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Oxxon or whoever is charging Lupia of war crimes doesn't care for the Kobos, they just need a pretense so the former colony to become their protectorate... fine by me to be honest, they were always better for trade... but what are you so uppity about anyway?\"\n\n-\"Dunno, doesn't seem right to me to just rule guilty.\"\n\n-\"He plead guilty didn't he?\"\n\n-\"More like the lawyer did it and the runt doesn't know any better... it's just...\"\n\n-\"You afraid they will hang him or something?\"\n\n-\"I am not fond of kicking puppies so to say.\"\n\n-\"Hah... so that's what it is. See that beastfolk judge? He will make sure all these runts today get the softest penalty.\"\n\n-\"But then why rule guilty?\"\n\n-\"Have you been to Ratthewdam recently? Have you seen how infested it is? Young beastfolk swarming everywhere and breeding. You can't make a morning walk without stepping on a rat tail... and those are the more civilized ones. Look at this one, look at him, he doesn't even have a concept of what clothing is let alone any modesty. Let him out and in 2 years you will have dozen like him all pissing and shitting on the streets. What else is he gonna do after being a work animal?\"\n\n-\"Alright, I see your point... so what, he gets enslaved and sold off?\"\n\n-\"Nah, slavery is forbiden in Luxia, and since both duchies are luxian they gotta make sure no slavery happens. Ideally though yeah, but since that ain't possible it's gotta be a proper sentence. Since the beastfolk will get the other judges to give the softest sentence they gonna send him to re-education. Gonna learn all about wearing clothes, proper human values and do some public service work to reinforce what he learned... and, if we are lucky, he gonna get sent to work at a pawdventurer guild.\"\n\n-\"Oh? Why that? 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Dakka... no last name huh..." the judge turned his head toward the other one and whispered not so quietly "what is this one again? Dog? Wolf?"

-"Ahem, what are you again?"

-"Um... a Woof..."

-"So uh... Dakka Woof, do you understand why you are here on this trial?"

-"Um..."

-"You are being charged with committing war crimes while under the banner of Lupia against the innocent... uh... 'people'... of Kobo coast. Do you have anything to state to this tribunal in your defense."

-"Ah... um.. I... um..."

-"Do you understand what you are being charged for?"

-"I um.."

-"My client understands and is terribly sorry for all wrongdoings he committed."

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-"I um... y-yes, I am sorry..."

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- "Does it matter? Just rule guilty once the time comes. It's an animal."

- "I mean yes, wasn't he a working animal for Lupians? How is he even charged with crimes if he isn't considered a person by them?"

-"Well he isn't one in Luxia, but here he is, a proper beastfolk with equal rights and responsibilities to a human... so he is being charged."

-"But like, did he had any choice? All these runts here were working animals. I don't see a single Lupian on this trial..."

-"You seem awfully naïve. You do realize this whole war crime thing is just a farce. Oxxon or whoever is charging Lupia of war crimes doesn't care for the Kobos, they just need a pretense so the former colony to become their protectorate... fine by me to be honest, they were always better for trade... but what are you so uppity about anyway?"

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-"More like the lawyer did it and the runt doesn't know any better... it's just..."

-"You afraid they will hang him or something?"

-"I am not fond of kicking puppies so to say."

-"Hah... so that's what it is. See that beastfolk judge? He will make sure all these runts today get the softest penalty."

-"But then why rule guilty?"

-"Have you been to Ratthewdam recently? Have you seen how infested it is? Young beastfolk swarming everywhere and breeding. You can't make a morning walk without stepping on a rat tail... and those are the more civilized ones. Look at this one, look at him, he doesn't even have a concept of what clothing is let alone any modesty. Let him out and in 2 years you will have dozen like him all pissing and shitting on the streets. What else is he gonna do after being a work animal?"

-"Alright, I see your point... so what, he gets enslaved and sold off?"

-"Nah, slavery is forbiden in Luxia, and since both duchies are luxian they gotta make sure no slavery happens. Ideally though yeah, but since that ain't possible it's gotta be a proper sentence. Since the beastfolk will get the other judges to give the softest sentence they gonna send him to re-education. Gonna learn all about wearing clothes, proper human values and do some public service work to reinforce what he learned... and, if we are lucky, he gonna get sent to work at a pawdventurer guild."

-"Oh? Why that? I can see the value in getting more cheap labor so why do you think sending him there would be even better?"

"Ah, with how the beastfolk breed we will always have cheap labor, if anything, we got to be proactive in culling the flock. Why do you think all the human kingdoms on this side of the sea sponsor the pawdventurer guilds? Gotta make it all shiny and lure as many of these animals in so they don't overpopulate. With some luck he will be a 'pawdventurer' so instead being here on the streets will go and hopefully get lost or killed or something, and in the meantime he can be of use doing 'quests' for cheap and do work that is actually hard to get workers for."

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