This is a condensed parody. Buy the d**n games!

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Camilla: Bye, Grandma, I'm off to school!
Pico: Bye, Mama, I'm off to school!
Balto: Bye, Dad, I'm off to school!
Rosita: See ya! ...Finally, I don't have to hear yelling anymore. Hi, puppy!

(Maschiff was snagged!)

Rosita: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

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Pico: Look, I'm just saying, I know it was just the one song, but it's still great music, right?
Camilla: Yeah, because he also composed music for his own games.
Balto: What about the Battle Tower theme?
Rosita: Oh, sure, let's dig those bones up.
Clavell: Welcome to the school with the long name that will be repeated as a running gag. Any questions?
Rosita: One of your students stole my dog. Can I have it back?
Clavell: DISQUALIFIED.

(Rosita runs away, crying)

Clavell: Now, who wants free Pokemon?
All 3: I DO!

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Rosita: Why does everybody hate the kitty!?

(Gotcha! Rosita was caught!)

(Rosita got away!)

Rosita: I have a spirit partner now!
Conner: Sup.
Rosita: But does that mean I'll have to carry the story now?
Conner: Probably... but not yet.

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2 days later.

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Camilla: Almost time for the treasure hunt, guys!
Pico: Wait, is that our other friends in a group?
Rima: Perhaps the six of us can pool together tomorrow.
Balto: Really?
Sylvan: PSYCHE! We're actually the bad guys now!
Spike: And now you're gonna get wrecked!

C/P/B: OW!! DO SOMETHING!!!

(PAMF! PAMF! PAMF SOME MORE!)

Pico: Triple weak.
Balto: But look! Free magic wands!
Camilla: Maybe we'll get to use them on our treasure hunt?
Dendra: Probably... but not yet!

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Dendra: Mimi! People are hurt and need help, and I'm not one of them! ...this time.
Miriam: I'm glad.

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Clavell: Ordinarily I would be very cross with this behavior, but an ex-colleague of mine could benefit from this.
Jacq: I'm not a teacher anymore, but Clavell and I stay in touch even four years after the game!
Balto: Neat.
Clavell: However... One week, no hunt! One week, no hunt! One week, no hunt!
C/P/B: Oh, man!

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Rosita: Guess I'll have to carry the story after all. But first:

(Mom and Dad, I can't take your anger anymore. Come after me, and you will answer for your upset. Peise!)

(Rosita can climb walls now!)

(Orachifu Get!)

Rosita: Wait, where did this dome come from? Eh, not my problem.

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Rosita: Hi, fellow felid. Wanna quit your job and come with me on a journey around Paldea?
Jessica: Sure, why not. My position's voluntary, anyhow.
Rosita: Wait, where's that Rockruff going in such a hurry? Watch out, little puppy!

(You encountered a wild Diademon!)

Rosita: ...That's new.
Jessica: Cheese it!

(Gotcha! Jessica was caught!)

Rosita: What should we do now!?
Conner: Wanna see something cool?

(Rosita transformed!)

(The wild Diademon shattered!)

(Jessica escaped!)

Jessica: I also have a spirit partner now!
Leopold: I basically have Blossom's signature power... and it's not brains.
Rosita: Now that that's settled, let's go to Porto Marinada because it doesn't have a dome over it!

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(Whoa! You encountered a horde of Diademons!)

(Rosita and Jessica transformed!)

(Whoa! You took out 5 Diademons!)

Jessica: I have to go take care of something. Don't follow me.
Grimer: Gri!

(Betbeter Get!)

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Rosita: We made it!
Rhett: Welcome to Porto Marinada.
Rosita: Thanks, random citizen who rings a bell with me somehow!
Jessica: There. I bought some food for the partners, wanna get some snacks for us?
Rosita: Sure, why not?
Conner: Alright, but keep it quick. We need to find more of our friends.
Leopold: And I want to flex my powers, too!

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(Jessica can cross water now!)

Rosita: This should be a fair distance from those things we never bothered to find out the names of.
Jessica: And, to be frank, I don't think I want to.
Eartha: I don't blame you, Frank.
Rosita: Oh, hello. Want to join us?
Eartha: Hmm, let me think...

(To be continued...)

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~Oranges to Grapes!~

???: And... unwatched for not being hot.