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So drop your unders, roll out the landing strip of tissue, and go to town with this one!

All characters and copyrights belong to their respective owners", "writing": "It was another dark and dreary day in the outskirts of the Mushroom Kingdom, where a large, dark, rugged castle fitted with spiked iron hoops loomed over all who dared approach it, the figurehead of its owner's countenance glaring down past its entrance through raging yet blind eyes below disheveled brows, the whole shebang looking so imposing as if it could come to life and rampage through its master's sheer will alone...\n\nBowser's Castle.\n\nInside, hordes of minions galore were gathered en masse in the foyer of the palace; gobs of Goombas, clusters of Koopa Troopas, bevies of Bob-Ombs, scores of Spikes... you name it, there was a whole lot of 'em. And all of those enemies were not only mourning the loss of their COUNTLESS predecessors, but they were patiently waiting for their supreme commander to appear to announce their next plan of action. (Which was less a plan and more chucking cronies into certain death... well, maybe not certain death, but more like death with a strong possibility. Possibili-death... but I digress)\n\nSuddenly, a large metal-plated door creaked open with a groan that snapped the hordes out of their thoughts, and a certain Magikoopa exited the room into the gathering place to announce, \"The Royal Koopa Court is now in session! Subordinates, His Highness orders you all to enter the throne room as refusal will be met with consequence!\"\n\nThat alone was enough to coerce the hordes into swarming into the open door so fast, the wind it kicked up gave Kamek a Marilyn Monroe incident! But his accidental exposure sadly went unnoticed as the Koopa King's throne room filled with its audience... and there, in the very back of the room, on the large, black, spiked chair emblazoned with his insignia... was Bowser, the Koopa King himself.\n\nIt only took a few seconds before the last of the minions scrambled into the throne room before Kamek closed the door behind them, a little red in the face. \"All hail Lord Bowser!\"\n\n\"All hail Lord Bowser!\" the crowd echoed, the volume of which was made even louder by its massive number of participants.\n\n\"ENOUGH!!!\" the gargantuan monster roared, making even the sheer numbers pale in comparison to his explosion of emotion. After about 9 or 10 seconds of stunned silence, Bowser took a deep breath and called out to his army, \"My minions, once again my attempts to capture the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom and claim her as my own have been thwarted by Mario... AGAIN!\"\n\n\"That,\" Kamek hazarded, \"is the usual process of events, yes, Your Angriness.\"\n\n\"HOWEVER!\" Bowser exploded again, \"Instead of rehashing the countless plans I've exhausted, I have decided to go a different direction: instead of going my usual route of kidnapping the princess outright, I'm going the exact polar opposite direction and NOT doing that... for at least one year!\"\n\n\"And, with all due respect, Your Crankiness,\" Kamek asked, \"how will this plan be more successful then the last several droves of failures you've concocted thus far?\"\n\n\"I thought no one would ever ask!\" Bowser answered in a jolly tone. \"Because instead of using that year to nab Peach while Mario's expecting us, we'll be pressing through a new training regimen to bolster our offense while cutting off access to any outsiders! Mario will let his guard down under the impression that we've given up, and the following year when his back is turned to us... KERPLAMMO!!! He'll never know what hit him!\"\n\n\"Interesting, Your Convolutedness,\" Kamek mused.\n\n\"Trust me, I've had years of planning put into this, Kamek,\" Bowser boasted. \"After all those bones I've thrown him in the past, he'll get the mistaken idea that I'm giving him the gift of vacation. But what I'm really doing... is setting up his demise!\"\n\n\"Hooray!\" the overhearing mob shouted in joy. \"All hail Lord Bowser! Death upon the plumber!\"\n\n\"BUT!\" Bowser exploded again, shutting the cheers up, \"Unfortunately, the regimen is only fit for Koopas and the like. Everyone else has their own kings to kowtow to, so ask for their help! Now, everyone who's NOT a Koopa... GEEEEET!!! OOOOOUUUT!!!\"\n\nThat last roar scared anyone without a shell out of the throne room like a Swoop out of the Underwhere. In seven seconds flat, all that was in the throne room besides Bowser and Kamek were Koopa Troopas, Koopa Paratroopas, Fire, Ice, Hammer and Boomerang Bros, Dry Bones, basically everyone with a shell that could be taken off.\n\n\"Now, Kamek,\" Bowser said to his right-hand Magikoopa as he stood up from his throne, \"escort everyone here to my, 'personal side project.'\"\n\n\"Right away, Your Brutalness!\" Kamek said before turning around to the roomier-than-before crowd. \"You heard the king, everyone! This way, please!\"\n\nOn the left of the throne was a red, velvet curtain that Bowser pulled aside, revealing a door that said, \"Koopas Only.\" As the present company fit the criteria, Bowser opened the door to reveal a long, lit hallway made of white-painted brick. Everyone then stepped into the hallway, filling it up steadily until everyone was inside and the last one in shut the door behind him.\n\n\"Now, my fellow Koopas,\" Bowser said to the throng, \"you are about to become privy to my personal side project, one that will surely spell success against our most hated enemy!\"\n\n\"Yes!\" the Koopa mob cheered again. \"All hail Lord Bowser! Death upon the plumber!\" But this time they stopped right after that, knowing what their king was capable of.\n\n\"However!\" Bowser interjected, proud though he was of his subjects' respect, \"Before we continue, read the sign.\" As he proceeded to tuck his arms and legs into his own shell, the group saw another door on the side of the hallway. And on that door was a metal plate with the words, \"No Shells Allowed Beyond This Point\" printed in black letters.\n\n\"No shells allowed beyond this point?!\" one yellow-shelled Koopa named Gus exclaimed as he read the sign out loud. \"Are you saying we have to expose ourselves for this training?\"\n\nAt that point, Bowser had already removed his large, spiked shell, revealing his pudgy dad-bod in heart-patterned boxer shorts. \"Yes, but I was actually talking about the sign next to it.\"\n\nGus and the other Koopas looked next to the door and noticed a plastic sign that said \"Place Shells Here\" in white letters with an arrow pointing to a set of baskets like the ones school gyms use to hold athletic balls. Everyone then made quick work of their own shells until the baskets were full of colorful shells and the hall was full of Beach Koopas in nothing but tank tops and/or boxer shorts.\n\n\"Now, everyone,\" Bowser said as he opened the door, \"welcome to... Bowser's Beach Fitness Center!\" Inside the new room, there were various types of workout equipment: weights on one side, cardio machines on the other. Further down the room were three doors labeled \"Steam Room,\" \"Showers,\" and \"WC.\"\n\n\"Now, before we start, there's a few ground rules I must lay down,\" Bowser said. \"Make sure you share the equipment, don't break anything... and every room can be occupied by more than one. But most importantly, remember to have fun! Now go and enjoy!\"\n\nOn that cue, every one of the almost-naked turtles entered the secret room and proceeded to occupy either a weight station or cardio machine.\n\n1. Running\n\nGus had chosen to run on the treadmill next to another Yellow Beach Koopa named Keith. Both of them had decided to start their run at a comfortable 5 mph, just to see how the machine could handle it. Both of them were in star-patterned boxer shorts and white tank tops, letting their bare feet pad along the treadmill belt.\n\n\"It's really nice that Bowser got a gym installed in the castle just for us Koopas, isn't it?\" Gus asked.\n\n\"Sure is,\" Keith answered. \"Now we get to feel loose and comfortable enough to really let ourselves go here!\"\n\nSpeaking of letting go, Gus was about to respond to Keith, but when he looked down, he noticed something embarrassing: the fly of Keith's boxers had opened up by itself, and while he wasn't aroused yet, his flaccid member was slipping out!\n\n\"Uh, Keith?\" Gus piped up, but the timer on Keith's treadmill had started beeping.\n\n\"Whew!\" Keith huffed when his machine slowed down to a full stop. \"Sorry, Gus, but I gotta take a whiz, then I'll hit the steam room. You'll have to tell me later.\"\n\nAs Keith hopped off his treadmill, Gus was still running his round before he noticed a timer on the console counting down, indicating that he still had 30 seconds left to go. But as he kept up the pace, a Blue Beach Koopa in powder-blue boxers and a wife-beater shirt came in to take Keith's place. Gus recognized him as Dave.\n\n\"Hey, Dave,\" Gus greeted his neighbor with.\n\n\"Hi Gus, how's it going?\" Dave replied with a friendly wave. \"Enjoying the new gym Bowser put in?\"\n\n\"Sure am,\" Gus answered, \"but clearly not as much as Keith was earlier.\"\n\n\"Perhaps,\" Dave supposed. \"You seem to be getting into it yourself.\"\n\n\"Yeah. Yeah, I think I am.\" Just then, the timer on Gus' treadmill beeped, and as the belt slowed down to a stop, Gus hopped off and waved to Dave, not realizing that his own fly was coming undone. \"Welp, thanks for keeping me company while Keith was gone. I think I'll try the weights next.\"\n\n\"Okay, have fun!\"\n\n2. Weight-lifting\n\nGus then sat down at a weight set labeled \"The Get Rekt Allover V12,\" where there were various levers, pulleys and pivots attatched to a tower of lead blocks held together by a metal rod. Deciding to try the arm crunch levers first, he placed the metal bar into the first lead block labeled \"5lb,\" then began pressing.\n\n\"Oh, hey Gus!\" Gus looked around for who spoke, and saw a Red Beach Koopa wearing red-and-white striped boxers with no top. \"Going for the GRAV12, I see?\"\n\n\"Just to see what all the hype's about, Randy,\" Gus answered. \"Also, hi.\"\n\n\"Good for you, buddy,\" Randy said on his weight set. \"Me, personally, I'm checking out the UBLF.\"\n\n\"Excuse you?\" Gus asked.\n\n\"The Under the Belt Line Fortifier,\" Randy explained. \"It tones up the leg muscles in multiple places: calves, thighs, glutes. Here, I'll show you.\"\n\n\"Oh, Randy, you and your... acronyms...\" Gus said as he witnessed his fellow Koopa work his weights, and saw the metal bar in his stack of lead blocks was set into \"20lb,\" but what made his train of thought derail was Randy was starting to tent his pants!\n\nI guess that's why they call it the Under the Belt Line Fortifier, Gus thought to himself without realizing he stopped working out... with his arms, at least.\n\n\"Enjoying the demo, Gus?\"\n\n\"What makes you say that?\" Gus asked before he looked down and saw he was popping a stiffy through his fly! \"AH!\"\n\nBut no one seemed to notice, so Gus backtracked and said to Randy, \"Uh, I mean, a-whoops. Tip slip.\"\n\n\"Well, I don't know about you, Gus,\" Randy said as he got up, \"but I think it's time to hit the showers. You coming with?\"\n\n\"Uh, sure,\" Gus said as he also got up. \"But first, I gotta go tinkle. Don't want to ruin the shower floors and all that.\"\n\n\"Good idea,\" Randy said. \"See you later, then.\"\n\n3. Bathroom break\n\nGus hurried as fast as he could to the back of the room, where the door marked \"WC\" was. But what he didn't expect was that when he opened the door... all that was there was an open room full of sinks, urinals and toilets that weren't even divided or hidden in stalls. But that didn't seem to phase any of the room's other occupants as they used the fixtures like nothing was out of the ordinary, openly exposing themselves to urinate and/or defecate without embarrassment or inhibition.\n\nDeciding that there was no point in questioning anything anymore, Gus patiently waited for one of the urinals to be available. Three seconds later, a Fire Bro signaled his satisfaction with a flush from the urinal he used before pulling up his flame-patterned briefs and walking up to the sinks, and Gus took advantage of the opportunity.\n\nOnce he stood in front of the \"stand-y toilet,\" as it was called once before, he looked down and saw that his earlier boner had wilted during the trip. So, he opted to pinch the waistband of his starry boxers and let his floppy 3.5-inch penis touch the open air. It hung over his modest scrotum with its olive-sized testicles forming a comfortable grove to fit it on before its owner used three fingers to lift it up gingerly and aim it into the pool of water inside the alabaster bowl.\n\nOnce Gus was fully situated, he started imagining different forms of moving water to get his made. Waterfalls, he thought to himself. Waterfalls, crashing waves, babbling brooks, dripping faucets, leaky gutters...\n\nPeeing.\n\nThe subliminal messages seemed to work as a stream of urine trickled from the tip of his ding, making audible splashes into the reservoir of water and turning it almost as yellow as he was. But the piddle was short-lived as he didn't have to go as much as he thought.\n\nWith a quick shake to flick off the extra drops, Gus let go of his ween and pulled his waistband back up before flushing away the waste and walking to the sinks to wash up. A quick soap and rinse later, though, he found a hand-dryer for his hands and used it to wick away the wetness. Satisfied, he looked around and saw that he was feeling more and more comfortable with the casual outfits of everyone here, then saw a door further to the side that connected the showers to the restroom.\n\n\"Well, that's convenient,\" Gus said out loud as he walked up to his next destination.\n\n4. Shower\n\nAs Gus got closer to the door to the shower room, he noticed a plaque on the front of the door. \"Attention,\" the plaque read. \"Please place all articles of clothing in the provided basket once inside the shower room. Soap and shampoo will be provided. Understand that you will be in the presence of other naked individuals. Bear in mind that while self-gratification is permitted and encouraged, verbal consent must be given by all parties present before physical contact is initiated. Remember, sex minus consent equals rape.\"\n\n\"Alright, I can do that,\" Gus said after carefully reading the plaque, then opened the door. As expected, there were at least three other naked Koopas letting warm water cascade over their nude, yellow bodies. He then saw the basket for his clothes and took off his tank top first, then let his boxers slide down past his legs before he stepped out of them and dropped them into the basket where some of the other clothes in there looked familiar to him.\n\n\"Randy? Keith? Dave?\"\n\n\"Hey, Gus, you made it,\" Keith's voice said from one of the Koopas.\n\n\"Didn't I tell ya I'd see you later?\" Randy's voice said from another.\n\n\"And now, here we are,\" Dave's voice said from a third. Now that everyone wasn't wearing anything, it was difficult to tell anyone apart.\n\nGus nodded and said, \"Yep, the gang's all here,\" as he walked up to a vaccant shower nozzle and turned on the water, dodging the spray until after he set it to a comfortable temperature. As the plaque said, there were soap and shampoo dispensors near the faucet knobs, so he took a pump of shampoo and lathered it into his head before rinsing his hands, then replaced it with a pump of body wash that he rubbed into his chest and arms, then lathered down to his waist and legs.\n\nAs Gus washed, the other three Koopas were watching him cover himself in soapy bubbles, not knowing he was putting on a show that got their three-to-four inchers stirring back up. Remembering that the plaque said they could gratify themselves, Randy got the ball rolling first by reaching down to his groin and stroking his penis. Keith took that as a cue to get started and did the same, while Dave shrugged and thought, Might as well, before joining in.\n\nGus had his eyes closed while he was soaping up, but felt clean enough and rinsed off the shampoo before looking up to everyone else jacking off. He also remembered the plaque, and the sight alone made him go erect again, reminding him that he got horny earlier. So he took the opportunity, and soon everyone was masturbating to each other masturbating.\n\nEventually, though, the pressure in everyone's balls was reaching a boiling point, and it wasn't long before all four naked Koopas were hitting their orgasms. First Gus, then Dave, then Randy, and lastly Keith had their loads spitting out of the urethral openings of their dicks, five or seven squirts each. Fortunately, the water was still running, so the squiggles of Koopa semen were washed away by the currents to be swallowed up by the drain in the middle of the floor.\n\nOther than the breathy pants of the naked males and the running shower water, everyone was silent for a few seconds, then they all turned off the water and looked for some towels to dry off with. Fortunately, they found some hanging over a set of metal bars by the door to the workout room, and used them to give each other one last look at their natural forms before rubbing the water off and wrapping up their waists with them.\n\n\"So, who's ready for a steam?\" Gus asked.\n\n\"You just read our minds,\" Dave said, and Randy and Keith agreed with a nod.\n\n5. Steam\n\nThere was only one room left to try in the fitness center, and it was the last stop for Gus and his friends: the steam room. They left the shower room in just their towels and walked into the workout room again, not caring that anyone could see them in their current state. That was the whole point of the castle's latest addition, though, wasn't it? To let fellow Koopas enjoy their company, see themselves as they really are, and bond not only as fellow minions, but as brothers... maybe even more.\n\nAs Gus opened the door he was gunning for, a little steam spilled out of the room, giving the four Koopas a few seconds to hurry and get inside. Once the door was shut again with them in the room, they sat next to each other on the linoleum bench and opened their towels back up, letting their bodies soak up as much steam as they could before they worked up a good sweat.\n\n\"Hah,\" Randy huffed. \"Out of all the ideas Bowser had, this one is my personal favorite.\"\n\n\"And since there's no invasions planned,\" Keith added, \"we've all got a whole year's worth of this to look forward to.\"\n\n\"Yep,\" Dave tacked on, \"I think I'm gonna like this place.\"\n\n\"Well, wherever he is now,\" Gus said, \"I'm sure he knows how grateful we all are for this.\"\n\n-\n\nLittle did they all know, Bowser did know how grateful the Koopas were for the fitness center... but he was also grateful for what they did for him without realizing.\n\nBowser's Beach Fitness Center was actually a collection of peep-rooms, bugged with tiny cameras that no one could see so they would all be recorded for his own exclusive enjoyment as he was furiously beating his meat to four screens. The workout room was bugged, the shower room was bugged, the steam room was bugged... even the restroom was bugged!\n\nAnd not only that, as his own boxers were down to his ankles, it was shown just how much he enjoyed the shows; there was a large pool of his cum in front of him that was slowly but surely getting bigger with every load he blew, and with no other outlet for his horniness, he was using the footage to aleviate his blue, heavy balls for as long as he could milk it, both figuratively... and very literally.\n\nA whole year's worth of this to look forward to...\n\n-\n\nThe end... or is it?", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "It was another dark and dreary day in the outskirts of the Mushroom Kingdom, where a large, dark, rugged castle fitted with spiked iron hoops loomed over all who dared approach it, the figurehead of its owner's countenance glaring down past its entrance through raging yet blind eyes below disheveled brows, the whole shebang looking so imposing as if it could come to life and rampage through its master's sheer will alone...

Bowser's Castle.

Inside, hordes of minions galore were gathered en masse in the foyer of the palace; gobs of Goombas, clusters of Koopa Troopas, bevies of Bob-Ombs, scores of Spikes... you name it, there was a whole lot of 'em. And all of those enemies were not only mourning the loss of their COUNTLESS predecessors, but they were patiently waiting for their supreme commander to appear to announce their next plan of action. (Which was less a plan and more chucking cronies into certain death... well, maybe not certain death, but more like death with a strong possibility. Possibili-death... but I digress)

Suddenly, a large metal-plated door creaked open with a groan that snapped the hordes out of their thoughts, and a certain Magikoopa exited the room into the gathering place to announce, "The Royal Koopa Court is now in session! Subordinates, His Highness orders you all to enter the throne room as refusal will be met with consequence!"

That alone was enough to coerce the hordes into swarming into the open door so fast, the wind it kicked up gave Kamek a Marilyn Monroe incident! But his accidental exposure sadly went unnoticed as the Koopa King's throne room filled with its audience... and there, in the very back of the room, on the large, black, spiked chair emblazoned with his insignia... was Bowser, the Koopa King himself.

It only took a few seconds before the last of the minions scrambled into the throne room before Kamek closed the door behind them, a little red in the face. "All hail Lord Bowser!"

"All hail Lord Bowser!" the crowd echoed, the volume of which was made even louder by its massive number of participants.

"ENOUGH!!!" the gargantuan monster roared, making even the sheer numbers pale in comparison to his explosion of emotion. After about 9 or 10 seconds of stunned silence, Bowser took a deep breath and called out to his army, "My minions, once again my attempts to capture the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom and claim her as my own have been thwarted by Mario... AGAIN!"

"That," Kamek hazarded, "is the usual process of events, yes, Your Angriness."

"HOWEVER!" Bowser exploded again, "Instead of rehashing the countless plans I've exhausted, I have decided to go a different direction: instead of going my usual route of kidnapping the princess outright, I'm going the exact polar opposite direction and NOT doing that... for at least one year!"

"And, with all due respect, Your Crankiness," Kamek asked, "how will this plan be more successful then the last several droves of failures you've concocted thus far?"

"I thought no one would ever ask!" Bowser answered in a jolly tone. "Because instead of using that year to nab Peach while Mario's expecting us, we'll be pressing through a new training regimen to bolster our offense while cutting off access to any outsiders! Mario will let his guard down under the impression that we've given up, and the following year when his back is turned to us... KERPLAMMO!!! He'll never know what hit him!"

"Interesting, Your Convolutedness," Kamek mused.

"Trust me, I've had years of planning put into this, Kamek," Bowser boasted. "After all those bones I've thrown him in the past, he'll get the mistaken idea that I'm giving him the gift of vacation. But what I'm really doing... is setting up his demise!"

"Hooray!" the overhearing mob shouted in joy. "All hail Lord Bowser! Death upon the plumber!"

"BUT!" Bowser exploded again, shutting the cheers up, "Unfortunately, the regimen is only fit for Koopas and the like. Everyone else has their own kings to kowtow to, so ask for their help! Now, everyone who's NOT a Koopa... GEEEEET!!! OOOOOUUUT!!!"

That last roar scared anyone without a shell out of the throne room like a Swoop out of the Underwhere. In seven seconds flat, all that was in the throne room besides Bowser and Kamek were Koopa Troopas, Koopa Paratroopas, Fire, Ice, Hammer and Boomerang Bros, Dry Bones, basically everyone with a shell that could be taken off.

"Now, Kamek," Bowser said to his right-hand Magikoopa as he stood up from his throne, "escort everyone here to my, 'personal side project.'"

"Right away, Your Brutalness!" Kamek said before turning around to the roomier-than-before crowd. "You heard the king, everyone! This way, please!"

On the left of the throne was a red, velvet curtain that Bowser pulled aside, revealing a door that said, "Koopas Only." As the present company fit the criteria, Bowser opened the door to reveal a long, lit hallway made of white-painted brick. Everyone then stepped into the hallway, filling it up steadily until everyone was inside and the last one in shut the door behind him.

"Now, my fellow Koopas," Bowser said to the throng, "you are about to become privy to my personal side project, one that will surely spell success against our most hated enemy!"

"Yes!" the Koopa mob cheered again. "All hail Lord Bowser! Death upon the plumber!" But this time they stopped right after that, knowing what their king was capable of.

"However!" Bowser interjected, proud though he was of his subjects' respect, "Before we continue, read the sign." As he proceeded to tuck his arms and legs into his own shell, the group saw another door on the side of the hallway. And on that door was a metal plate with the words, "No Shells Allowed Beyond This Point" printed in black letters.

"No shells allowed beyond this point?!" one yellow-shelled Koopa named Gus exclaimed as he read the sign out loud. "Are you saying we have to expose ourselves for this training?"

At that point, Bowser had already removed his large, spiked shell, revealing his pudgy dad-bod in heart-patterned boxer shorts. "Yes, but I was actually talking about the sign next to it."

Gus and the other Koopas looked next to the door and noticed a plastic sign that said "Place Shells Here" in white letters with an arrow pointing to a set of baskets like the ones school gyms use to hold athletic balls. Everyone then made quick work of their own shells until the baskets were full of colorful shells and the hall was full of Beach Koopas in nothing but tank tops and/or boxer shorts.

"Now, everyone," Bowser said as he opened the door, "welcome to... Bowser's Beach Fitness Center!" Inside the new room, there were various types of workout equipment: weights on one side, cardio machines on the other. Further down the room were three doors labeled "Steam Room," "Showers," and "WC."

"Now, before we start, there's a few ground rules I must lay down," Bowser said. "Make sure you share the equipment, don't break anything... and every room can be occupied by more than one. But most importantly, remember to have fun! Now go and enjoy!"

On that cue, every one of the almost-naked turtles entered the secret room and proceeded to occupy either a weight station or cardio machine.

1. Running

Gus had chosen to run on the treadmill next to another Yellow Beach Koopa named Keith. Both of them had decided to start their run at a comfortable 5 mph, just to see how the machine could handle it. Both of them were in star-patterned boxer shorts and white tank tops, letting their bare feet pad along the treadmill belt.

"It's really nice that Bowser got a gym installed in the castle just for us Koopas, isn't it?" Gus asked.

"Sure is," Keith answered. "Now we get to feel loose and comfortable enough to really let ourselves go here!"

Speaking of letting go, Gus was about to respond to Keith, but when he looked down, he noticed something embarrassing: the fly of Keith's boxers had opened up by itself, and while he wasn't aroused yet, his flaccid member was slipping out!

"Uh, Keith?" Gus piped up, but the timer on Keith's treadmill had started beeping.

"Whew!" Keith huffed when his machine slowed down to a full stop. "Sorry, Gus, but I gotta take a whiz, then I'll hit the steam room. You'll have to tell me later."

As Keith hopped off his treadmill, Gus was still running his round before he noticed a timer on the console counting down, indicating that he still had 30 seconds left to go. But as he kept up the pace, a Blue Beach Koopa in powder-blue boxers and a wife-beater shirt came in to take Keith's place. Gus recognized him as Dave.

"Hey, Dave," Gus greeted his neighbor with.

"Hi Gus, how's it going?" Dave replied with a friendly wave. "Enjoying the new gym Bowser put in?"

"Sure am," Gus answered, "but clearly not as much as Keith was earlier."

"Perhaps," Dave supposed. "You seem to be getting into it yourself."

"Yeah. Yeah, I think I am." Just then, the timer on Gus' treadmill beeped, and as the belt slowed down to a stop, Gus hopped off and waved to Dave, not realizing that his own fly was coming undone. "Welp, thanks for keeping me company while Keith was gone. I think I'll try the weights next."

"Okay, have fun!"

2. Weight-lifting

Gus then sat down at a weight set labeled "The Get Rekt Allover V12," where there were various levers, pulleys and pivots attatched to a tower of lead blocks held together by a metal rod. Deciding to try the arm crunch levers first, he placed the metal bar into the first lead block labeled "5lb," then began pressing.

"Oh, hey Gus!" Gus looked around for who spoke, and saw a Red Beach Koopa wearing red-and-white striped boxers with no top. "Going for the GRAV12, I see?"

"Just to see what all the hype's about, Randy," Gus answered. "Also, hi."

"Good for you, buddy," Randy said on his weight set. "Me, personally, I'm checking out the UBLF."

"Excuse you?" Gus asked.

"The Under the Belt Line Fortifier," Randy explained. "It tones up the leg muscles in multiple places: calves, thighs, glutes. Here, I'll show you."

"Oh, Randy, you and your... acronyms..." Gus said as he witnessed his fellow Koopa work his weights, and saw the metal bar in his stack of lead blocks was set into "20lb," but what made his train of thought derail was Randy was starting to tent his pants!

I guess that's why they call it the Under the Belt Line Fortifier, Gus thought to himself without realizing he stopped working out... with his arms, at least.

"Enjoying the demo, Gus?"

"What makes you say that?" Gus asked before he looked down and saw he was popping a stiffy through his fly! "AH!"

But no one seemed to notice, so Gus backtracked and said to Randy, "Uh, I mean, a-whoops. Tip slip."

"Well, I don't know about you, Gus," Randy said as he got up, "but I think it's time to hit the showers. You coming with?"

"Uh, sure," Gus said as he also got up. "But first, I gotta go tinkle. Don't want to ruin the shower floors and all that."

"Good idea," Randy said. "See you later, then."

3. Bathroom break

Gus hurried as fast as he could to the back of the room, where the door marked "WC" was. But what he didn't expect was that when he opened the door... all that was there was an open room full of sinks, urinals and toilets that weren't even divided or hidden in stalls. But that didn't seem to phase any of the room's other occupants as they used the fixtures like nothing was out of the ordinary, openly exposing themselves to urinate and/or defecate without embarrassment or inhibition.

Deciding that there was no point in questioning anything anymore, Gus patiently waited for one of the urinals to be available. Three seconds later, a Fire Bro signaled his satisfaction with a flush from the urinal he used before pulling up his flame-patterned briefs and walking up to the sinks, and Gus took advantage of the opportunity.

Once he stood in front of the "stand-y toilet," as it was called once before, he looked down and saw that his earlier boner had wilted during the trip. So, he opted to pinch the waistband of his starry boxers and let his floppy 3.5-inch penis touch the open air. It hung over his modest scrotum with its olive-sized testicles forming a comfortable grove to fit it on before its owner used three fingers to lift it up gingerly and aim it into the pool of water inside the alabaster bowl.

Once Gus was fully situated, he started imagining different forms of moving water to get his made. Waterfalls, he thought to himself. Waterfalls, crashing waves, babbling brooks, dripping faucets, leaky gutters...

Peeing.

The subliminal messages seemed to work as a stream of urine trickled from the tip of his ding, making audible splashes into the reservoir of water and turning it almost as yellow as he was. But the piddle was short-lived as he didn't have to go as much as he thought.

With a quick shake to flick off the extra drops, Gus let go of his ween and pulled his waistband back up before flushing away the waste and walking to the sinks to wash up. A quick soap and rinse later, though, he found a hand-dryer for his hands and used it to wick away the wetness. Satisfied, he looked around and saw that he was feeling more and more comfortable with the casual outfits of everyone here, then saw a door further to the side that connected the showers to the restroom.

"Well, that's convenient," Gus said out loud as he walked up to his next destination.

4. Shower

As Gus got closer to the door to the shower room, he noticed a plaque on the front of the door. "Attention," the plaque read. "Please place all articles of clothing in the provided basket once inside the shower room. Soap and shampoo will be provided. Understand that you will be in the presence of other naked individuals. Bear in mind that while self-gratification is permitted and encouraged, verbal consent must be given by all parties present before physical contact is initiated. Remember, sex minus consent equals rape."

"Alright, I can do that," Gus said after carefully reading the plaque, then opened the door. As expected, there were at least three other naked Koopas letting warm water cascade over their nude, yellow bodies. He then saw the basket for his clothes and took off his tank top first, then let his boxers slide down past his legs before he stepped out of them and dropped them into the basket where some of the other clothes in there looked familiar to him.

"Randy? Keith? Dave?"

"Hey, Gus, you made it," Keith's voice said from one of the Koopas.

"Didn't I tell ya I'd see you later?" Randy's voice said from another.

"And now, here we are," Dave's voice said from a third. Now that everyone wasn't wearing anything, it was difficult to tell anyone apart.

Gus nodded and said, "Yep, the gang's all here," as he walked up to a vaccant shower nozzle and turned on the water, dodging the spray until after he set it to a comfortable temperature. As the plaque said, there were soap and shampoo dispensors near the faucet knobs, so he took a pump of shampoo and lathered it into his head before rinsing his hands, then replaced it with a pump of body wash that he rubbed into his chest and arms, then lathered down to his waist and legs.

As Gus washed, the other three Koopas were watching him cover himself in soapy bubbles, not knowing he was putting on a show that got their three-to-four inchers stirring back up. Remembering that the plaque said they could gratify themselves, Randy got the ball rolling first by reaching down to his groin and stroking his penis. Keith took that as a cue to get started and did the same, while Dave shrugged and thought, Might as well, before joining in.

Gus had his eyes closed while he was soaping up, but felt clean enough and rinsed off the shampoo before looking up to everyone else jacking off. He also remembered the plaque, and the sight alone made him go erect again, reminding him that he got horny earlier. So he took the opportunity, and soon everyone was masturbating to each other masturbating.

Eventually, though, the pressure in everyone's balls was reaching a boiling point, and it wasn't long before all four naked Koopas were hitting their orgasms. First Gus, then Dave, then Randy, and lastly Keith had their loads spitting out of the urethral openings of their dicks, five or seven squirts each. Fortunately, the water was still running, so the squiggles of Koopa semen were washed away by the currents to be swallowed up by the drain in the middle of the floor.

Other than the breathy pants of the naked males and the running shower water, everyone was silent for a few seconds, then they all turned off the water and looked for some towels to dry off with. Fortunately, they found some hanging over a set of metal bars by the door to the workout room, and used them to give each other one last look at their natural forms before rubbing the water off and wrapping up their waists with them.

"So, who's ready for a steam?" Gus asked.

"You just read our minds," Dave said, and Randy and Keith agreed with a nod.

5. Steam

There was only one room left to try in the fitness center, and it was the last stop for Gus and his friends: the steam room. They left the shower room in just their towels and walked into the workout room again, not caring that anyone could see them in their current state. That was the whole point of the castle's latest addition, though, wasn't it? To let fellow Koopas enjoy their company, see themselves as they really are, and bond not only as fellow minions, but as brothers... maybe even more.

As Gus opened the door he was gunning for, a little steam spilled out of the room, giving the four Koopas a few seconds to hurry and get inside. Once the door was shut again with them in the room, they sat next to each other on the linoleum bench and opened their towels back up, letting their bodies soak up as much steam as they could before they worked up a good sweat.

"Hah," Randy huffed. "Out of all the ideas Bowser had, this one is my personal favorite."

"And since there's no invasions planned," Keith added, "we've all got a whole year's worth of this to look forward to."

"Yep," Dave tacked on, "I think I'm gonna like this place."

"Well, wherever he is now," Gus said, "I'm sure he knows how grateful we all are for this."

-

Little did they all know, Bowser did know how grateful the Koopas were for the fitness center... but he was also grateful for what they did for him without realizing.

Bowser's Beach Fitness Center was actually a collection of peep-rooms, bugged with tiny cameras that no one could see so they would all be recorded for his own exclusive enjoyment as he was furiously beating his meat to four screens. The workout room was bugged, the shower room was bugged, the steam room was bugged... even the restroom was bugged!

And not only that, as his own boxers were down to his ankles, it was shown just how much he enjoyed the shows; there was a large pool of his cum in front of him that was slowly but surely getting bigger with every load he blew, and with no other outlet for his horniness, he was using the footage to aleviate his blue, heavy balls for as long as he could milk it, both figuratively... and very literally.

A whole year's worth of this to look forward to...

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