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Long time readers may already know the personalities of Ryon and Shryp pretty well. For everyone else, Ryon's the one that has no problem waiting while Shryp's out to have as much fun as he can. This tale gives insight on why they traverse their respective paths.

Though there's nothing too explicit mentioned within, I figured that it'd be a safe stance in placing a Warning on this one for its sexual connotation. The reason that there's a One in the title is for future tales; this one covers waiting and going, but another down the line may cover a different area of the same topic.

I thank you for giving this a read, and I hope to read some of your own opinions on this as well.", "writing": "“So man, it’s late, right? And I’ve got the lights on by the pool, and she comes out in this fine, red two-piece…”\n\nRyon watched as Shryp formed an hourglass shape with his hands, sighing as he propped his feet on his table. With his fist holding up his head, he strummed his fingers on the left armrest of his chair.\n\n“…and she sits by the side of the pool, just lettin’ her feet dangle, but she’s lookin’ at me like she wants me to come over. So, as the polite houseguest that I am…”\n\nRyon already knew where most of this was going to go: Shryp and his date would have their fun by the poolside, on the patio, go back to Shryp’s room, or even in the pool itself. It’s not that he didn’t mind the stories so much, but hearing about a new escapade every other day was really starting to get to him.\n\n“…and she’s gigglin’ too! So I give her a smile, lookin’ as suave as ever, and I start to untie her…”\n\n“You know what?” Ryon interrupted, “How about we mix this up a bit? Let’s alter the topic.”\n\nShryp, who had been in the middle of cupping his hands to relate size, raised an eyebrow to his suggestion, “Aww man, am I really boring you that much? Or are you gettin’ jealous? Maybe if you went out sometime with me we could remedy your little problem.”\n\n“I don’t have a problem,” Ryon sat up at this accusation before sinking back into his chair, “Look, you wanna talk about your sex life and all, fine, let’s cover some things about it in general.”\n\n“Oh my!” Shryp gave a mock cry, wiping away imaginary tears from his eyes, “My little Ryon finally wants to know about the birds and the bees!”\n\nHe moved across the room and sat on the couch, leaning on its side and as he gave Ryon a faux look of sincerity.\n\n“You wanna know how it’s done? Want me to take you out somewhere to show you how it’s done? I might have a few sites for you after our little talk, but you probably know all about those places, don’t you?”\n\nRyon stared at him, eyes half lidded in annoyance, “You done?”\n\n“For now,” Shryp leaned back on the couch, propping his feet on the coffee table, “So, yeah, what’cha wanna know?”\n\nRyon sighed as he sat back in his chair, fingers intertwined.\n\n“I hope I’m not gonna regret this,” he whispered, shaking his head. Shryp just grinned and watched, waiting for him to continue.\n\n“How is it,” Ryon began, “that you can just find someone so easily and quickly like that, just to toss them aside after just one night?”\n\n“Simple,” Shryp replied, “I’m just that good! When you’ve got it, you’ve got it! Best to use it as much as you can, amirite?”\n\n“And what about them? You ever think about how they might feel?”\n\nShryp shook his head at what he saw as Ryon’s naivety.\n\n“You really think that all of the girls I meet are lookin’ to settle down, form a family, and live ‘the dream’ of being a housewife? Girls out there are about as much into wanting a good time as we are, and some of ‘em moreso. Besides, some of ‘em do get in contact with me again, and all they want is another go,” Shryp rubbed his knuckles on his shirt as he added, “And when ya bury a bone as well as I do, they’re bound to come back wantin’ another taste.”\n\n“Yeah…that’s very generous of you, I’m sure,” Ryon rolled his eyes at Shryp’s remark, “And what do Mr. and Mrs. Rypson say about all of this?”\n\n“Better question,” Shryp’s tone dropped as he placed his hands behind his head, “is why I’d care in the first place. They’ve already got these ‘plans’ set for me about this whole thing. I’m cool with my folks and all, but the whole ‘true breeding’ thing gets on my nerves. As far as I’m concerned, before I’m probably forced to keep a perfect gene pool, I wanna have some fun swimmin’ around first.”\n\nHe looked over at Ryon and smiled, a thought crossing his mind as his energetic aura started to return.\n\n“Come to think of it, how come you don’t have any grands for Mr. and Mrs. Bahamouse yet, eh? What’s holdin’ YOU up from getting out there and trying something?”\n\n“Unlike you, I’ve got no problem waiting. I’m trying to find the right one anyway, not just the first person I can pick up in the night.”\n\n“Oh yeah, that’s good and all, but how’re you gonna find ‘the one’ just by sittin’ here all the time? The few times that you do go out, I bet you’re not even tryin’ to talk to anyone are ya?”\n\n“I…speak every so often. I don’t go to clubs or anything like that, but I’ve had my share of nice moments.”\n\n“Uh, ‘nice moments’,” Shryp sat up on the couch, “And what exactly are these supposed to be? You talk, you laugh, you blush a lot, and then you retreat before you can even get her name or number?”\n\nRyon stayed silent, his description having described a few of his interactions to the letter.\n\n“Yeah, that’s what I thought,” Shryp kicked his feet back onto the table, “You’re too damn shy man, always have been. You’ve gotta lighten up sometime and take the plunge…and I don’t even mean that in the way you think either. You ain’t gotta find ‘that one’ any time soon, but you can’t say that you can’t find her if you’re too afraid to really look for her.”\n\n“And what exactly do you know of ‘the one’?”\n\n“I know that you should lower your ideals a bit, that’s for sure. You keep making this perfect image in your head, hoping for that divine being to come down from afar, and you’re gonna have your face to the sky instead of at eye level with the ones already here.”\n\nShryp chuckled as Ryon continued to think about the advice. Shryp then continued, actual sincerity in his voice this time, albeit with his same energetic aura.\n\n“Not everyone’s gonna do what I do, or like doin’ what I do. Some do, and those are the ones I usually get. But it’s not for everybody…and I’ve known you long enough to see that it’s not for you. Drop off some of that fear you have sometime and you might notice a difference, but don’t feel that you have’ta prove a point to anyone.”\n\nThey were quiet for a few minutes after this, Shryp’s words floating inside of Ryon’s head as Shryp tapped out little musical beats onto the coffee table. Ryon finally looked over in Shryp’s direction.\n\n“See? Now isn’t this better than always talking about ‘the girl of the night’?”\n\n“Figured you’d benefit from hearing tales of the party life,” Shryp smiled before standing and stretching. He made his way to the front door as he continued, “I figured that you just got jealous at one point, actually, hearing me have all this fun while you’re on your computer.”\n\n“Even those with net access don’t spend all of their time on that sort of thing,” Ryon replied, standing and stretching as well.\n\n“True, but most of ‘em do clear out their history files every once in a while…and I also know that you’re not as innocent as you seem, mouse boy,” he took a step out of the door before turning back to Ryon, “You know almost as much as I do…I’ve just got more ‘hands-on’ experience.”\n\nShryp chuckled as he closed the door behind him. Ryon couldn’t help but both grin and blush at Shryp’s final comments…and his eyes grew wide at the alternate realization of what was said.\n\n“Might want to change a few passwords,” he thought aloud, little doubt in him that Shryp probably did a little searching at one point when he didn’t know.\n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "“So man, it’s late, right?  And I’ve got the lights on by the pool, and she comes out in this fine, red two-piece…”

Ryon watched as Shryp formed an hourglass shape with his hands, sighing as he propped his feet on his table.  With his fist holding up his head, he strummed his fingers on the left armrest of his chair.

“…and she sits by the side of the pool, just lettin’ her feet dangle, but she’s lookin’ at me like she wants me to come over.  So, as the polite houseguest that I am…”

Ryon already knew where most of this was going to go:  Shryp and his date would have their fun by the poolside, on the patio, go back to Shryp’s room, or even in the pool itself.  It’s not that he didn’t mind the stories so much, but hearing about a new escapade every other day was really starting to get to him.

“…and she’s gigglin’ too!  So I give her a smile, lookin’ as suave as ever, and I start to untie her…”

“You know what?” Ryon interrupted, “How about we mix this up a bit?  Let’s alter the topic.”

Shryp, who had been in the middle of cupping his hands to relate size, raised an eyebrow to his suggestion, “Aww man, am I really boring you that much?  Or are you gettin’ jealous?  Maybe if you went out sometime with me we could remedy your little problem.”

“I don’t have a problem,” Ryon sat up at this accusation before sinking back into his chair, “Look, you wanna talk about your sex life and all, fine, let’s cover some things about it in general.”

“Oh my!” Shryp gave a mock cry, wiping away imaginary tears from his eyes, “My little Ryon finally wants to know about the birds and the bees!”

He moved across the room and sat on the couch, leaning on its side and as he gave Ryon a faux look of sincerity.

“You wanna know how it’s done?  Want me to take you out somewhere to show you how it’s done?  I might have a few sites for you after our little talk, but you probably know all about those places, don’t you?”

Ryon stared at him, eyes half lidded in annoyance, “You done?”

“For now,” Shryp leaned back on the couch, propping his feet on the coffee table, “So, yeah, what’cha wanna know?”

Ryon sighed as he sat back in his chair, fingers intertwined.

“I hope I’m not gonna regret this,” he whispered, shaking his head.  Shryp just grinned and watched, waiting for him to continue.

“How is it,” Ryon began, “that you can just find someone so easily and quickly like that, just to toss them aside after just one night?”

“Simple,” Shryp replied, “I’m just that good!  When you’ve got it, you’ve got it!  Best to use it as much as you can, amirite?”

“And what about them?  You ever think about how they might feel?”

Shryp shook his head at what he saw as Ryon’s naivety.

“You really think that all of the girls I meet are lookin’ to settle down, form a family, and live ‘the dream’ of being a housewife?  Girls out there are about as much into wanting a good time as we are, and some of ‘em moreso.  Besides, some of ‘em do get in contact with me again, and all they want is another go,” Shryp rubbed his knuckles on his shirt as he added, “And when ya bury a bone as well as I do, they’re bound to come back wantin’ another taste.”

“Yeah…that’s very generous of you, I’m sure,” Ryon rolled his eyes at Shryp’s remark, “And what do Mr. and Mrs. Rypson say about all of this?”

“Better question,” Shryp’s tone dropped as he placed his hands behind his head, “is why I’d care in the first place.  They’ve already got these ‘plans’ set for me about this whole thing.  I’m cool with my folks and all, but the whole ‘true breeding’ thing gets on my nerves.  As far as I’m concerned, before I’m probably forced to keep a perfect gene pool, I wanna have some fun swimmin’ around first.”

He looked over at Ryon and smiled, a thought crossing his mind as his energetic aura started to return.

“Come to think of it, how come you don’t have any grands for Mr. and Mrs. Bahamouse yet, eh?  What’s holdin’ YOU up from getting out there and trying something?”

“Unlike you, I’ve got no problem waiting.  I’m trying to find the right one anyway, not just the first person I can pick up in the night.”

“Oh yeah, that’s good and all, but how’re you gonna find ‘the one’ just by sittin’ here all the time?  The few times that you do go out, I bet you’re not even tryin’ to talk to anyone are ya?”

“I…speak every so often.  I don’t go to clubs or anything like that, but I’ve had my share of nice moments.”

“Uh, ‘nice moments’,” Shryp sat up on the couch, “And what exactly are these supposed to be?  You talk, you laugh, you blush a lot, and then you retreat before you can even get her name or number?”

Ryon stayed silent, his description having described a few of his interactions to the letter.

“Yeah, that’s what I thought,” Shryp kicked his feet back onto the table, “You’re too damn shy man, always have been.  You’ve gotta lighten up sometime and take the plunge…and I don’t even mean that in the way you think either.  You ain’t gotta find ‘that one’ any time soon, but you can’t say that you can’t find her if you’re too afraid to really look for her.”

“And what exactly do you know of ‘the one’?”

“I know that you should lower your ideals a bit, that’s for sure.  You keep making this perfect image in your head, hoping for that divine being to come down from afar, and you’re gonna have your face to the sky instead of at eye level with the ones already here.”

Shryp chuckled as Ryon continued to think about the advice.  Shryp then continued, actual sincerity in his voice this time, albeit with his same energetic aura.

“Not everyone’s gonna do what I do, or like doin’ what I do.  Some do, and those are the ones I usually get.  But it’s not for everybody…and I’ve known you long enough to see that it’s not for you.  Drop off some of that fear you have sometime and you might notice a difference, but don’t feel that you have’ta prove a point to anyone.”

They were quiet for a few minutes after this, Shryp’s words floating inside of Ryon’s head as Shryp tapped out little musical beats onto the coffee table.  Ryon finally looked over in Shryp’s direction.

“See?  Now isn’t this better than always talking about ‘the girl of the night’?”

“Figured you’d benefit from hearing tales of the party life,” Shryp smiled before standing and stretching.  He made his way to the front door as he continued, “I figured that you just got jealous at one point, actually, hearing me have all this fun while you’re on your computer.”

“Even those with net access don’t spend all of their time on that sort of thing,” Ryon replied, standing and stretching as well.

“True, but most of ‘em do clear out their history files every once in a while…and I also know that you’re not as innocent as you seem, mouse boy,” he took a step out of the door before turning back to Ryon, “You know almost as much as I do…I’ve just got more ‘hands-on’ experience.”

Shryp chuckled as he closed the door behind him.  Ryon couldn’t help but both grin and blush at Shryp’s final comments…and his eyes grew wide at the alternate realization of what was said.

“Might want to change a few passwords,” he thought aloud, little doubt in him that Shryp probably did a little searching at one point when he didn’t know.

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