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For Danger can lurk around every corner!\n\nHere we see Derrick. Derrick is a nice boy, from a nice family! He's in a big town, and the appeal of wild, unusual activities has him piqued. Using the wonders of the internet, twitter, and \"sexhunter.com\", Derrick is finally getting to explore a side of his sexuality, with a handsome young tiger from \"Charntown, Tennessee\". \n\nBut how can Derrick be sure the tiger knows his limits? Simple! Use a SAFEWORD. While both parties are still clear minded, agree on a common word, not likely to come up during normal play, that's easy to remember. \n\nDerrick Should have suggested something like \"Cornbread\", but was swayed by a tiger's charming grin, and more charming paw down the front of his pants, and agreed to the word \"PRESTIDIGITATION\" instead.\n\nFour beers, one hamburger bun, and four tablespoons warm Manwich Brand Sloppy Joe sauce later, and Derrick has let that word slip from his memory, as he watches those jaws slooowly close on that first bite. \n\nPineapple? No, Derrick, that's not the safeword. Pepperoni? Not quite! \nPrestidigitating? Close, but close doesn't cut it for hungry tigers! Oh well, Derrick, maybe next time you'll pay more attention!\n\nRemember boys, if you're going to play games, Always Remember your Safeword!\n\n*crunch!*\n\nThis Public Service Announement brought to you by Clingem Underwear, Conagra Foods, and the fine fellows of the Stuftpouch University Generic Athletic Team! Special thanks to Derrick Mheetbulge for his contribution!\n\nAnd now, a message from our sponsor:\nRemember, Mealtime is always fun with the rich, robust flavor of Manwich Sloppy Joes. Ready in less than 15 minutes, Manwich is a quick and easy one-pan meal that everyone loves. Make tonight a Manwich night! \nManwich is available in three great flavors—Original, Bold, and Thick & Chunky.\n\n---------------------------------------------\n\nArt done by @beachfoxtreme\nDerrick and \"Charntown, TN\" tiger (c) Charn\nAll other entities (c) their owners\n\nOh yes, this is a series. :D", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Originally Submitted to FurAffinity.net on March 3rd, 2011 06:32 AM.

With Spring Break just around the corner, the Stuftpouch University Athletic Team is gearing up for fun and excitement in exotic places!

But Beware! For Danger can lurk around every corner!

Here we see Derrick. Derrick is a nice boy, from a nice family! He's in a big town, and the appeal of wild, unusual activities has him piqued. Using the wonders of the internet, twitter, and "sexhunter.com", Derrick is finally getting to explore a side of his sexuality, with a handsome young tiger from "Charntown, Tennessee".

But how can Derrick be sure the tiger knows his limits? Simple! Use a SAFEWORD. While both parties are still clear minded, agree on a common word, not likely to come up during normal play, that's easy to remember.

Derrick Should have suggested something like "Cornbread", but was swayed by a tiger's charming grin, and more charming paw down the front of his pants, and agreed to the word "PRESTIDIGITATION" instead.

Four beers, one hamburger bun, and four tablespoons warm Manwich Brand Sloppy Joe sauce later, and Derrick has let that word slip from his memory, as he watches those jaws slooowly close on that first bite.

Pineapple? No, Derrick, that's not the safeword. Pepperoni? Not quite!
Prestidigitating? Close, but close doesn't cut it for hungry tigers! Oh well, Derrick, maybe next time you'll pay more attention!

Remember boys, if you're going to play games, Always Remember your Safeword!

*crunch!*

This Public Service Announement brought to you by Clingem Underwear, Conagra Foods, and the fine fellows of the Stuftpouch University Generic Athletic Team! Special thanks to Derrick Mheetbulge for his contribution!

And now, a message from our sponsor:
Remember, Mealtime is always fun with the rich, robust flavor of Manwich Sloppy Joes. Ready in less than 15 minutes, Manwich is a quick and easy one-pan meal that everyone loves. Make tonight a Manwich night!
Manwich is available in three great flavors—Original, Bold, and Thick & Chunky.

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Art done by @beachfoxtreme
Derrick and "Charntown, TN" tiger (c) Charn
All other entities (c) their owners

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