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In fact, he may have already stopped by your house, while you were reading this little blurb! \n\nThank you for being part in Charn's Best Ever Easter Egg Hunt. :)\n\nPicture wonderfully done by :iconKuma-Kun: last year for easter, but I never got around to posting it. :)\n\n\n\n*Note - To see how many eggs Charn has 'found' and put in his basket, just look at the number of 'views' this submission has. ;)\n", "description_bbcode_parsed": "
While Charn was recovering from his first week of Chemotherapy, he heard a rattling in his kitchen. He went downstairs and found a very startled looking easter rabbit in his pink fursuit with Charn's fridge open and Charn's stash of collected eggs all over the floor.

"Can I help you?" Asked the woozy, drug-dilapidated tiger to the stunned rabbit.

"Oh, Um, well, I ran out of eggs to hide so I was going to borrow some of yours, but, uhhhh-----"

"Oh, really, well, I mean, if you want some fresh eggs I can go get you some," the tiger responded, subtly cornering the now sweating mythological creature in the corner. "But the thing is, I'm a little sensitive to sunlight and this chemo is making all of my fur fall out."

"Oooh, well, you knooow... I mean I'm not supposed to allow this, but... I could let you borrow my suit," said the rabbit, terrified of the dopey, menacing tiger.

"Oh, really? That would be kind of cool. Pink's not really my color, but,"

"Well nobody would see you, I mean, that's the magic of the suit. Grown ups can't see it, you could even bump into someone and they wouldn't notice, because they can't. They're grownups."

"Well how can -I- see you, then."

The rabbit grimaced. "You must be on some very good drugs."

The tiger nodded. "I am at that. Okay. Well, how about this, I'll bhorrow your suit, and go collect some eggs, and you stay here and dye them? And I'll be back in just a little bit."


- - - - - - - - - -- - --- - -- -

So did you know that the Easter Rabbit  -is- real, but as we get older we develop a protein in our brain that prevents us frmo being able to interpret sensory inputs from mythological things, so in effect the easter rabbit doesn't exist for us grown ups. Only the very old, the young, and the crazy can see the Easter Bunny. Also the heavily medicated. Like Charn.

So there is a heavily medicated rabbit in an invisible suit loose in your town or city, right now. In fact, he may have already stopped by your house, while you were reading this little blurb!

Thank you for being part in Charn's Best Ever Easter Egg Hunt. :)

Picture wonderfully done by :iconKuma-Kun: last year for easter, but I never got around to posting it. :)



*Note - To see how many eggs Charn has 'found' and put in his basket, just look at the number of 'views' this submission has. ;)
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