A mouse loved her boys, no bunk,
Except she hated that one skunk.
She said his mug-ly
Was really, really ugly.
"That's my rear," said the poor lunk.

Once upon a midnight dreary,
A mouse felt, oh, so weary.
'Twas a long day,
Faking being gay,
Because boys made her sneery.

Once, Pac-Man nibbled a ghost.
On pellets and a thick slice of toast.
"That hit the spot!
"Better than any dot!
"But spitting out the eyes I love the most!"