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I mean are you going to interrogate us or just stare at my fat guts all morning...?\n- Uh? oh! sorry madam! my mind just a drifted for a second...\n- Alright,and yes we are both pregnant before you ask...awful time to be carrying a ton of children on our bellies but here we are...\n- well, congratulations regardless madam, you both have a lot of courage!\n- If the village needs us we will fight, big belly or not...I mean if we dont fight the creatures we will die painfully regardless so...yeah.\n- Speaking of the creatures, what can you tell me about the situation you are facing here, I need all the information I can gather.\n- So, every night in the last 3 weeks we been besieged by these dark creatures, they appear from the mist and bang in the walls until they find a weakspot, when they enter they grab someone and drag them to the mist to be devoured!\n- What these creatures look like?\n- Kinda like...like a dark insect with a fish head, there was some dead outside the wall but they melt when the sun rises, we even tried to put one in a dark room to preserve it but it was useless, they all become black stinky goo by the morning.\n- Strange, this level of photosensitivity is rare....do your people have an idea of how many of these creatures there are?\n- I don't know, like hundreds maybe thousands! we kill at least 150 every night yet their numbers seem to grow each new atack!\n- Terrifying, there was any supernatural or just strange event preceding the arrival of these creatures?\n- I don't remember....wait...yes there was! there was a dry lightning storm, but all the lightning fell in the same place!\n- That's interesting, which place was it?\n- The old castle ruins in the hill...\n- Ruins you say, do your folk know anything about these ruins?\n- No they are very old, much older than our village, they were there before the arrival of our ancestors several generations ago, we never paid attention to it to be honest, its just an ominous pile of stones in the hill...we used to go there at night as a rite of passage back when we were teens.\n- Do you remember feeling anything weird when in these ruins?\n- Well...yes now that you mention it, the ruins have like an aura of despair, you feel cold and lonely even in a group...and worse you feel watched...I'm maybe just a farmer with no fancy education or magical powers but even I can feel that something horrible happend on these ruins centuries or maybe millenia ago...but why this is important?\n- Any magical connection is important in situations like these...our world is littered with ancient ruins of lost civilizations who meddled with magical and technological powers beyond our knowledge, sometimes these ruins still carry a spark of these dreadful powers...so this ruin may be conected to the creatures, we will investigate.\n- Alright I think I understand...\n- So, I heard other villagers saying the last night attack was different, can you tell me why?\n- Yes...the creatures came at night as usual but they focused all their attacks in our main gate until it broke, but instead of swarming the village they snatched Earl Two Fingers and vanished in to the mist.\n- Alright, there was something special with this man in particular?\n- No, Earl was just drunk asshole who was a little weird around young girls, we tried to stop the creatures grabbing him but it was too late, there was too many and he was too wounded...so I shot him in the head to spare him of the pain...\n- Oh...that's unexpected...\n- Am I in trouble because of that?\n- No, we are no law enforcers...and even if we were I think this is a case of justified murder.\n- Oh thank the gods...I mean he was a piece of shit but didn't deserve to be torn apart like that...\n- You did well madam, for now we will conduct more interviews with other villagers, but with these details you gave me I can already give some leads for our team,I thank you for your cooperation.\n- I don't wanna beg, but will your Order really help us? 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