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Hope you like strawberries!\"\n\n\"I'm surprised you had strawberries in your fridge,\" David said, as he took the smoothie. He peered at it suspiciously, as Damon upended his.\n\n“Oh wow, that’s fantastic! Really thick, too, you put some bananas in there?” He asked, wiping his lips with the back of his hand. “Come on, David, try it, it’s fantastic!”\n\n“No bananas, there’s a thick greek yogurt base,” The tiger said, sitting down on the chair across from them. “And, in fact, that’s one of the reasons I invited you guys over... see, I’m allllmost out of yogurt, and I was hoping that you guys-”\n\n“You want us to go get you some? Sure! What brand?” the bull asked, as the ram slurped at his own smoothie. Sweet, salty, thick and filling, it tickled at his taste buds without overwhelming them.\n\n“Is that ginger?” He asked, taking a deeper draught.\n\n“Very good, David! Ginger is great for the circulation, and promotes healing!” Charn said, eyes twinkling. “And... no, Damon.” He cleared his throat, embarrassedly. “It’s actually something that I can’t get at the stores.”\n\nDavid finished his smoothie, setting it down next to Damon’s, swallowing the last of the thick fruity sludge down. It Had been tasty.\n\n“Oh? Like... what, steroids or something? You got an infection?” Damon asked, earnestly.\n\nCharn laughed. “Oh heck no, no steroids for me, and for you either I’m hoping!” He stood. “No, no... I was hoping that you guys could help me make some more... yogurt.”\n\n“What do you mean, ‘yogurt’,” David asked, narrowing his eyes.\n\n“Well... I’m sure you guys know about my little ‘eating habit’ thing. I can’t do that now, what with my all-liquid diet, but! It’s not as efficient, but I can get the same nutrients that I need from, uh, you know, balls, from semen instead. It just takes a lot more of it. 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"I know he's nice and all, it's just.." David paused in walking, reaching down to cup against the front of his bulge. "I just don't Trust him."

"Aww, are you still fussy about that thing with your brother?" the bull chuckled, "You have to let it go, that was pretty clearly a misunderstanding."

"You don't believe that!" the ram exclaimed, walking again to catch up. "You can't! 'I want to swallow your load' doesn't mean 'I want to eat your balls' in ANY language!"

"Meh, you worry too much. Your bro's just freaked out afterwards. Nobody would intentionally allow that to happen, unless they wanted it. Besides!"

Damon knocked on the door, then stepped back and stretched his massive bison body out towards the sky as he waited.

"He donated a LOT to our gym, and he's been really good at keeping those obnoxious college jocks from pestering us. We've only had, like, what, four members get accidentally neutered from the machines he's worked on this year, which is a lot better than our previous track record!"

"I know, it's just.. I really like my balls! Even if they kind of ache the last couple days.. you think that Orchiectomy virus is going around?"

"Nah, they'd have popped if that was the case."

The door opened, and a tiger with a white elastic sleeve wrapped around his jace, like a babushka, smiled at the two muscular dudes. "Hey guys! Glad you could come by! Sorry if I seem a little wonky, the pain meds..."

"Yeah of course, don't worry about it. We brought you some broth and just wanted to check in on you!" Damon said, elbowing David until the ram nodded in agreement.

"Fantastic! That's wonderful, I haven't had many visitors. I think it's because everyone knows I can't nibble on them, you know?" Charn chuckled, and then swept inside. "Come on in, I was just about to make a fruit smoothie!"

The two glanced at each other. Fruit smoothies? And then stepped inside.

The living room was clean, empty, with some cartoon on mute on the television. They plopped down on the couch, as the tiger swept into the kitchen.

"He certainly seems upbeat, for having his teeth removed," David said suspiciously.

The sound of a blender growled in the next room.

"Oh... you know what, I Think Shims brought that blender over for him this morning. He must be bored out of his mind, being unable to drive, in pain... poor guy. I'm glad he has something to entertain himself with," Damon mused.

"Herrrrrre we go!" The tiger sang, coming back into the room with two tall glasses full of a frothy pink smoothie. "Made them juuuuust for you! Hope you like strawberries!"

"I'm surprised you had strawberries in your fridge," David said, as he took the smoothie. He peered at it suspiciously, as Damon upended his.

“Oh wow, that’s fantastic! Really thick, too, you put some bananas in there?” He asked, wiping his lips with the back of his hand. “Come on, David, try it, it’s fantastic!”

“No bananas, there’s a thick greek yogurt base,” The tiger said, sitting down on the chair across from them. “And, in fact, that’s one of the reasons I invited you guys over... see, I’m allllmost out of yogurt, and I was hoping that you guys-”

“You want us to go get you some? Sure! What brand?” the bull asked, as the ram slurped at his own smoothie. Sweet, salty, thick and filling, it tickled at his taste buds without overwhelming them.

“Is that ginger?” He asked, taking a deeper draught.

“Very good, David! Ginger is great for the circulation, and promotes healing!” Charn said, eyes twinkling. “And... no, Damon.” He cleared his throat, embarrassedly. “It’s actually something that I can’t get at the stores.”

David finished his smoothie, setting it down next to Damon’s, swallowing the last of the thick fruity sludge down. It Had been tasty.

“Oh? Like... what, steroids or something? You got an infection?” Damon asked, earnestly.

Charn laughed. “Oh heck no, no steroids for me, and for you either I’m hoping!” He stood. “No, no... I was hoping that you guys could help me make some more... yogurt.”

“What do you mean, ‘yogurt’,” David asked, narrowing his eyes.

“Well... I’m sure you guys know about my little ‘eating habit’ thing. I can’t do that now, what with my all-liquid diet, but! It’s not as efficient, but I can get the same nutrients that I need from, uh, you know, balls, from semen instead. It just takes a lot more of it. So, I just -”

“You want us to donate some semen?” Damon chuckled, nudging David, and reaching down to give that lengthy bulge along his inner thigh a stroke. “I think I can handle that, if you have something to hold it in!”

“Oh, I do!” The tiger grinned, pointing to the kitchen. “In fact, I have a a biiig yogurt container that’s completely empty, we can use that!”

David frowned deeper. “I’ve heard that before, Tiger. You say you want seed, but you take the whole shebang!” He couldn’t deny that his own maleness was pudging though, thickening inside his briefs.

“Well, yes, that’s true, but... I mean... why would I do that now? To my friends?” the tiger shook his head. “And besides, what would I do with them? No no, start worrying about your balls in two weeks, when my stitches come out. I’ll probably be going on a RAMPAGE around then... especially if I don’t keep up with my nutritional needs!”

“See, David? We pretty much HAVE To help him, or else, who knows, he might sneak into your house or something!” Damon tickled the ram, who jumped up, unintentionally flopping out the leg of his shorts.

“Dammit!” The ram said, trying to pull his shorts leg back down. “Look, Charn, there’s nothing against you, I understand predators have their needs, I’m just not comfortable with the idea of giving my balls, or even my seed to you! You’re tricky!” His cock pushed upwads, pinned down one shorts leg and slowly lifting it up, peeking out all pink and dripping.

“I.. hey, no harm no foul, I totally understand.”The tiger rubbed his chin. “What if I... left the room, though? I mean... I Couldn’t cut off your balls, even theoretically, if I'm not even in the same room as you, right?”

“I’m sure that’ll be fine,” Damon said, and gave David a knowing look. “Besides, my balls are starting to ache too, I Could definitely stand to blow off some steam. You got any lube or anything?”

“I do! Come riiight this way,” The tiger smiled, and led them into the kitchen.

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David glanced over his shoulder, but the tiger was not hiding behind him, not ready to poune with knife or claws. He groaned, then turned back down, to where Damon’s paw stroked along his meaty ramcock. Maybe it was being in the tiger’s house, a house where countless number of other fellows have lost their yarbles over the years, or maybe it was just his buddy’s hand on his shaft. He had never thought of Damon that way, but here they were, leaning in against the tiger’s kitchen counter, stroking each other off and aiming for a plastic tub in the sink.

“This is so weird,” he breathed, eyes rolling and head lolling for a moment, before snapping back to awareness. “I feel so horny, but, it’s just-”

“Stop thinking about it,” Damon said, his fingers pulling and squeezing. “Just enjoy yourself! Just think us jerking off might help save like five guys from losing their nuts in a couple week, THAT’S hot, right?”

“Yeah, I guess so,” David said, eyes closing for juuust another second before glancing anxiously around. “It’s just.. damn, there’s something weird about this, right?”

“Weird is the spice of life,” Damon said. “Fuck, my nuts are so heavy, could ya focus on just jerking me off bro? I really wanna get off.”

“Yeah, sure thing, Damon,” the ram said.

Hands slid slickly on hard flesh, as two twin sets of balls swung and dangled and bumped against the panelling on the sink. Each bump nudged it inwards, slowly swivelling on a hidden hinge. The top rotating in, and the bottom rotating out, upwards, until there was a good six inch gap between the underside of the counter, where their hips were pressing against, and the panelling, which had made a sort of ‘ramp’ leading under the sink. Those fat nuts dangled on top of it, the bulls hanging lower along it but the ram’s taking up a wider amount of space.

“I think I’m gonna-” David said, abrutply, feeling his shaft twitch, his nuts shifting and sagging even lower.

“Yeah, me too, buddy!” Damon said, and both of them flexed their buttocks, pushing forward, and gouting thick prey-gurt into the big plastic cup.

Spfft! Spfft! Their keggels flexed, muscles in their pelvises contracted, and they each felt a peculiar sensation, the feeling of some great, thick blockage in their system finally clearing.

“Huh!” Damon said, as he felt his groin seize, cock nearly jumping out of David’s hand to spurt a rogue missle at the kitchen wall.

“Ungh!” David said, as his own did a similar thing.

Clap! Went the swivelling panel, as both sets of nuts slid down along it, their weight completing it’s twist to rest flat along the wall, seemingly a solid part of the cabinetry.

The two neutered studs stood there, panting, the yogurt cup almost full of their combined donations, before David hurriedly pulled his shorts back up. His cock pinned against his belly, he pulled his shirt down over it.

“Why the rush,” Damon said, snickering as the ram peered this way and that.

“Well.. we just came. If he was gonna neuter us, it would be now, when we weren’t looking!” David replied, gesturing absently. “Come on, man, let’s get out of here before we lose our balls!”

“You’re silly,” Damon said, pulling his bicycle shots up and following the ram towards the front door. Wow, he felt much lighter, that was quite a purging! “Charn! hey we gotta go but we left you a cup full! Get better soon buddy!”

“Thanks!” came the voice from upstairs. “Really appreciate it you guys!”

And the two left, the door locking behind them, totally unmolested by the tiger.

Or so they thought!

Charn snuck back down the stairs, and took the cup of ‘yogurt’ from the sink. He took a small jar of clear liquid from the fridge - a mixture of pain relievers, viagra, and a special ginger extract he had learned about from a cheetah friend - and poured it in. He stirred it with a spoon, and the still warm semen congealed, thickening and solidying into a gelatin of some sort. He slipped the cup into the fridge, whistling to himself.

Wasn’t that zebra fellow supposed to be by later? And of course that nice gryphon guy across the street, certainly he’d be interested in a fruit smoothie!

He opened the cabinet under the sink, smiling at the bowl of swollen, detached pouches. A big bull sack nearly covered the others, but he could see five distinct scrotal shades in there. Well, he’s had a lot of visitors today!

He was juuuust reaching for that greyish ram pouch, to play with it, when the doorbell rang.

“Coming!” The tiger sang, as he closed the cabinet door.

Oh yes, an all liquid diet, indeed!
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The dentist trip went well and I'm recovering well, lost my teeth but it wasn't nearly as excruciating as I had expected it to be.

This picture was actually done quite some time ago by SueaNoi (Not on Inkbunny) , you can see it FA LINK- Here! though I'm sure most everyone already has. ;)

Damon and David and Charn are all © Me, as is that Ginger extract. ;)

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