. He has the brain of a goldfish and the constitution of a 1950s fridge. Devoid of a single malicious bone in his body. Despite his massive frame and frat like demeanor, he is exactly the kind of guy you want encouraging you to get in shape. If he ends up getting anywhere near the top of the heap, I guarantee it will have been by accident, or because he's just so affable... if you could even understand what he's saying.
Likes: Calypso Music, Dancing, Deadlifting, Nutritional Supplements (the real stuff that has actual science behind it, not that junk they sell in garages), Romantic comedies, Spicy Foods, Surfing, Turkish Oil Wrestling. Audiobooks (Preferably female narrators so he can pretend his muma is reading it to him.) people saying big words (he finds it hot)
Dislikes: Low self esteem (how dare you think ill of his friend), Math, sea salt potato chips (anything with that tangy saltiness to it that overpowers other stuff.) Dystopian literature. trying to say big words, high thread count clothing (he prefers clothes that breathe)
FOCAULT GOAL: Mostly he wants people to take advantage of the cognizant headspace and try to build a version of themselves they love. so when they finally wake up, they'll go out and make that a reality. He also wants the other masterminds to ease off on brainwashing people and focus on loving themselves (not realizing he'll end up turning them into frat bros like his 'Jocklets'.
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I'm pretty sure poor Rockjaw is going to be in a state of perpetual gay panic just being around this guy. Pray for him.
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