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While a minority opinion among the veterinary community, enough practitioners will perform the procedure with parental consent that if you also subscribe to the view that if a dragon is to be fixed, shortly before six months is the ideal point in time based on analysis of the developmental timeline, you can find someone to do the deed. Unfortunately from his parents' point of view, Junior has realized that he is a \"fix-month old\" and desperately wants to be sterilized (and lapped, though he may have unintentionally conflated the two) \"before [he] miss[es his] chance.\" While he isn't yet branded, he has been, for the last month or so, drawing on the pawprint with permanent marker whenever he can sneak time with one to reapply it as it fades - much to his parents' chagrin. 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He has also taken to leaving less-than-subtle hints and reminders lying about to be found; last night Mother found an ad clipping sticking out of a magazine on her pillow - the article was entitled \"From Changing Table to Operating Table: Why when ditching diapers is the best time to fix 'em\" and the bookmark advertised a veterinary practice offering a \"Breeders' Special: Have Yourself Fixed and We'll Fix Your Kits While We're At It, Free of Charge.\" Before that, it was a joint PETA/Planned Parenthood/Greenpeace collaboration promoting a roving \"Snipping Drive\", promising that \"Kits Cut In First Year Happier, Healthier (And Cuter!)\" for \"$20 All Day\" left on the dinner table with \"Please?\" scrawled on the margin in red marker.\n\nThe discussion isn't going terribly well for Father, however. Junior was implanted with a second-generation microchip tag at his first vet visit the morning after he hatched, which he recognizes hasn't traumatized him. 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