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  "writing": "[center]Happy Unicorn Day[/center]\n\n[center]Codyfox[/center]\n\n[center]Chapter 1[/center]\n\n``Humans are the worst,'' Alune grumbled as he fluttered along the ceiling of an old, dilapidated stable. He took his time circling the interior of the building to get an accurate count on the number of captive horses, before landing on one of the support beams. That one didn't look totally rotten. \n\n[i]CREAK [/i]\n\n``Yikes!'' Alune leapt back into the air, his tiny paws fumbling his magic wand and nearly dropping it. He gathered himself back up and let out a big huff from his little draconic snout. Was he really that nervous? No, of course not! His goddess had faith in him. But, sudden creaky noises are way more scary when you're only three inches tall!\n\n[i]Now, back to work! These horses can't free themselves![/i] He focused his attention on the task at hand and made his way to the first row of stalls. It'd be a pretty simple operation like most stable rescues. A few magic words and a wave of his wand was all it took to warp the wood on the stall doors... just enough for the latches to snap off with a bit of pressure. Alune sang a little tune as he moved from stall to stall, his gossamer wings humming in harmony and leaving a shower of stardust in his wake. It wasn't until he got to the last stall that he remembered something kinda important. \n\n``Oh yeah... Hey! You!'' he shouted at the scrawny gray stallion on the other side of the stall door.\n\nThe stallion raised his head, blinking at the fairy-like creature fluttering in front of his stall. \n\n``Yeah, you! I know you can understand me. I speak equine almost as good as the goddess herself,'' Alune grinned and puffed up his chest a bit.\n\nThe stallion's gaze was half curiosity and half disbelief. He thought he recognized Alune from some kind of legend or, maybe a bedtime story told to him when he was a young foal. But was it real? He'd been captive so long he wasn't sure.\n\nThe stallion's reaction was not uncommon. Even among the horses who believed in Alune's goddess, they never expected her disciple to appear before them in a physical form. Alune chuckled and floated over the stall door, stopping right above the stallion's muzzle. ``Now, for this to work, I'm going to need your help.''\n\n``My h... h... help?'' The stallion finally broke from his trance, backing into the corner of his stall.\n\n``Yes! I need you to lead the others to safety.''\n\nThe stallion shook his head, ``I don't know how to do that! What if we get caught?''\n\nAlune smiled again and snickered, ``Oh, don't worry about that. With my goddess' gift, you'll be perfectly safe. Now close your eyes and receive her blessing!'' \n\nThe stallion shivered and looked side to side nervously, as if there were some way to escape this responsibility. He watched Alune hovering over his forehead, holding his sparkling wand high in the air like an executioner's sword. The stallion clenched his eyes tight just before Alune brought the wand down, striking him HARD right in the middle of his forehead. ``OWWw, why'd you have to hit me!'' He whinnied and smacked against the side of the stall.\n\nAlune smirked and whispered his words of incantation. ``Selene's Magic...'' His wand glowed and sparked, while wisps of silver energy flowed out and into the lump on the stallion's forehead. As the flow of energy grew bigger and stronger, the lump grew bigger and longer. \n\nThe stallion gasped and scrambled on his hooves as the magic tickled through him and swept him right off the ground. ``Ah! This feels funny... h... have you tested it before? Ooo.. ahh..'' he crossed his legs as a strong jolt of pleasure shot through him when the lump suddenly jerked up and transformed in a flash of light into an elegant horn. At the same time, his coat grew lots more plush and lush all across his body as it changed into sparkling white unicorn fur. Then he felt his tail writhing against the back of the stall as it grew out, longer, thinner and more leonine in shape, with a flowing tuft of silvery blue hair at the tip that matched the color of his newly fabulous mane. He didn't look so scrawny anymore either. His body was thicker, stronger, and way hotter. There was a magical fire coursing through him as he stomped his split toed hooves on the ground, causing the floor to buckle and splinter.\n\n``Ohhh... Glorious! Yesssssssss...'' Alune blushed and gripped his wand tightly, tongue hanging out of his little muzzle as he watched the stallion's sparkly transformation. He was absolutely turned on by this, but it wasn't just the unicorn's beauty, it was the other `enhancements' too... like that enormous, shiny black horse cock throbbing under the unicorn's belly... the infusion of magic made it grow at least twice as big as it was before. He stared at it for a good thirty seconds, just watching it bob and sway.\n\nThe stallion opened his eyes and gazed at his more powerful frame, shuddering and dripping with sweat. ``Ohh! I feel like I can do anything now! Thank you strange little fairy!'' He reared up, his shiny white haunches rippling as he kicked the stall door and knocked it off its hinges. ``Everyone, you're free now! Come to me!'' he shouted to the other horses while rushing into the middle of the stable.\n\nAlune followed behind, staring at the unicorn's huge butt, watching the swaying and jiggling of those thicc white cheeks. These rescue operations always happened so fast... he'd give his temporary blessing and the horses would immediately make their escape. Most of them barely even noticed he was there. He floated there gazing and thinking about the unicorn for several minutes. By the time he came back to reality, they were all long gone. \n\n``Hmm... alone again,'' he sighed to himself and fluttered toward the open stable door. All was quiet, except for one thing... that darn creaking sound from before! He grumbled and ignored it... and then a support beam fell on top of him and knocked him unconscious.\n\n[center]*[/center]\n\n\tWhen Alune woke up, he felt a bizarre sensation of nakedness. Of course, it didn't have anything to do with actual clothing. Those were an invention of the filthy humans. No, it was another kind of nakedness. His wand, it was gone!\n\nHe sat up, surrounded by a small bed of hay and metal bars. Imprisoned! What a fate to befall one of Selene's favored disciples. He grabbed the bars and shook them, then chomped on them, and even kicked them with his paws. They didn't budge, but all that clanging alerted his captor that he was awake.\n\n``Well well well, you're a feisty little creature, aren't ya?'' A human woman sat in a swiveling desk chair across the room. She stared at him for a moment before standing and approaching the table where his cage was. The woman was dressed like a ranch hand - jeans, cowboy boots, and a flannel top. She probably worked for the bad man who was keeping all those horses. \n\n``Let me out of here!'' he shouted before she got too close.\n\nThe woman's eyes went wide and she stopped in her tracks. ``Woah... you can talk?''\n\nAlune crossed his arms and growled, tapping one of his paws impatiently. ``Of course I can talk, you brute! Let me go... and give me my wand back! If you act quickly, I might spare your life.'' \n\n``Ah, so that's what this thingy is,'' she said while producing the wand from her pocket. She held the small rod between her thumb and index finger and waved it at him. ``Presto, changeo!''\n\n``That's not how it works!'' He huffed, slapping the cage with his tail. ``And why aren't you scared of me? Don't you think I'm a demon?''\n\nShe grinned and shook her head. ``I grew up obsessed with fairy tales. Never grew out of `em. As soon as I saw you passed out in a ransacked stable, I knew magical shenanigans were afoot. So, what's your deal? Are you some kind of horse fairy?''\n\nAlune looked away and somehow managed to keep his mouth shut. \n\n``Not gonna tell me?'' The woman sighed, crouching down to be eye level with him.\n\n``Just give me my wand and let me go, and... grrrr...'' This next part was really hard for him, but he had no choice. ``I'll... g... give you a reward.'' The thought of rewarding a human was so offensive that he had to say that last bit through gritted teeth.\n\n``Deal.'' Without hesitation, she opened the cage.\n\nAlune blinked and scruffled his snout. ``Wait, really? You're just gonna let me go?''\n\nShe grinned and rubbed her hands together. ``Oh yes, I've read enough stories to know how you fairies work. You can't go back on your word once you've made a deal. So what do I get, a wish or something?'' \n\nAlune glared and stepped out of the cage with his hand out. ``Well let's see...'' The second she gave him the wand, he bolted for an open window. ``HA, like I'd ever keep a deal with a...''\n\n[i]``ALUNE!!''[/i]\n\nThe voice of his goddess suddenly boomed in his head, sending him off course. He nearly crashed into the wall at full speed. \n\n[i]``Will you really bring shame upon me this day?''[/i]\n\n``Goddess... My lady Selene...'' Alune stammered while scanning the area for her presence. ``You were watching?''\n\n[i]``I'm always watching.''[/i]\n\n He trembled and chose his words carefully before speaking again. ``But surely, these humans are the source of all our problems. You wouldn't want me to honor a deal with them... right?''\n\n[i]``What I wouldn't want, is to owe a debt to one of them, because YOU got too cocky. Give her one of your gifts.'' [/i]\n\n``O... of course my lady. Which one?'' he squeaked.\n\n[i]``Oh, I don't know... use the same one you always do with the mares.''[/i]\n\n``B...but can I even d... do that with a human?''\n\nThis time, there was no response from his goddess. All he could do was turn back to the human woman and stare at her nervously. She just laughed at him and crossed her arms.\n\n``So, are you done talking to yourself? Going to give me my reward?''\n\nOf course, she couldn't hear any of his goddess' words. She probably thought he was completely insane. [i]Grrrrrr... C'mon Alune, you can do this. The magic should work the same, just with a human instead of a horse...[/i] \n\nHe clenched his eyes and pointed his wand at the woman while beads of sweat dripped down his face. ``Your reward... a blessing...'' In his head, Alune tried to focus on a human rather than a horse. It was very hard, humans were so nasty and ugly and mean. But, this time, he tried his hardest to think about a human who was less bad. An innocent human... The thought swirled about in his mind and down into his wand while he whispered the incantation. ``Selene's fertility.'' \n\nEnergy bubbled and trickled and then finally surged from the base of his wand to its tip. It blasted out in a sudden powerful discharge, hitting the woman right in the belly and knocking her to the ground. The magical explosion was so immense that it blasted Alune right through the window and high up into the sky, practically launching him into orbit. \n\nIt took a minute or two for Alune to regain his senses and remember who he was. ``Woah! Yeesh! W... what the heck did I do?'' His thoughts were still in a jumble while he descended back to Earth. Something wild happened with his wand, but what? Was it something he thought? Something his goddess did? ``Well... whatever that was, it's definitely over. And another thing, I'll never talk to another human again!''\n\nIt definitely was not over.\n\n",
  "writing_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'><div class='align_center'>Happy Unicorn Day</div><br /><br /><div class='align_center'>Codyfox</div><br /><br /><div class='align_center'>Chapter 1</div><br /><br />``Humans are the worst,&#039;&#039; Alune grumbled as he fluttered along the ceiling of an old, dilapidated stable. He took his time circling the interior of the building to get an accurate count on the number of captive horses, before landing on one of the support beams. That one didn&#039;t look totally rotten. <br /><br /><em>CREAK </em><br /><br />``Yikes!&#039;&#039; Alune leapt back into the air, his tiny paws fumbling his magic wand and nearly dropping it. He gathered himself back up and let out a big huff from his little draconic snout. Was he really that nervous? No, of course not! His goddess had faith in him. But, sudden creaky noises are way more scary when you&#039;re only three inches tall!<br /><br /><em>Now, back to work! These horses can&#039;t free themselves!</em> He focused his attention on the task at hand and made his way to the first row of stalls. It&#039;d be a pretty simple operation like most stable rescues. A few magic words and a wave of his wand was all it took to warp the wood on the stall doors... just enough for the latches to snap off with a bit of pressure. Alune sang a little tune as he moved from stall to stall, his gossamer wings humming in harmony and leaving a shower of stardust in his wake. It wasn&#039;t until he got to the last stall that he remembered something kinda important. <br /><br />``Oh yeah... Hey! You!&#039;&#039; he shouted at the scrawny gray stallion on the other side of the stall door.<br /><br />The stallion raised his head, blinking at the fairy-like creature fluttering in front of his stall. <br /><br />``Yeah, you! I know you can understand me. I speak equine almost as good as the goddess herself,&#039;&#039; Alune grinned and puffed up his chest a bit.<br /><br />The stallion&#039;s gaze was half curiosity and half disbelief. He thought he recognized Alune from some kind of legend or, maybe a bedtime story told to him when he was a young foal. But was it real? He&#039;d been captive so long he wasn&#039;t sure.<br /><br />The stallion&#039;s reaction was not uncommon. Even among the horses who believed in Alune&#039;s goddess, they never expected her disciple to appear before them in a physical form. Alune chuckled and floated over the stall door, stopping right above the stallion&#039;s muzzle. ``Now, for this to work, I&#039;m going to need your help.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />``My h... h... help?&#039;&#039; The stallion finally broke from his trance, backing into the corner of his stall.<br /><br />``Yes! I need you to lead the others to safety.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />The stallion shook his head, ``I don&#039;t know how to do that! What if we get caught?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />Alune smiled again and snickered, ``Oh, don&#039;t worry about that. With my goddess&#039; gift, you&#039;ll be perfectly safe. Now close your eyes and receive her blessing!&#039;&#039; <br /><br />The stallion shivered and looked side to side nervously, as if there were some way to escape this responsibility. He watched Alune hovering over his forehead, holding his sparkling wand high in the air like an executioner&#039;s sword. The stallion clenched his eyes tight just before Alune brought the wand down, striking him HARD right in the middle of his forehead. ``OWWw, why&#039;d you have to hit me!&#039;&#039; He whinnied and smacked against the side of the stall.<br /><br />Alune smirked and whispered his words of incantation. ``Selene&#039;s Magic...&#039;&#039; His wand glowed and sparked, while wisps of silver energy flowed out and into the lump on the stallion&#039;s forehead. As the flow of energy grew bigger and stronger, the lump grew bigger and longer. <br /><br />The stallion gasped and scrambled on his hooves as the magic tickled through him and swept him right off the ground. ``Ah! This feels funny... h... have you tested it before? Ooo.. ahh..&#039;&#039; he crossed his legs as a strong jolt of pleasure shot through him when the lump suddenly jerked up and transformed in a flash of light into an elegant horn. At the same time, his coat grew lots more plush and lush all across his body as it changed into sparkling white unicorn fur. Then he felt his tail writhing against the back of the stall as it grew out, longer, thinner and more leonine in shape, with a flowing tuft of silvery blue hair at the tip that matched the color of his newly fabulous mane. He didn&#039;t look so scrawny anymore either. His body was thicker, stronger, and way hotter. There was a magical fire coursing through him as he stomped his split toed hooves on the ground, causing the floor to buckle and splinter.<br /><br />``Ohhh... Glorious! Yesssssssss...&#039;&#039; Alune blushed and gripped his wand tightly, tongue hanging out of his little muzzle as he watched the stallion&#039;s sparkly transformation. He was absolutely turned on by this, but it wasn&#039;t just the unicorn&#039;s beauty, it was the other `enhancements&#039; too... like that enormous, shiny black horse cock throbbing under the unicorn&#039;s belly... the infusion of magic made it grow at least twice as big as it was before. He stared at it for a good thirty seconds, just watching it bob and sway.<br /><br />The stallion opened his eyes and gazed at his more powerful frame, shuddering and dripping with sweat. ``Ohh! I feel like I can do anything now! Thank you strange little fairy!&#039;&#039; He reared up, his shiny white haunches rippling as he kicked the stall door and knocked it off its hinges. ``Everyone, you&#039;re free now! Come to me!&#039;&#039; he shouted to the other horses while rushing into the middle of the stable.<br /><br />Alune followed behind, staring at the unicorn&#039;s huge butt, watching the swaying and jiggling of those thicc white cheeks. These rescue operations always happened so fast... he&#039;d give his temporary blessing and the horses would immediately make their escape. Most of them barely even noticed he was there. He floated there gazing and thinking about the unicorn for several minutes. By the time he came back to reality, they were all long gone. <br /><br />``Hmm... alone again,&#039;&#039; he sighed to himself and fluttered toward the open stable door. All was quiet, except for one thing... that darn creaking sound from before! He grumbled and ignored it... and then a support beam fell on top of him and knocked him unconscious.<br /><br /><div class='align_center'>*</div><br /><br />\tWhen Alune woke up, he felt a bizarre sensation of nakedness. Of course, it didn&#039;t have anything to do with actual clothing. Those were an invention of the filthy humans. No, it was another kind of nakedness. His wand, it was gone!<br /><br />He sat up, surrounded by a small bed of hay and metal bars. Imprisoned! What a fate to befall one of Selene&#039;s favored disciples. He grabbed the bars and shook them, then chomped on them, and even kicked them with his paws. They didn&#039;t budge, but all that clanging alerted his captor that he was awake.<br /><br />``Well well well, you&#039;re a feisty little creature, aren&#039;t ya?&#039;&#039; A human woman sat in a swiveling desk chair across the room. She stared at him for a moment before standing and approaching the table where his cage was. The woman was dressed like a ranch hand - jeans, cowboy boots, and a flannel top. She probably worked for the bad man who was keeping all those horses. <br /><br />``Let me out of here!&#039;&#039; he shouted before she got too close.<br /><br />The woman&#039;s eyes went wide and she stopped in her tracks. ``Woah... you can talk?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />Alune crossed his arms and growled, tapping one of his paws impatiently. ``Of course I can talk, you brute! Let me go... and give me my wand back! If you act quickly, I might spare your life.&#039;&#039; <br /><br />``Ah, so that&#039;s what this thingy is,&#039;&#039; she said while producing the wand from her pocket. She held the small rod between her thumb and index finger and waved it at him. ``Presto, changeo!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />``That&#039;s not how it works!&#039;&#039; He huffed, slapping the cage with his tail. ``And why aren&#039;t you scared of me? Don&#039;t you think I&#039;m a demon?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />She grinned and shook her head. ``I grew up obsessed with fairy tales. Never grew out of `em. As soon as I saw you passed out in a ransacked stable, I knew magical shenanigans were afoot. So, what&#039;s your deal? Are you some kind of horse fairy?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />Alune looked away and somehow managed to keep his mouth shut. <br /><br />``Not gonna tell me?&#039;&#039; The woman sighed, crouching down to be eye level with him.<br /><br />``Just give me my wand and let me go, and... grrrr...&#039;&#039; This next part was really hard for him, but he had no choice. ``I&#039;ll... g... give you a reward.&#039;&#039; The thought of rewarding a human was so offensive that he had to say that last bit through gritted teeth.<br /><br />``Deal.&#039;&#039; Without hesitation, she opened the cage.<br /><br />Alune blinked and scruffled his snout. ``Wait, really? You&#039;re just gonna let me go?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />She grinned and rubbed her hands together. ``Oh yes, I&#039;ve read enough stories to know how you fairies work. You can&#039;t go back on your word once you&#039;ve made a deal. So what do I get, a wish or something?&#039;&#039; <br /><br />Alune glared and stepped out of the cage with his hand out. ``Well let&#039;s see...&#039;&#039; The second she gave him the wand, he bolted for an open window. ``HA, like I&#039;d ever keep a deal with a...&#039;&#039;<br /><br /><em>``ALUNE!!&#039;&#039;</em><br /><br />The voice of his goddess suddenly boomed in his head, sending him off course. He nearly crashed into the wall at full speed. <br /><br /><em>``Will you really bring shame upon me this day?&#039;&#039;</em><br /><br />``Goddess... My lady Selene...&#039;&#039; Alune stammered while scanning the area for her presence. ``You were watching?&#039;&#039;<br /><br /><em>``I&#039;m always watching.&#039;&#039;</em><br /><br />&nbsp;He trembled and chose his words carefully before speaking again. ``But surely, these humans are the source of all our problems. You wouldn&#039;t want me to honor a deal with them... right?&#039;&#039;<br /><br /><em>``What I wouldn&#039;t want, is to owe a debt to one of them, because YOU got too cocky. Give her one of your gifts.&#039;&#039; </em><br /><br />``O... of course my lady. Which one?&#039;&#039; he squeaked.<br /><br /><em>``Oh, I don&#039;t know... use the same one you always do with the mares.&#039;&#039;</em><br /><br />``B...but can I even d... do that with a human?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />This time, there was no response from his goddess. All he could do was turn back to the human woman and stare at her nervously. She just laughed at him and crossed her arms.<br /><br />``So, are you done talking to yourself? Going to give me my reward?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />Of course, she couldn&#039;t hear any of his goddess&#039; words. She probably thought he was completely insane. <em>Grrrrrr... C&#039;mon Alune, you can do this. The magic should work the same, just with a human instead of a horse...</em> <br /><br />He clenched his eyes and pointed his wand at the woman while beads of sweat dripped down his face. ``Your reward... a blessing...&#039;&#039; In his head, Alune tried to focus on a human rather than a horse. It was very hard, humans were so nasty and ugly and mean. But, this time, he tried his hardest to think about a human who was less bad. An innocent human... The thought swirled about in his mind and down into his wand while he whispered the incantation. ``Selene&#039;s fertility.&#039;&#039; <br /><br />Energy bubbled and trickled and then finally surged from the base of his wand to its tip. It blasted out in a sudden powerful discharge, hitting the woman right in the belly and knocking her to the ground. The magical explosion was so immense that it blasted Alune right through the window and high up into the sky, practically launching him into orbit. <br /><br />It took a minute or two for Alune to regain his senses and remember who he was. ``Woah! Yeesh! W... what the heck did I do?&#039;&#039; His thoughts were still in a jumble while he descended back to Earth. Something wild happened with his wand, but what? Was it something he thought? Something his goddess did? ``Well... whatever that was, it&#039;s definitely over. And another thing, I&#039;ll never talk to another human again!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />It definitely was not over.<br /><br /></span>",
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