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It had taken most of his carton of Beast-lite and two rounds of Pants the Queer, but the two virile jocks finally stumbled out of the frat house and into the college's main park near by. Derrick was buzzed, sure, but he knew enough about the area still to know there was a park bench nearby.\n\n\"Fuck, dude, I think I forgot my pants!\" said the otter, poking at his jock. He giggled. \"And I think I got to pee.\" \n\n\"Cool, dude, don't even worry about it, just go piss behind that tree.\" Derrick pulled a Camel out from the inside of his boot, the bent fag a bit sweat-stained but just as light-able as one from the pack. He puffed away as the otter marked the tree. Then he got an idea.\n\nBruce was hosing down a bush, making the leaves all shiny in the moonlight, when he heard something. A crackling sound. The urine dribbled to a stop, and he peered into the bushes. Anyone there? Best not to ask out loud. The otter had a sudden tingling in his spine as he remembered the text he had gotten a couple hours ago. Adam, his original ride home, didn't make it to the party, and he had gotten an obscure text saying only, \"The Masked Nutter is Back!\" He had assumed it was some lame prank, of course, but now there was something making noises in the wood, and he was a bit... unnerved.\n\nSo when two beefy paws wrapped around his hips and pulled his jock the rest of the way down, he screamed in a suitably girly fashion! Turning, he launched a fist into his assailants face... hitting Derreck squarely in the chest. The big lion laughed, and Bruce blushed. \n\n\"You're an asshole, you know that?\"\n\n\"Heh heh, I'm just glad you already pissed, or I'd be wet right now.\" Those big lion paws came back, and scooped up under the otter's hanging junk. \"Damn, you been pumpin' or something? They don't normally look that big in the showers.\"\n\n\"Huh? Oh, you mean my nuts?\" he took a step back, reaching down and hefting them up. \"Well, yeah, they -are- bigger, aren't they? Damn! Not that I'm complaining! Must have been something in the punch, huh?\" Such a thing wasn't extremely uncommon, especially in an engineering college. \"Course, yours are pretty big too!\"\n\n\"Yeah, but,\" Derrick leered, \"That's their normal size. Come on over, let's do some comparisons.\"\n\nBruce was a bit nervous, after all, he had heard the rustling in the bushes, which meant someone or -something- was watching them, but Damn if Derrick didn't pull his shirt up over his head, showing off that powerful torso. Bruce's hand slapped itself against it, a refrigeration magnet on a big ole chunk of iron, and Derrick led the drunk otter over to the park bench.\n\n\"Are you sure this is safe?\" said the otter, as he stroked over the lion's thick muscles. Derrick slid an arm reassuringly around the otter's shoulders, as a warm breeze picked up, tickling over the two stud's hanging nutsacks, dangling over the edge of the park bench. Bruce slid closer. \"I, uh, I heard the Masked nutter may be back...\"\n\n\"Don't worry, dude. I'm not letting -anyone- take your balls.\" Derrick leaned back against the park bench, showing off a thick pink lion-spike, all primed and leaking and ready to split some hole wide. \"Now why don't you show me how long an otter can hold his breath?\"\n\n\"Well...\" Bruce licked his lips, mesmerized. \"Okay, I mean, what's really the worse than can happen...\"\n\nAnd below the bench, Charn grinned, his palms full of two heavy sacks. Gone only two months, and already it was like shooting fish in a barrel. Fingers tugged at their twin parcels, heavy weights slowly being claimed as the sound of a wet, sloppery blow job came from just above. \n\nIT was -good- to be Back.\n\nThis awesome picture was done by :iconBeachfox:, to celebrate me coming home. I am back on my feet and ready to start pumping out these stories, and nothing is going to stop me this time. :)\n\nIf you'd like to complement or commission the artist, go [url=https://www.furaffinity.net/view/6792204]Here![/url] to see where he posted it. :)\n\nWell... except for the occasional drunk jock, but -still-.", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Derrick the lion had been trying -all- night to get Bruce the otter out of the trashy party they were at. It had taken most of his carton of Beast-lite and two rounds of Pants the Queer, but the two virile jocks finally stumbled out of the frat house and into the college's main park near by. Derrick was buzzed, sure, but he knew enough about the area still to know there was a park bench nearby.

"Fuck, dude, I think I forgot my pants!" said the otter, poking at his jock. He giggled. "And I think I got to pee."

"Cool, dude, don't even worry about it, just go piss behind that tree." Derrick pulled a Camel out from the inside of his boot, the bent fag a bit sweat-stained but just as light-able as one from the pack. He puffed away as the otter marked the tree. Then he got an idea.

Bruce was hosing down a bush, making the leaves all shiny in the moonlight, when he heard something. A crackling sound. The urine dribbled to a stop, and he peered into the bushes. Anyone there? Best not to ask out loud. The otter had a sudden tingling in his spine as he remembered the text he had gotten a couple hours ago. Adam, his original ride home, didn't make it to the party, and he had gotten an obscure text saying only, "The Masked Nutter is Back!" He had assumed it was some lame prank, of course, but now there was something making noises in the wood, and he was a bit... unnerved.

So when two beefy paws wrapped around his hips and pulled his jock the rest of the way down, he screamed in a suitably girly fashion! Turning, he launched a fist into his assailants face... hitting Derreck squarely in the chest. The big lion laughed, and Bruce blushed.

"You're an asshole, you know that?"

"Heh heh, I'm just glad you already pissed, or I'd be wet right now." Those big lion paws came back, and scooped up under the otter's hanging junk. "Damn, you been pumpin' or something? They don't normally look that big in the showers."

"Huh? Oh, you mean my nuts?" he took a step back, reaching down and hefting them up. "Well, yeah, they -are- bigger, aren't they? Damn! Not that I'm complaining! Must have been something in the punch, huh?" Such a thing wasn't extremely uncommon, especially in an engineering college. "Course, yours are pretty big too!"

"Yeah, but," Derrick leered, "That's their normal size. Come on over, let's do some comparisons."

Bruce was a bit nervous, after all, he had heard the rustling in the bushes, which meant someone or -something- was watching them, but Damn if Derrick didn't pull his shirt up over his head, showing off that powerful torso. Bruce's hand slapped itself against it, a refrigeration magnet on a big ole chunk of iron, and Derrick led the drunk otter over to the park bench.

"Are you sure this is safe?" said the otter, as he stroked over the lion's thick muscles. Derrick slid an arm reassuringly around the otter's shoulders, as a warm breeze picked up, tickling over the two stud's hanging nutsacks, dangling over the edge of the park bench. Bruce slid closer. "I, uh, I heard the Masked nutter may be back..."

"Don't worry, dude. I'm not letting -anyone- take your balls." Derrick leaned back against the park bench, showing off a thick pink lion-spike, all primed and leaking and ready to split some hole wide. "Now why don't you show me how long an otter can hold his breath?"

"Well..." Bruce licked his lips, mesmerized. "Okay, I mean, what's really the worse than can happen..."

And below the bench, Charn grinned, his palms full of two heavy sacks. Gone only two months, and already it was like shooting fish in a barrel. Fingers tugged at their twin parcels, heavy weights slowly being claimed as the sound of a wet, sloppery blow job came from just above.

IT was -good- to be Back.

This awesome picture was done by :iconBeachfox:, to celebrate me coming home. I am back on my feet and ready to start pumping out these stories, and nothing is going to stop me this time. :)

If you'd like to complement or commission the artist, go Here! to see where he posted it. :)

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