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I'm not quite sure what happened in the meantime or how I ended up there, but this was snapped with a mobile no more than two minutes after the secretary said hello while I was clocking in.  Believe me - I have the timestamps to prove it.  But, there I was, climbing into the lap of the new chief risk officer, (Yes, we have a chief risk officer, now!  I think I'm down to wearing only three hats at board meetings, since we added this guy.) one limb at a time, and not really caring that I wasn't going to fit.  I know the Christmas cocktail (What they've got me on - the new Christmas blend) is supposed to lead to physical displays of affection and snuggling, but I must've forgotten how hard it kicks, when it kicks in.  Last time, I got mine on the way to meet the other Reindeer, so the onset of the drug and the thrill of the situation probably just lined up so I never noticed it.  This time, I made a goof of myself in front of my colleagues, but... that's a large portion of my job description, so I can't really bring myself to be embarrassed about it.

God, I hope we didn't talk about anything particularly interesting this morning.  I'm not sure how much I could have contributed, under the circumstances.

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