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Sometimes I get called different things like...\n\n \"Hey bird bitch! Nice ass!'' came out from a passing Felin as I was making my way to the nearby settlement. I simply smile and carry on.\n\n \"Thank you.'' I say as I give my Capricoat a good rub on the head. \"He tries his very best to carry my merchandise.'' I'm not entirely certain what an 'ass' is... I once asked a couple of people what it was after they said the same thing to me before and they said it was my helper here after giving me an odd look of course... I really need to learn the lingo of the Felins better...\n\n I could see the village. It was a couple of miles from here, I would be there by the time the markets usually start getting busy in the Felin settlements but... that was until some Felin in black linen emerged from some foliage and began to feel up my body and slid his member immediately between my asscheeks.\n\n \"Hey sugar, you got time to give this lonely bandit some attention?'' he laughed as he grinded against me. \n\n \"N-no not really! I need to be at the village by morning!'' I said a bit flustered, but the man didn't even listen to me, as he pushed me down and began slamming his member deep within my womanly folds. I put my arm against my face and sighed. I could see the dawn already beginning to break. \"No no...'' I sighed. \"This is [i]such[/i] an inconvenience...'' I turned my head and huffed, looking at the Felin. \"I'm sorry to bother, but may you please hurry it up? I would really hate to miss the morning rush...'' I kindly asked, but I was immediately responded with a heavy slap to my behind, making it jiggle like crazy. \n\n \"Shut your beak, bird bitch! Asses like these don't come around often, they're to die for!'' he shouted and moaned as he continued to perform these odd customs. I didn't want to be rude, but I really couldn't shake it off my mind!\n\n \"Well of course they don't come here often... these creatures are native to the snow mountains... I don't understand the fascination of my-\" and just as I was about to finish, he finished before me, shooting a nice heavy load over my backside. He then slowly pulled out and gave my behind another slap before we both got up. Just like that, be made his way back into the foliage. \n\n \"Thanks for that! Ambushing people all month really gets me pent up!'' he said. I rubbed where I could in to my feathers [b]except for that freaking part on your back where you can't reach[/b]... Ugh... Hopefully the Sun would dry it off... wait... oh no! The Sun! It's already here! I straightened out my clothes and very quickly mushed my pet onwards to the town. \"No no... Please let it not be too crowded...'' I prayed...\n\n[i]Two hours later.[/i]\n\nI entered the town when it was somewhat bustling. All around me were venders and shoppers and the occasional guards and on very rare occasions, the common hooligan or beggar. Despite all that, the Felins always have something in common I've found: they are obsessed with things that are not normal, and how obsessed they were with my companion and I! What a curious race they were. \n\n\n\"An Avian in these parts? I've heard they're an honorable race but... the clothes... you can easily see her ass...''\n\n\n\"Look at the size of her ass! You could easily use them like pillows!''\n\n\n\"If being a traveling merchant never works out, she could always make a good prostitute...''\n\n\n\"10 pixels she'll suck dick before she leaves.''\n\n\"You idiot, she can't suck anything; she has a beak.''\n\n\"I just lost 10 pixels...''\n\n I get these comments often whenever I enter town, it doesn't really surprise me. What does surprise me however is how they always talk such... odd things about my Capricoat, or my 'ass', as the commoners here say. But, I won't let them do anything mean to my beloved helper, no matter how much they say they wanna slap him. I was so excited when I saw a spot where I could set up my small little shop for the day and hurried over to set up. It took me almost an hour, but I was getting everything I need on display and ready to sell when all of a sudden, as I was putting a crate in place, I felt a long slab of meat lift my asscheeks from behind and my eyes very slowly glance over to see a guard with a smirk on his face.\n\n \"Well well, an alien Avian huh? You do know that if you are selling things here, you're gonna have to pay in import tax... right?'' he asked as he slowly grinded his member against me eagerly... \"But, I can make all those problems go away really, all you ha-''\n\n \"How much is the tax, sir?'' I asked quickly, interrupting him, not on purpose. Boy how surprised he looked at first, but then returned to a cool looking expression.\n\n \"I don't know if you can afford it, it's quite a lot... 750 pixels. But once again if you can't afford we can alw-''\n\n \"Here you go!'' I interrupted him once again, handing him over the bag of pixels with a bright smile on my face, a smile the best I could make with my beak. I have [i]never[/i] seen a person so upset to take my money! He just stared at the bag for a brief moment before slowly taking it and walking off with his head down and slowly pulling his pants up. I wonder what got the fellow so sad... Felins are always a little weird.\n\nAs the hours went by, the amount of people that show up only seem to increase with every sale I make. Every time I do set up shop, I always get a crowd. For the most part, it's always males, there's females too, but most of them have penises too. How so I know? Well... they all whip them out whenever I am there and start rubbing them. They always seem to cheer whenever I turn around to grab something. \n\n As I was making a sale with another individual while the rest of the crowd were rubbing themselves so around me, some brave customer decided to walk behind me and slide their member right between my plump cheeks! But I didn't want to have it, not while I was making a sale!\n\n \"[b]Excuse me[/b]! I don't mean to be rude since these customs are so important to you Felins, but can you [b]please[/b] at least wait until after I'm done with this customer?!'' I asked, but as I was still doing the transaction and haggling, the person behind me just slid their entire member up my womanhood and I couldn't help but a let out a moan; their customs always make me feel good! Sadly, I didn't get the best deal as I sold it a little underpriced. The shy customer left in quite a hurry. I leaned over the counter and clung to the sides, looking up a bit and saw at least 14 other Felins, all with smirks and pointing their members at me while the one behind me didn't let up as he pounded me, ramming me mercilessly. I let out a long moan and the crowd seemed to adore it. My knees were shaking like crazy! My juices were all over the ground and my behind was slapped again and again. Soon enough, I was surrounded all around, all rubbing their members. I was panting hard, my eyes bolting back and forth as those members being rubbed was all I could see... then... whiteness... \n\n One by one, they began to climax, covering me within their seed and the one to climax last was the brave customer behind me, filling me full with his hot seed. My feathers were absolutely soaked in the hot seed... I was so glad it was cold today, because their hot seed felt so good. I felt special, I never saw them doing this to any of the other merchants. It must be a really high honor for my race to be merchants like me because this always happens, so much to the point that I began to leave a large jar out and one by one, the Felins and other races would just leave a quite a hefty amount of pixels for me after celebrating their customs with me. They would've did it anyway, regardless if I had it out or not. It just makes it that more convenient.\n\n","writing_bbcode_parsed":"Currency in Pounds, Rams, and Thrusts

Written by Deejay Speedwagon

Characters belonging to Miso Souperstar

    My name is Minoc Tendermoon, but people around the universe simply refer me as The Merchant. Sometimes I get called different things like...

    "Hey bird bitch! Nice ass!'' came out from a passing Felin as I was making my way to the nearby settlement. I simply smile and carry on.

    "Thank you.'' I say as I give my Capricoat a good rub on the head. "He tries his very best to carry my merchandise.'' I'm not entirely certain what an 'ass' is... I once asked a couple of people what it was after they said the same thing to me before and they said it was my helper here after giving me an odd look of course... I really need to learn the lingo of the Felins better...

    I could see the village. It was a couple of miles from here, I would be there by the time the markets usually start getting busy in the Felin settlements but... that was until some Felin in black linen emerged from some foliage and began to feel up my body and slid his member immediately between my asscheeks.

    "Hey sugar, you got time to give this lonely bandit some attention?'' he laughed as he grinded against me.

    "N-no not really! I need to be at the village by morning!'' I said a bit flustered, but the man didn't even listen to me, as he pushed me down and began slamming his member deep within my womanly folds. I put my arm against my face and sighed. I could see the dawn already beginning to break. "No no...'' I sighed. "This is such an inconvenience...'' I turned my head and huffed, looking at the Felin. "I'm sorry to bother, but may you please  hurry it up? I would really hate to miss the morning rush...'' I kindly asked, but I was immediately responded with a heavy slap to my behind, making it jiggle like crazy.

    "Shut your beak, bird bitch! Asses like these don't come around often, they're to die for!'' he shouted and moaned as he continued to perform these odd customs. I didn't want to be rude, but I really couldn't shake it off my mind!

    "Well of course they don't come here often... these creatures are native to the snow mountains... I don't understand the fascination of my-" and just as I was about to finish, he finished before me, shooting a nice heavy load over my backside. He then slowly pulled out and gave my behind another slap before we both got up. Just like that, be made his way back into the foliage.

    "Thanks for that! Ambushing people all month really gets me pent up!'' he said. I rubbed where I could in to my feathers except for that freaking part on your back where you can't reach... Ugh... Hopefully the Sun would dry it off... wait... oh no! The Sun! It's already here! I straightened out my clothes and very quickly mushed my pet onwards to the town. "No no... Please let it not be too crowded...'' I prayed...

Two hours later.

I entered the town when it was somewhat bustling. All around me were venders and shoppers and the occasional guards and on very rare occasions, the common hooligan or beggar. Despite all that, the Felins always have something in common I've found: they are obsessed with things that are not normal, and how obsessed they were with my companion and I! What a curious race they were.


"An Avian in these parts? I've heard they're an honorable race but... the clothes... you can easily see her ass...''


"Look at the size of her ass! You could easily use them like pillows!''


"If being a traveling merchant never works out, she could always make a good prostitute...''


"10 pixels she'll suck dick before she leaves.''

"You idiot, she can't suck anything; she has a beak.''

"I just lost 10 pixels...''

    I get these comments often whenever I enter town, it doesn't really surprise me. What does surprise me however is how they always talk such... odd things about my Capricoat, or my 'ass', as the commoners here say. But, I won't let them do anything mean to my beloved helper, no matter how much they say they wanna slap him. I was so excited when I saw a spot where I could set up my small little shop for the day and hurried over to set up. It took me almost an hour, but I was getting everything I need on display and ready to sell when all of a sudden, as I was putting a crate in place, I felt a long slab of meat lift my asscheeks from behind and my eyes very slowly glance over to see a guard with a smirk on his face.

    "Well well, an alien Avian huh? You do know that if you are selling things here, you're gonna have to pay in import tax... right?'' he asked as he slowly grinded his member against me eagerly... "But, I can make all those problems go away really, all you ha-''

    "How much is the tax, sir?'' I asked quickly, interrupting him, not on purpose. Boy how surprised he looked at first, but then returned to a cool looking expression.

    "I don't know if you can afford it, it's quite a lot... 750 pixels. But once again if you can't afford we can alw-''

    "Here you go!'' I interrupted him once again, handing him over the bag of pixels with a bright smile on my face, a smile the best I could make with my beak. I have never seen a person so upset to take my money! He just stared at the bag for a brief moment before slowly taking it and walking off with his head down and slowly pulling his pants up. I wonder what got the fellow so sad... Felins are always a little weird.

As the hours went by, the amount of people that show up only seem to increase with every sale I make. Every time I do set up shop, I always get a crowd. For the most part, it's always males, there's females too, but most of them have penises too. How so I know? Well... they all whip them out whenever I am there and start rubbing them. They always seem to cheer whenever I turn around to grab something.

    As I was making a sale with another individual while the rest of the crowd were rubbing themselves so around me, some brave customer decided to walk behind me and slide their member right between my plump cheeks! But I didn't want to have it, not while I was making a sale!

     "Excuse me! I don't mean to be rude since these customs are so important to you Felins, but can you please at least wait until after I'm done with this customer?!'' I asked, but as I was still doing the transaction and haggling, the person behind me just slid their entire member up my womanhood and I couldn't help but a let out a moan; their customs always make me feel good! Sadly, I didn't get the best deal as I sold it a little underpriced. The shy customer left in quite a hurry. I leaned over the counter and clung to the sides, looking up a bit and saw at least 14 other Felins, all with smirks and pointing their members at me while the one behind me didn't let up as he pounded me, ramming me mercilessly. I let out a long moan and the crowd seemed to adore it. My knees were shaking like crazy! My juices were all over the ground and my behind was slapped again and again. Soon enough, I was surrounded all around, all rubbing their members. I was panting hard, my eyes bolting back and forth as those members being rubbed was all I could see... then... whiteness...

    One by one, they began to climax, covering me within their seed and the one to climax last was the brave customer behind me, filling me full with his hot seed. My feathers were absolutely soaked in the hot seed... I was so glad it was cold today, because their hot seed felt so good. I felt special, I never saw them doing this to any of the other merchants. It must be a really high honor for my race to be merchants like me because this always happens, so much to the point that I began to leave a large jar out and one by one, the Felins and other races would just leave a quite a hefty amount of pixels for me after celebrating their customs with me. They would've did it anyway, regardless if I had it out or not. It just makes it that more convenient.

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