The smart house's AI caretaker system made living easy. The house took care of your needs while cleaning & maintaining itself! The realters had claimed that it was the ultimate homeowner's experience. And they were right! I don't think I could ever go back to a regular house.
But I had messed up creating my profile. A few keystroke errors and instead of a 28 year old male, my profile has me listed as a 2 year old female. Appropriately, the house AI activated it's childcare systems and made some changes to both the house and how it would take care of me.
Which is why I was now spending the evening playing with toys on the floor the house's nursery. My nursery. Wearing a childish dress and getting my diaper checked by robotic arms.
My diaper was actually pretty full. It had been a while since my last change. I stopped trying to use the toilet after the AI put locks on all the toilet lids. 'So that the baby won't hurt herself,' it had said. Just one of the many things it had done to "baby proof" the house.
I don't struggle as the powerful arms lift me onto the changing table. As the table changes me into a fresh diaper, it dangles toys above my head while telling me how cute and clever I am. I can't help but feel good about all the praise.
Despite all the restrictions, I wasn't really trapped or anything. I still go to work during the day. The thing thinks I'm going to a daycare. It doesn't even try to stop me when I leave the house without an "adult". It even packs me a lunch.
It's because I'm still listed as the "owner" in its files. So even though it thinks I'm a baby, I still have the access rights to overrule most of its decisions. On top of that, all it would take is a phone call and I could get my profile fixed so my house would stop treating me like a toddler.
But... I'm not so sure I want it to stop...
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