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Why wouldn't the guys on scene touch– oh. Rubber chickens.\"\n\n[i]Whine.[/i]\n\n\"Yes, all right, sir. How many? One? Two? Three? Four? Five?\"\n\n[i]Whine.[/i]\n\n\"Urf. And you're not wearing trousers or underwear, are you, sir?\"\n\n[i]Whiiiiiiiiiiine![/i]\n\n\"I was afraid of that. Jocelyn, would you call and see if proctology is awake?\"\n\n\"He is. Proctology also wants to tell you that they didn't sign up for this chicken(cough) outfit.\"[/q]\nArt © 2016 Marvin E. Fuller", "description_bbcode_parsed": "\n\t\t\t\t\t
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Whine.

"Yes, all right, sir.  How many?  One?  Two?  Three?  Four?  Five?"

Whine.

"Urf.  And you're not wearing trousers or underwear, are you, sir?"

Whiiiiiiiiiiine!

"I was afraid of that.  Jocelyn, would you call and see if proctology is awake?"

"He is.  Proctology also wants to tell you that they didn't sign up for this chicken(cough) outfit."\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t
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