A Day in the Life of the Same Size Killer: It was a Tuesday afternoon. The Same Size Killer had woken up from his drug-induced slumber. He made his way to the part of his rusty shack that held his supply of flesh that he aquired from hunting Evil Macros like the freakish scum they are. He took out a piece of the flesh, and chomped it in his large, toothy mouth, ripping it to shreads. With one swallow he gulped the meat mass down. He then got a glass of Macro blood, and chugged it down like it was water on a hot day. He then cracked his neck, and his back. He then walked towards his two belts, one for his torso, and the other for his waist. He was already wearing his leather clothes and combat boots. He first got the torso belt, containing his large and lethal machete. He moved his really long black hair out of the way, put the belt on, and then put his hair back in place. He then put the second belt, which held his combat knife, around his waist. He buckled the second belt. With both of his belts on his body, he was ready to kill again. "Heh" he said in his deep and gruff voice "time to eradicate some oversized, scum!", he said with an angry and sad sounding yell at the end. The Same Size Killer then walked out of his shack. Opening and closing the door behind him. He was ready to hunt again and to put his mind at ease. He then went the direction to the left, knowing there will be a city nearby. Said city, having very common macro rampages. The Same Size Killer walked through the woods, determined like a bloodhound on the hunt to catch some Macro prey. He then saw a clearing, he knew the city was a few steps ahead. As he grew closer, he could hear screams of fear and large sounding laughter. He knew what it was. He pulled out his machete, and advanced. Now he was on the hunt. ---- He came to a clearing, seeing destroyed cars on a road leading to the city. The cars looked like toys that had been stomped on. Then, The Same Size Killer looked ahead. He saw a large female macro, stomping on some innocent civilians. He gripped his machete, ready to strike. He looked at her with hatred, and then advanced towards the city. The female macro looked down at the city-folk micros. "I'm gonna smash you bugs!" the female macro said, "then I---" She was cut off as the Same Size Killer stabbed his machete all the way through her torso. "Oh really" He said, "the only thing being smashed here, is your FUCKING SKULL!". With that the Same Size Killer ripped his machete out of the macro's torso. She fell onto the ground. The Same Size Killer then walked up to her. He then stomped on her head, crushing her skull, and smashing her brains out. "YOU RUINED MY LIFE!, NOW YOU GOT YOURS!, MACRO SCUM!". The micros looked at him, thankful that he saved them, but freaked out by his words and methods of doing so. "Any other ones?" He asked in a friendly yet douchey tone. The micros pointed. He then saw two male macros doing worse and saying worse than the female did. "Thanks" the SSK replied with a thumbs-up. He was then off to kill the two males. ---- He approached them, holding his machete. Running micros watched him as he walked towards their aggressors. "Yeah" one male macro said. "Yes, man" the other male said "let's squish these pathetic bugs". When the Same Size Killer heard those words, he felt like he was going to vomit, and it fueled his rage. He then proweled forwards. "you look tasty" one male macro said as he got close to a micro atop a building. The male opened his mouth, ready to eat the micro. Then, suddenly, The Same Size Killer shoved his machete, all the way up his ass, to the hilt. His machete blade was so long and so wide, that it came out of the macro's mouth and cut his lower jaw in half. He then pulled his machete all the way out of him. The male still tried to eat the micro. The SSK then held his combat knife up to his neck. "ah ah ah" he said "you don't want to spoil your DINNER!", then, with one swift motion, The Same Size Killer slashed the male macro's throat open. "HA HA HA HA HA!" The Same Size Killer laughed with joy at the fact that he had killed another macro yet again. The macro then fell to the ground dead. The micro atop the building then scurried away. The Same Size Killer then looked at the male's terrified partner, with burning hatred in his eyes. The Same Size Killer then held up his machete. The male macro then made a break for it, as the Same Size Killer gave chase, close behind. ---- The Same Size Killer chased the other male out of the city. They were both running on a road to another one. Both running as fast as their legs could carry them. Then, they got to another city. "MICROS!" the Same Size Killer yelled "GET OUTTA THE WAY!, WE'RE COMING THROUGH!", The Same Size Killer then saw the micros run out of the way. The male macro then tried to grab a micro. but then, the Same Size Killer caught up to him. With one swift motion, he swung his machete and chopped the male's arm off before his claws could even get close to the micro. The Same Size Killer then kicked him in the head. The Same Size Killer then began beating the everliving hell out of the male macro. Shouting things at him like "YOU MACROS ARE EVIL!, OVERSIZED!, SCUM!" or "YOU ALL NEED TO DIE!, YOU FUCKED ME OVER TOO MANY TIMES!", and other hateful words of that nature. The Same Size Killer then held his punches and stopped. "Now, heh heh" The Same Size Killer said sadisticly "You will get yours, oversized fucking bastard!". The Same Size Killer then pulled out his knife. "Wait!" the male shouted "why are you doing this for some stupid bugs!". "Because" The Same Size Killer said in a rage-filled and insane voice, "you are all the same!, You are micro-stomping, mass-murdering, oversized, building-fucking, perverted monstrous assholes, who take advantage of their size like fucking children!, and for that, you shall all DIE!". And with those words out, the Same Size Killer slashed off the male's genitals causing blood to cover the street. The SSK then crawled up and slashed the male's throat. Blood exploded out of his wounds. The Same Size Killer then temporaraly put his weapons back in their holsters. He then plunged his hand into the dead male's chest, grabbing his heart, and ripping it clean out, destroying his ribs in the process. The Same Size Killer then gruesomely at his heart like a wild, savage dog that has not eaten for months. The Same Size Killer then felt a raging erection in his pants, at the sight of the corpse. He then turned him over, ready for sodomy. He then pulled down the male's pants. And he saw his buttocks. The SSK then pulled down his pants, and stuck his penis all the way up the male's ass and into his intestines. He humped for about an twenty minutes. He then came all through his guts. So much splooge went through the corpse's digestive system, that some of the jizz exploded out of the corpse's mouth. The Same Size Killer then took his combat knife, and sawed the male's head off with it. The Same Size Killer then gouged out the male's eyeballs. He then stuck his dick through the sockets. The SSK the humped his skull until his jizz destroyed the severed head's brain. He did the same with the other eyesocket. The Same Size Killer then put his dick back in his pants and zipped up. He then put his combat knife and machete back in their holsters. And finally the dropped the male's head. The head hit the ground. The Same Size Killer then stomped on his head, crushing his skull, and squashing his brains out. The micros looked in awe and shock at what they had just seen. "Thanks Same Size Killer!" A micro yelled loudly. "All in a days work, man" The SSK replied. The Same Size Killer then turned to walk away. "Man" another micro said, "I'll sure sleep well tonight, knowing he's around". The Same Size Killer then grinned. "So will your mom" he replied "she sleeps well on my balls!". "Shut Up!" the micro replied. The Same Size Killer then laughed. He Same Size Killer said goodbye to his micro friends. As he walked off towards other cities. Ready to kill more evil rapagine macros. To put his mind at ease. And to have a fun time. As well as to eat, and to get his rocks off. He was the ultimate protector of micro kind.