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The winter storm delayed us a few days, and the moving company is apparently so awful at their jobs that they haven't given us any concrete dates, keep messing up the inventory we gave them, and today when they finally show up, they say \"Oh, we don't have room for all that. We still have like, 5 more houses to go\" \nWe've lost so much goddamn money because we keep booking hotels thinking \"ah, they'll be here this day, so we can get on the road the next.\" but we keep getting fisted up the ass by whatever forces are at work, and so we have to keep canceling and losing more and more money.\n\nI will be taking as many commissions as I can, and I promise to give you all an accurate timeline on when I can get everything done. I can work in the hotel rooms along the way, and plan to work my ass off once we actually get to New York. I just.. can't afford this and need to eat.\n\ntbh i'll probably do some extra thhank you stuff after this is all blown over. Thank you all again so much for your support and patience with me.\n\nI hate begging but if anyone wants to just donate, dm/pm me and I'll give you the information for that. I owe you guys so much <3 ", "description_bbcode_parsed": "My family and I were supposed to be moving to New York this week. The winter storm delayed us a few days, and the moving company is apparently so awful at their jobs that they haven't given us any concrete dates, keep messing up the inventory we gave them, and today when they finally show up, they say "Oh,  we don't have room for all that. We still have like, 5 more houses to go"
We've lost so much goddamn money because we keep booking hotels thinking "ah, they'll be here this day, so we can get on the road the next." but we keep getting fisted up the ass by whatever forces are at work, and so we have to keep canceling and losing more and more money.

I will be taking as many commissions as I can, and I promise to give you all an accurate timeline on when I can get everything done. I can work in the hotel rooms along the way, and plan to work my ass off once we actually get to New York. I just.. can't afford this and need to eat.

tbh i'll probably do some extra thhank you stuff after this is all blown over. Thank you all again so much for your support and patience with me.

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