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"But all the way through?  How would that work?  The intestines have all those twists and turns.  I bet that would hurt.  And lets not get into the stomach and its acid."

"Natural pain killers, probably, maybe triggering endorphins.  The tentacle's got to be form-fitting and can't be too firm until it's through."

"Useful if you don't know what sort of alien reproductive tract you're sticking your tentacles into."

"Exactly!  It's like a shapeshifting tentacle, kind of.  And it's got to have its own lube.  I mean, you need lube, so it's got to be a hundred times worse for a Meeble."

"And that's where the pain killers or whatever would be."

"Yeah!  And how it don't get digested on the way.  Y'know, like how blood keeps our stomachs from digesting themselves."

"But the taste.  Yechh."

"I doubt she'd care by then."
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Egads!  Explicitness!  The horror!  :O

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