Little Eevee wants nothing more in the world than to evolve, but she has no clue how! All of her siblings are big and evolved already, maybe they could help her too. Umbreon and Espeon surely won't let her down! Eevee told her two siblings of her woes and they explained that they would be delighted to help trigger her evolution. The elegant duo told her to close her eyes and she did so. Espeon pushed her face against a soft, pudgy surface that was warm to the touch. It was very comfy, though a bit smelly. Her nose was up against some wrinkly hole which was strange. The hole opened up slightly and spewed a smelly, airy draft in her face! "Sniff." Espeon told her, and she obeyed. The smell was rancid like old Rattata meat! Awful aroma stung the Eevee's nostrils so, but she must prevail. This was quite an unorthodox way of evolving, but if her elder siblings said this is how she evolves, then she had to do this. Espeon let go of the Eevee's head and let her fall to her feet and was then picked up by Umbreon. Again, Eevee was pushed up against another soft surface, a bit more firm than the last one. Her nose parked right up against the wrinkly hole once more as another gust of wind expelled from the hole and against her face. "Smell." Umbreon demanded, and Eevee followed his orders. This time smelling of sour sitrus berries! Umbreon dropped Eevee to her feet, her nose tainted with gross fumes. Eevee coughed a bit before she felt the two surfaces press up against each side of her head, smooshing her between the two. Her face was encased in whatever the mounds were. A low rumble came from each side of her head. Simultaneously, the mounds expelled fumes from either side of her. "Smell!" the duo demanded. Eevee took a whiff of the miasma, now both stenches came together to make a mixture of sour berry meat! Absolutely disgusting! The mounds parted from her head and let her fall to the floor onto her side. The Eevee opened her eyes and looked up to her brother and sister to see both of their butts facing her direction. It was clear to Eevee that it was their butts she felt and their farts she was smelling. They laughed together in unison, claiming she was not yet ready to evolve and walked away. Eevee would have to try harder if she wanted to evolve.
She wandered about, trying to find another one of her siblings to help her in her time of need. She walked around the corner to see her brother Jolteon zooming about. Eevee called out to her brother, who halted his zooming. He sprinted over to her. She told him how she wanted to evolve and how Umbreon and Espeon had told her that smelling another pokemon's farts could trigger her evolution. Jolteon was quick to comply with his little sister's issue. He spun about and faced his butt towards his sister and hastily backed up. He pinned her up against the wall, driving her face into his butt. "You bettah get ready for some seeerious gassin' sis!" Jolteon explained. A barrage of short farts blasted Eevee point blank in the face. Her nose got to work on the gas, huffing in each one as they spewed out. A warm aroma of bitter Aguav berries filled her nose, growing more potent with each pass of Jolteon's gas. "C'mon sis! Ya gotta sniff faster than that if ya wanna evolve!" her brother stated. He was quick, too quick in fact. Her nose just could not keep up with his speed. For every sniff she took, three farts would already have passed. Jolteon stepped forward, freeing Eevee from the confines of his butt. He turned to see her laying on the floor, "Guess i'm just too fast for ya lil sis. Maybe next time!" Jolteon declared before speeding off. Eevee was not good enough for Jolteon either, but she still had hope.
With pep in her step, Eevee ventured forth. She was still very eager to evolve, one of her siblings would get her to evolve she just knew it! While Eevee thought to herself, she was unaware of her sibling up ahead and bumped into them. Eevee looked up to see her sister, Vaporeon looking down at her. "Where are you off too, shrimp?" she asked her younger sister. The young 'vee explained about how she needed to be farted on in order to evolve. Vaporeon broke out into laughter at her explanation, a ridiculous assumption surely. Eevee spoke up again, telling her she was telling the truth and she wanted Vapreon's help. The elder sister quieted down and rolled her eyes, "All right fine, lay down on your back." Eevee was quick to the draw and laid herself down. Vapreon spun around and blocked Eevee's view with the sight of her big blue butt plopping down on her face. A slick, smooth texture. A low rumble indicated a fart was coming. The first one to expel was a wet one, very sloppy sounding. Eevee began her huffing procedure, huffing in her sister's musty fish scented gas. Each following fart became bubbly which is normal given her water typing. The fish stench filled the Eevee's lungs relentlessly. Vaporeon stood up off her sister's face. "It didn't work..." Eevee explained. Vaporeon chuckled, joking about how Eevee must have made up that whole story just to get her to fart on her face, so depraving. Vaporeon walked away, swaying her hips leaving Eeveee to her lonesome. Another failure.
After the failed attempt with Vaporeon, Eevee's face was covered with her sister's sweat, she needed to dry off. This gave Eevee and idea of who to look for next, Flareon! Her sister's warmth would not only certainly dry her off, but she would be able to help her evolve too! She rushed out to look for her elder sibling, looking everywhere. She finally found her sister, meditating in a room alone. Not mind meditation mind you, oh no, she was meditating her beauty. What? How else would a Flareon's keep their fluff so well-kept? Eevee approached her sister. As she walked up to her, Flareon opened her eyes and glared right at her. Before she could pop the question, Flareon snapped. "Why do you want?!" Flames emerged from the Flareon's mouth as she shouted. Eevee flinched a bit, caught off guard by Flareon's response. "I-I just wanted your h-help to make m-m-me evolve by... farting... on me..." Eevee stuttered. Flareon's flames retreated back into her mouth, "You want me to WHAT!? That is absolutely disgusting!" Flareon retorted, but Eevee persisted. She begged, she pleaded, even getting down on her knees and kissing her older sister's feet hoping she would give in. "FINE! I'll give you what you want, shrimp!" Flareon announced. Eevee had little time to react as her sister pushed her down onto her back and sat her big plump butt right atop of her face. Her fur was almost sizzling to the touch as it settled over her head. A gurgling noise emitted from Flareon's gut, the farts were soon to follow. A hot blast of rancid gas buffeted Eevee's face directly and filled the cramped space with the smell of potent curry. Eevee struggled a bit, being hardly able to handle Flareon's nasty miasma. "Quit your moving runt! You wanted this!" Flareon barked, letting out another spicy gasbomb in the 'vee's face before going back to concentrating on meditating. This went on for a solid fifteen minutes, just enough time for Flareon to finish her beauty meditation. She stood up off her little sister's face. Still a wimpy Eevee. " 'Help you evolve' yeah right!" Flareon scoffed. "You just wanted to smell my farts. How disgusting." Flareon turned and walked off, leaving little Eevee to her lonesome. (And stink)
After recovering from the stink of Flareon, Eevee began to lose hope. Would she never evolve? Would she be an Eevee forever? The thought of remaining an Eevee haunted her. She was ready to evolve, she knew she was, but she just couldn't evolve. Eevee rolled over and stood back up, walking downstairs at a slow pace. At the bottom of the stairs she saw her sister, Glaceon. Maybe she was the one that would make her finally evolve! With her last bit of optimism, she rushed over to Glaceon. "Hey Glacey!" Eevee called out. Glaceon looked over to her with a bashful look on her face, "Oh... h-hi Eevee..." Glaceon muttered. Her ears drooped down. Eevee explained how she wanted her to fart on her to induce her evolution. "F-fart on you? A-are you s-sure?" Glaceon stumbled. Eevee nodded in response and rolled over onto her back to assure her sister she was serious. "Oh... o-okay then..." Glaceon stood over her sister and ever so gently took a seat on her face. Glaceon's fur, unlike the rest, was quite cool. Her butt settled over the 'vee's face, "A-are you ready?" Glaceon asked. Eevee reached up and patted her older sister's right flank, informing her she was indeed ready. Glaceon gave a cute high-pitched grunt before a short, but loud toot expelled out of her tail hole and vibrated against the little ones face. Eevee huffed up the fumes. The gas felt chilly as it traveled up her nose and the smell was actually, pleasant, almost like delicious Mago and Cornn berries. "W-was that okay little sis? Was that too much? Should I stop?" Glaceon worried. Eevee reached up again and patted her sister's flank, assuring her that she was all right. "Okay.. i'll keep going then." After ten sweet-smelling farts, Glaceon's "gas tank" was empty. She got off her little sister and turned back to her, "You didn't evolve..." Glaceon stated with a look of panic. "I'm so sorry little sis! I must have done something wrong! But i'm all out!" Eevee coughed, "No, you're fine Glaceon. You did good." Eevee told her. "You did all you could." Glaceon cheered up a bit, "T-thank you sis.." She bent down and gave her little sister a kiss on the cheek and ambled away. Eevee sighed, not even Glaceon could make her evolve. Perhaps she wasn't ready, maybe she would never be ready. Eevee got up on her feet and shuffled back upstairs, losing all hope in ever evolving.
Little Eevee whimpered as she dragged her feet across the ground, passing all of her other family members without so much as a glance. Fate was cruel upon this kind Eevee. She was never to evolve, only remaining a runt for the rest of her existence. "Hey Eevee!" a voice called out to her. She looked up somberly to see her brother, Leafeon with a happy expression on his face. He ran over to her and noticed her depressing look. "Hey, what's wrong Eevee?" he asked concerningly. She exhaled as she clarified to her brother that she tried so hard to evolve. All of the others tried to make her evolve by farting on her, but it wasn't working. Leafeon chuckled, "Y-you serious?" he asked. Eevee nodded in confirmation. Leafeon tried his best to hold back his laughter, thinking how ridiculous she sounded. He managed to calm himself down and collect himself. "So, how about you try it with me next?" he offered. "Sure.." Eevee sighed, not like there was anything else to do. Besides, what was there to lose? Her brother laid himself out on the ground, "All right sis, get your face back there!" he exclaimed. Eevee did so and hunkered down behind his thick flanks. She parked her face in Leafeon's cheeks and waited. His butt was soft as a pillow, such a comfortable feeling that welcomed her face as the cheeks spread across her head. A loud growl came from Leafeon's stomach, "Here it comes!" he announced. Eevee pressed her nose against Leafeon's tail hole before a boisterous gas bomb exploded in her face. The force of Leafeon's fart blew the Eevee's hair and ears back and flooded her nostrils with his stink as she sniffed it up. The smell, oh lord, the smell. It was as if all the bad smells from her brothers and sister's came together and formed one big stink bomb! Eevee's eyes teared up a bit, the farts were spicy, sour and bitter all at once and it was overwhelming. She never knew her brother was so gassy, but she endured. "You can do better than that, Eevee!" Leafeon explained as he wrapped his hind legs around Eevee's head and pulled her in more. Several more farts soon followed, each stronger than the last and the 'vee kept on sniffing. As her lungs were filled with gas, Eevee felt a strange feeling emanate throughout her body. What was this bizarre feeling?
Eevee's thoughts finally came together. Yes, yes it all made sense now. This feeling, it was feeling of love! She loved breathing in gas, she loved the stink and sounds of each of her siblings farts and she wanted more! Eevee closed her eyes and embraced herself as another blaring toot from Leafeon smacked her in the face. She took a deep inhale, ensuring each molecule of her brother's gas made it into her nose. A rush of euphoria rusheed through the Eevee's body. Her thoughts became wavy, only able to concentrate on the miasma flying into her body. Then, the strange feeling seemed to get stronger. As Leafeon let out another massive stinker, Eevee began to glow brightly. Her body began to change. Her ears grew taller, her body expanded and four ribbons grew from her head and chest. Leafeon looked back to his sister, seeing the little Eevee glowing brightly. "Whoa, what the hell?" he said, bewildered. The glow died down and revealed that the Eevee had evolved into a Sylveon! She had finally done it, she evolved at last! Leafeon looked on in amazement, did his farts actually make her evolve? The Eevee turned Sylveon looke up to her brother, "Oh my gosh! I did it! I evolved!" she screamed out in joy. Leafeon continued to stare at his sister, utterly baffled by what had just happened. "Thank you brother! Thank you so much!" Sylveon blessed. "Uhh, sure.. Y-you're welcome sis." he replied. Sylveon glanced back down at her brother's shapely butt, "Hey, how about we keep this going?" she asked. Leafeon smirked, "Hehe, sure why not." he answered. Sylveon buried her face in Leafeon's butt again just as a great big fart blew out of his tail hole. She was quick on the draw and breathed it in, no longer phased by the stench. Today was a great day for little Eevee. Perchance she would later give all of her siblings her personal gratitude in the form of her own 'special help'
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