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Yes, permission granted, go on speak.[/i][/color]\n\n[color=#d48100][u]Subordinate :[/u] [i]Well, aren't LGBT activists the less easily influenced citizens around when it comes to War or Military matters?[/i][/color]\n\n[color=#d44100][u]Enigmatic Person :[/u] [i]Mmmh, they're probably a little bit less easily influenced than most people, so what?[/i][/color]\n\n[color=#d48100][u]Subordinate :[/u] [i]My point is, isn't it too obvious that our new Project was created in order to trick those persons?[/i][/color]\n\n[color=#d44100][u]Enigmatic Person :[/u] [i]Umf... you must be new there, you have no idea on how powerful our propaganda force is, all we have to do is pretending that we Care about our citizens' wellness and everything is gonna work according to our plan as usually, it has been proved dozen of times by the past already, there's no reason for that trick to not work again.[/i][/color]\n\n[color=#d48100][u]Subordinate :[/u] [i]I understand Sir, but...[/i][/color]\n\n[color=#d44100][u]Enigmatic Person :[/u] [i]Enough, do I have to remind you who's in charge here? Now, you're welcome to shut your mouth and execute my order[/i][/color]\n\n[color=#d48100][u]Subordinate :[/u] [i]Yes Sir, I'm sorry Sir, executing order now, \"Project Encourage Citizens XK 331\" launched.[/i][/color]\n\n[color=#d44100][u]Enigmatic Person :[/u] [i]Very well, now all we have to do is contemplating our success.[/i][/color]\n\n\nA few weeks later...\n\n\n[color=#d48100][u]Subordinate :[/u] [i]Sir, I'm sorry but it seems that \"Project Encourage Citizens XK 331\" is a failure, it's actually undergoing a severe mass rejection, what are your orders Sir?[/i][/color]\n\n[color=#d44100][u]Enigmatic Person :[/u] [i]Tssk, damn citizens, why couldn't they remain as blind as usual... Well, remove the comment section immediately, we absolutely need to at least save face.[/i][/color]\n\n[color=#d48100][u][i]Subordinate :[/u] [i] Sir, if I'm allowed to speak, I told you that it wasn't...[/i][/color]\n\n[color=#d44100][u]Enigmatic Person :[/u] [i]Just shut the fuck up now, do you wish to be dismissed and sued for high treason?[/i][/color]\n\n[color=#d48100][u]Subordinate :[/u] [i]No Sir, I'm sorry Sir, removing comment section right now.[/i][/color]\n\n\n[u]Source : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIYGFSONKbk[/u]\n\n\n[color=#a90000][u]Disclaimer :[/u] \n\nEven though everything listed above is meant to be sarcastic, part of me thinks that the real story behind that ad is maybe not too far from this post.\n\nI have nothing against military members or Army, I'm not even trying to make fun of it becoming supposedly \"woke\" or this kinda stuff.\n\nIt's probably not Army itself who has produced this particular ad.\n\nBut I always like when governments try to sell their stuff to citizens and that it doesn't work at all, I've rarely seen such insane dislike ratio, I would litteraly pay to see the comments that were posted on that video, some of those must have been priceless, too bad...\n\n[/color][/b]","description_bbcode_parsed":"
Enigmatic Person : Okay, everything is set, time to launch "Project Encourage Citizens XK 331"
Subordinate : Sir, permission to share personal opinion please?
Enigmatic Person : Uh? Yes, permission granted, go on speak.
Subordinate : Well, aren't LGBT activists the less easily influenced citizens around when it comes to War or Military matters?
Enigmatic Person : Mmmh, they're probably a little bit less easily influenced than most people, so what?
Subordinate : My point is, isn't it too obvious that our new Project was created in order to trick those persons?
Enigmatic Person : Umf... you must be new there, you have no idea on how powerful our propaganda force is, all we have to do is pretending that we Care about our citizens' wellness and everything is gonna work according to our plan as usually, it has been proved dozen of times by the past already, there's no reason for that trick to not work again.
Subordinate : I understand Sir, but...
Enigmatic Person : Enough, do I have to remind you who's in charge here? Now, you're welcome to shut your mouth and execute my order
Subordinate : Yes Sir, I'm sorry Sir, executing order now, "Project Encourage Citizens XK 331" launched.
Enigmatic Person : Very well, now all we have to do is contemplating our success.
A few weeks later...
Subordinate : Sir, I'm sorry but it seems that "Project Encourage Citizens XK 331" is a failure, it's actually undergoing a severe mass rejection, what are your orders Sir?
Enigmatic Person : Tssk, damn citizens, why couldn't they remain as blind as usual... Well, remove the comment section immediately, we absolutely need to at least save face.
Subordinate : Sir, if I'm allowed to speak, I told you that it wasn't...
Enigmatic Person : Just shut the fuck up now, do you wish to be dismissed and sued for high treason?
Subordinate : No Sir, I'm sorry Sir, removing comment section right now.
Source : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIYGFSONKbk
Disclaimer :
Even though everything listed above is meant to be sarcastic, part of me thinks that the real story behind that ad is maybe not too far from this post.
I have nothing against military members or Army, I'm not even trying to make fun of it becoming supposedly "woke" or this kinda stuff.
It's probably not Army itself who has produced this particular ad.
But I always like when governments try to sell their stuff to citizens and that it doesn't work at all, I've rarely seen such insane dislike ratio, I would litteraly pay to see the comments that were posted on that video, some of those must have been priceless, too bad...
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