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(Fun fact: Alex the African grey parrot was capable of sarcasm!) Because they're not limited by the constraints of a biped's birth canal, dragonets are born incredibly mature compared to humans, and like most large herbivores, are up and walking within a half hour of birth. [/q]\n\nSo, the Shoppe did something silly alongside last year's Christmas program - they took the collected leavings of their Reindeer corps, threw them all together into one big vat, and extracted sperm stem cells. (PS: That process involves a meat grinder and/or a blender.) The sperm was then mixed with a sugary, mildly alkaline, and viscous gel that closely replicated the relevant properties of other components of semen, but made the resulting product storable and gave it a few other useful properties. The sperm was then packaged in tampon-shaped devices, which could be inserted and worn overnight, during which a gas piston would inject the sperm against the cervix, and then add a layer of thick, sticky gel to keep it there (and anything else, out). Once the gel starts to break down, it releases drugs that induce ovulation, along with a brief estrus. The product was jokingly termed \"mixed nuts\" shortly after its release. The offer included maternity care at a Bodyshoppe facility, and a significant amount of health care for the new dragonet, too. The devices ended up being highly reliable, and the following June saw something of a baby boom. Each of them born at a 'Shoppe was given a small freeze-brand of the reindeer-print insignia on their right collarbone, an RFID tag implant in the usual location above the right ear, as a record of their prepaid care in machine- and human-readable forms. Those born elsewhere were cross-checked against records, but were similarly marked once they made it to a 'Shoppe. (The brands could be removed, later, with stem cell injections; freeze branding was selected as the least unpleasant way to semipermanently mark a dragonet) \n\nThe Bodyshoppe had always taken a hard line on modifying (and particularly, desexing) dragonets, historically, but given that their competition had no such qualms, the Shoppe launched a pilot program alongside the charity events. Parents of hoof-marked dragonets had the option to avail themselves to most of the Shoppe's catalog, and most did - having six months with the catalog to put their intentions on file, most dragon-parents bowed to the prevailing wisdom and had their new dragonet declawed within twelve hours of birth. The prevailing wisdom included allegations of \"fishhook fingernails\" and a kind of terrible twos that bore more resemblance to a young wildcat's arboreal phase than a year of solipsistic concern with me, mine, and petty meanness, so it was becoming common practice to declaw early, and replace them later, or replace their viciously sharp claws with a rubberized prosthetic until they learned some caution. The prevailing wisdom, however, also included the notion that dragonets should be optimally fixed at six months, for a variety of unsubstantiated, and for the most part entirely theoretical health benefits, or to allow a dragonet to develop a sense of gender independent of an accident of birth, then have their sex altered to reflect that identity once they were old enough to have a solid sense of gender - anywhere from a few years to a few decades later. Bodyshoppe's clientele being Bodyshoppe's clientele, many did not see the need to wait six months, especially when the two minute procedure was offered free in that special catalog.\n\nBodyshoppe's clientele being Bodyshoppe's clientele, many needed to acquire the services of an exowomb to take advantage of their purchase - some, because they already dispensed with reproductive organs, and others because the mother of record is human and I don't care how wide your hips are, much like English bulldogs, a young dragon's head simply won't fit through the hip-bones of a human mother. Exowombs and oxytocin supplements are [i]much[/i] more popular than elective C-sections.\n\nThis one's mother was a surrogate, and the egg she used was also from a Reindeer volunteer, inserted in a capsule during an otherwise typical physical exam the week before one of her keepers lifted her tail and the other slipped an impregnator into her on Christmas eve. (The mother-to-be was busy blushing furiously as she realized what just happened; her companion and the other dragon belonging to the family was thrilled and bouncy for hours after this.) This little one will grow up with a pair of lapped parents, in a household of dragon fanciers alongside his keepers' human son. How it works out will be anybody's guess, a few people's long-term acid-reflux or blood pressure problem, an interesting case study, and potentially a storybook childhood, if dragonet and toddler get on well.\n\nAt this point, however, he's two months old, learning his first few words, and already paper trained. He's healing up nicely since the bandage came off (He got the entirely appropriate \"New & Improved!\") and seems to be fond of the toddler, who seems smitten with the little dragon.\n\n[q=The Author]Now I just need to figure out what the fey phenotype looks like so I can draw it! Fixed this young, he's going go grow up with a peculiar anatomy, marked by the absence of secondary sexual characteristics and the underdevelopment of primary ones. If you can't tell, this whole thing was an anatomical study gone too far, and the mess 'o text was part of the thought process of working everything out.[/q]", "description_bbcode_parsed": "\n\t\t\t\t\t
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So, the Shoppe did something silly alongside last year's Christmas program - they took the collected leavings of their Reindeer corps, threw them all together into one big vat, and extracted sperm stem cells.  (PS:  That process involves a meat grinder and/or a blender.)  The sperm was then mixed with a sugary, mildly alkaline, and viscous gel that closely replicated the relevant properties of other components of semen, but made the resulting product storable and gave it a few other useful properties.  The sperm was then packaged in tampon-shaped devices, which could be inserted and worn overnight, during which a gas piston would inject the sperm against the cervix, and then add a layer of thick, sticky gel to keep it there (and anything else, out).  Once the gel starts to break down, it releases drugs that induce ovulation, along with a brief estrus.  The product was jokingly termed "mixed nuts" shortly after its release.  The offer included maternity care at a Bodyshoppe facility, and a significant amount of health care for the new dragonet, too.  The devices ended up being highly reliable, and the following June saw something of a baby boom.  Each of them born at a 'Shoppe was given a small freeze-brand of the reindeer-print insignia on their right collarbone, an RFID tag implant in the usual location above the right ear, as a record of their prepaid care in machine- and human-readable forms.  Those born elsewhere were cross-checked against records, but were similarly marked once they made it to a 'Shoppe.  (The brands could be removed, later, with stem cell injections; freeze branding was selected as the least unpleasant way to semipermanently mark a dragonet)  

The Bodyshoppe had always taken a hard line on modifying (and particularly, desexing) dragonets, historically, but given that their competition had no such qualms, the Shoppe launched a pilot program alongside the charity events.  Parents of hoof-marked dragonets had the option to avail themselves to most of the Shoppe's catalog, and most did - having six months with the catalog to put their intentions on file, most dragon-parents bowed to the prevailing wisdom and had their new dragonet declawed within twelve hours of birth.  The prevailing wisdom included allegations of "fishhook fingernails" and a kind of terrible twos that bore more resemblance to a young wildcat's arboreal phase than a year of solipsistic concern with me, mine, and petty meanness, so it was becoming common practice to declaw early, and replace them later, or replace their viciously sharp claws with a rubberized prosthetic until they learned some caution.  The prevailing wisdom, however, also included the notion that dragonets should be optimally fixed at six months, for a variety of unsubstantiated, and for the most part entirely theoretical health benefits, or to allow a dragonet to develop a sense of gender independent of an accident of birth, then have their sex altered to reflect that identity once they were old enough to have a solid sense of gender - anywhere from a few years to a few decades later.  Bodyshoppe's clientele being Bodyshoppe's clientele, many did not see the need to wait six months, especially when the two minute procedure was offered free in that special catalog.

Bodyshoppe's clientele being Bodyshoppe's clientele, many needed to acquire the services of an exowomb to take advantage of their purchase - some, because they already dispensed with reproductive organs, and others because the mother of record is human and I don't care how wide your hips are, much like English bulldogs, a young dragon's head simply won't fit through the hip-bones of a human mother.  Exowombs and oxytocin supplements are much more popular than elective C-sections.

This one's mother was a surrogate, and the egg she used was also from a Reindeer volunteer, inserted in a capsule during an otherwise typical physical exam the week before one of her keepers lifted her tail and the other slipped an impregnator into her on Christmas eve.  (The mother-to-be was busy blushing furiously as she realized what just happened; her companion and the other dragon belonging to the family was thrilled and bouncy for hours after this.)  This little one will grow up with a pair of lapped parents, in a household of dragon fanciers alongside his keepers' human son.  How it works out will be anybody's guess, a few people's long-term acid-reflux or blood pressure problem, an interesting case study, and potentially a storybook childhood, if dragonet and toddler get on well.

At this point, however, he's two months old, learning his first few words, and already paper trained.  He's healing up nicely since the bandage came off (He got the entirely appropriate "New & Improved!") and seems to be fond of the toddler, who seems smitten with the little dragon.

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