This is a condensed parody. Buy the d**n games! - Camilla: Bye, Grandma, I'm off to school! Pico: Bye, Mama, I'm off to school! Balto: Bye, Dad, I'm off to school! Rosita: See ya! ...Finally, I don't have to hear yelling anymore. Hi, puppy! (Maschiff was snagged!) Rosita: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO- - Pico: Look, I'm just saying, I know it was just the one song, but it's still great music, right? Camilla: Yeah, because he also composed music for his own games. Balto: What about the Battle Tower theme? Rosita: Oh, sure, let's dig those bones up. Clavell: Welcome to the school with the long name that will be repeated as a running gag. Any questions? Rosita: One of your students stole my dog. Can I have it back? Clavell: DISQUALIFIED. (Rosita runs away, crying) Clavell: Now, who wants free Pokemon? All 3: I DO! - Rosita: Why does everybody hate the kitty!? (Gotcha! Rosita was caught!) (Rosita got away!) Rosita: I have a spirit partner now! Conner: Sup. Rosita: But does that mean I'll have to carry the story now? Conner: Probably... but not yet. - 2 days later. - Camilla: Almost time for the treasure hunt, guys! Pico: Wait, is that our other friends in a group? Rima: Perhaps the six of us can pool together tomorrow. Balto: Really? Sylvan: PSYCHE! We're actually the bad guys now! Spike: And now you're gonna get wrecked! C/P/B: OW!! DO SOMETHING!!! (PAMF! PAMF! PAMF SOME MORE!) Pico: Triple weak. Balto: But look! Free magic wands! Camilla: Maybe we'll get to use them on our treasure hunt? Dendra: Probably... but not yet! - Dendra: Mimi! People are hurt and need help, and I'm not one of them! ...this time. Miriam: I'm glad. - Clavell: Ordinarily I would be very cross with this behavior, but an ex-colleague of mine could benefit from this. Jacq: I'm not a teacher anymore, but Clavell and I stay in touch even four years after the game! Balto: Neat. Clavell: However... One week, no hunt! One week, no hunt! One week, no hunt! C/P/B: Oh, man! - Rosita: Guess I'll have to carry the story after all. But first: (Mom and Dad, I can't take your anger anymore. Come after me, and you will answer for your upset. Peise!) (Rosita can climb walls now!) (Orachifu Get!) Rosita: Wait, where did this dome come from? Eh, not my problem. - Rosita: Hi, fellow felid. Wanna quit your job and come with me on a journey around Paldea? Jessica: Sure, why not. My position's voluntary, anyhow. Rosita: Wait, where's that Rockruff going in such a hurry? Watch out, little puppy! (You encountered a wild Diademon!) Rosita: ...That's new. Jessica: Cheese it! (Gotcha! Jessica was caught!) Rosita: What should we do now!? Conner: Wanna see something cool? (Rosita transformed!) (The wild Diademon shattered!) (Jessica escaped!) Jessica: I also have a spirit partner now! Leopold: I basically have Blossom's signature power... and it's not brains. Rosita: Now that that's settled, let's go to Porto Marinada because it doesn't have a dome over it! - (Whoa! You encountered a horde of Diademons!) (Rosita and Jessica transformed!) (Whoa! You took out 5 Diademons!) Jessica: I have to go take care of something. Don't follow me. Grimer: Gri! (Betbeter Get!) - Rosita: We made it! Rhett: Welcome to Porto Marinada. Rosita: Thanks, random citizen who rings a bell with me somehow! Jessica: There. I bought some food for the partners, wanna get some snacks for us? Rosita: Sure, why not? Conner: Alright, but keep it quick. We need to find more of our friends. Leopold: And I want to flex my powers, too! - (Jessica can cross water now!) Rosita: This should be a fair distance from those things we never bothered to find out the names of. Jessica: And, to be frank, I don't think I want to. Eartha: I don't blame you, Frank. Rosita: Oh, hello. Want to join us? Eartha: Hmm, let me think... (To be continued...) - ~Oranges to Grapes!~ ???: And... unwatched for not being hot.