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Think of a tic-tac-toe grid, or a hash tag - # as the basic layout of the roads. \n\nThe two horizontal paths are referred to as \"Upper\" and \"Lower\", and the two vertical paths are referred to as \"Leftern\" and \"Rightern\"\n\nThe dark lines represent possible paths that Charn may have taken as he visited buildings.\n\nWe know that Charn, having a tendency to have angry fun spoilers tracking behind him, never crosses his path. That means he does not enter the same building twice, or go through the same intersection twice, or walk along the same stretch of path more than once. It also means he did not leave a building through the same door he entered it. All buildings have one door on each side that is facing a path. \n\nCamera footage shows Charn entering the area from one of the buildings on the Leftern most side of the map, ie one of lots A, D, or G, and then leaving that building sometime later - which means that he made a complete loop. \n\nTyrone, a bouncer and body guard for the “Total Experience” all men’s gentleman review, was the first to actively discover evidence of the tiger’s presence (Note: this does not mean that his encounter was the first reported - it should be assumed that all clues are displayed in a random order). Having walked due west from the “Total Experience” bar, to a Rental Cottage located on Lot H, Tyrone stood outside while Dakota Thrust - the bar’s speedo-bursting albino lion stripper - went inside to perform a stripper gram. Tyrone reports that he did not see Charn pass at all between the rental cottage and the bar. Ten minutes after Dakota was meant to finish his job and come back outside, Tyrone entered the building. Dakota was found blindfolded and unconscious on the couch, and emasculated. His speedo, still heavily bulging, was found in the kitchen, on counter. Opening up the fabric, Tyrone found the lion’s maleness, rubbery and mostly erect, furled up around a wad of fifty dollar bills. However there was no sign of the lion’s testicles and it is assumed that they have been devoured.\n\n\nSide note: The Total Experience would like to note that through a personal agreement between Charn and the bar’s owner, a certain “Mr. L”, the tiger does not - and did not enter the bar. Dakota’s maleness was able to be salvaged, and Dakota will continue to perform on Tuesday Night, when the bar has a “Bulgeless Bucks”special. Mr. L especially wanted to point out that if there is enough financial interest, Dakota will be doing a special show, involving him being intimately reunited with his, now-plastinated, maleness. \n\nBlake, a cheetah who runs the area’s only sexual-themed restaurant, which is in one of the area’s four corners, said that he saw Charn from his east-facing window. He says he saw Charn walk up from the south, and then turn right, into “Edgar’s”, the tantric sex work shop building. The workshop leader, a muscular snow leopard named Edgar, reports that a tiger Did come in towards the end of his “Blueballs and Blueberries” training shop, and claimed to have a technique for increasing stamina that the sabretooth had never heard of before. Edgar had obliged the tiger, more because of the tiger’s rougish confidence than anything else, and reported that the tiger had actually not been very good at what he did. The setup, he said, had actually been rather crude, involving mostly tying a silk scarf around the neck of each other’s ball sacks and then performing mutual fellatio. The tiger hadn’t been very good at that, either, the snow leopard reported, saying that he had felt enough nibbles and scrapes from the tiger’s teeth that was actually relieved when the tiger had pulled away. It should be noted that the snow leopard had until this point not realized that he had been neutered by the rogue feline - it was only after he had asked if being castrated had hurt that he had pulled his pants down and realized his loss. “Damn,” the leopard said, “I guess he was better than I thought!”\n\nA bull, who only wanted to be known as “Daniel”, had apparently gone to a free STD clinic in town, in a building he said “was on both the Leftern AND Western paths”. He says that a tiger in scrubs had been very friendly while helping the big brahman up onto an examination table. When the bull had expressed concern that he may have contracted pubic crabs from one of his friends, the tiger had explained that there was a very easy way to deal with crabs , then and there - a quick shave. \n\nUpon handling the bull’s goods, the tiger had insisted that the bull allow him to put up a privacy screen - saying that the ‘little buggers’ had a tendency to jump and that the tiger was concerned that they may get into the bull’s thick chest ruff. After that, it had been a simple matter of a thorough washing, including some almost-painful squeezes along his bull-boulders, and then an application of a minty-smelling, very cold shaving cream. ‘Daniel’ stated that any erection he had had from being washed quickly disappeared, but that the tiger didn’t seem to mind, he ‘really enjoyed’ shaving his balls. The bull then added, with a bit of pride, that a lot of people did. Which is why he didn’t pay it any mind when the tiger seemed to take a while longer than he imagined would take for a ball shaving. Regardless, he had been cleaned up and sent on his way shortly thereafter, and hadn’t thought twice about it until a few hours later, when he began to get a dull ache in his groin. \n\nHe had gone back to the STD clinic, to find that there were, in fact, no tigers on the payroll there, and after a cursory examination, the doctor had confirmed what the bull had already begun to fear - his balls had been replaced with silicone replacements.\nKenton is a gray wolf married to Barkley, a german shephard. Both had come to the resort to satisfy their mutual love for bondage play. Both were bondage bottoms. Both had been restrained, and neutered, thought in different ways.\n\nKenton had eagerly been locked into a hanging stocks situation - his arms and head were trapped between two slats of wood, which hung from solid chains from the ceiling. Thus ‘trapped’, his powerful muscular body, tight muscled ass, and generous dangling equipment had been totally exposed. It was his favorite situation, he said, and had led to some wonderful ‘punishing the big bad wolf’ scenarios. \n\nThis scene had been slightly different - an interrogation scene, which he also enjoyed. “Where’s your partner’, had been his ‘assailant’s’ demand, giving the wolf’s rear end a sharp slap, making Kenton jump.\n\n“I don’t know!” the wolf had breathlessly replied. \n\n“Tell me where he is, or I’ll punish you!” said the assailant - and in the dark, Kenton honestly couldn’t make out who his assailant was, except that he had smelled like a cat.\n\n“I can’t tell you, I don’t know!” said the wolf. That was when he had gotten ‘lubed up’. The assailant was wearing some kind of medical gloves, amd had smeared some green slime over his thick, ten inches of wolf shaft. It had tickled, the wolf remembered, and seemed to slide around on it’s own, even when the tiger had pulled his hand away. (Forensics have confirmed that the gloves matched those stolen from the STD clinic earlier in the day).\n\n“Tell me,” said the wolf’s playmate, as he had circled around the wolf, “Or you’ll wish you had!” At this point, he had moved in close, stuffing something hot, slippery, thick under the wolf’s tail, plunging into him without a bit of warning. Hands had pulled the wolf’s head down, to watch as the green slime coating his dick began to ... bubble. It thickened, going from a sheen to a crust to a shell, and he could feel it slithering and squirming against his naked, sensitive doggy dick. It probed into his piss slit, and he felt a bubble of precum push out to meet it - and be drawn away. A bubble pulled out of his slit, pulled down along his shaft, before dissolving into nothing.\n\n“I.. what.. what is that?” the wolf stammered, but his partner said nothing, grinding up into his rear. \n\n“What is it doing?” the wolf demanded, this time groaning, as the shell of green slime seemed to stroke along his dick, gripping and milking it. Another blob of precum was pulled loose - dissolved away, and the slime grew thicker, slimier around him. \n\n“It’s feeding,” whispered the wolf’s playmate in his ear, hunching steadily, grinding against his prostate. “On You.”\n\nThat made the wolf wiggle, squirming in his stocks, but he could not reach down, not to as much as pull the now jellied thing from his still rampant arousal. It tingled, almost burning, and he could feel it hungrily stroking and pulling at his erection, even as the feline behind him mashed his prostate.\n\n“Nnng, get it... okay, Pineapple!” The wolf said, ready for the scene to be over. It was getting too weird for him. Way too weird.\n\nThe feline didn’t seem interested in stopping, though, ignoring the wolf’s use of the safeword. “Better tell me fast.. even a big, heavy cock like yours won’t last long once it gets a Real taste of you...” The tiger ground, angling his shaft upwards, and the wolf’s eyes crossed.\n\nWarm, thick spooging ribbons of his seed ejected from the tip of his shaft. It would have, anyways, if the green slime wasn’t acting like a muscular condom, capturing and absorbing his rich, fertile essence. It blossomed instead, bulging and blooming, thickening from a half an inch thick shell to an inch, two inches, until a watermelon’s worth of slime churned and chugged at his shaft. It slid down, encapsulating his dangling scrotum, massaging them as firmly as it did his shaft, and the wolf whimpered as his now very sensitive erection was continuously played with.\n\n“I said... I don’t know... I don’t even know what you want me to tell you!”\n\n“Tell me,” the feline purred, as he pulled loose from the tiger’s rear end - before the slime could touch him. “where your husband is.” The feline reached up, tapping the wolf’s wedding band. “I followed the two of you here - now tell me, where is your man going to be?”\n\n“I... I don’t know! I can’t tell you!” said the wolf, as he began to hunch his hips against the riding, rippling mass of slime. \n\n“Then I can’t help you. Enjoy these next few orgasms, Wolfie... while you can.” And with that, the feline left - through the southern exit of the building, Kenton said.\n\n\n\nIt can only be assumed, therefore, that Barkley was visited by the tiger after Kenton - as he reported a very similar incident. His wrists had been bound by metal manacles to ‘the rack’ - a thick, oaken table with a harsh, incandescent light shining just above. His ankles had similarly been restrained, to either of the table’s legs, leaving his groin pushed up and out. His own knotted canine shaft was being stroked, his nuts being caressed, kneaded, and pulled by a leather-gloved paw. The bright light above made trying to see anything pointless, so the canine had been thrusting and pushing against the stroker’s gloves with his eyes clamped shut. \n\nThis had gone on for some time - with no lube, no words, just leather against flesh, until he had felt something wrapped around his ball-sack. His captor had said one thing, and one thing only during this scene, and this was when he said it: “When you cum, I’m cutting off your balls.”\n\nHe had tried to see who it was, at that point, tried to pull free, but there was no escaping - just like there had been no escaping for Kenton. The gloved fingers were merciless, caressing, teasing, coaxing, all while the hint of something cold and sharp rested just above and below his stretched balls.\n\nBarkley had tried to plead, to reason with whoever it was - after all, he had no idea if this was real or not. There was certainly no reason to think it was real, but something in the other’s tone had set his hackles on edge.\n\nDespite all of the thinking of baseball he could think of, or his grandmother - or Kenton’s grandmother - he couldn’t get his cock to soften. The touches were too subtle, too intimate, handling his equipment gently but firmly, dragging soft imprints against the steel-hard flesh.\n\nBarkley had held out, of course, for as long as he was able, but eventually he got tired. Eventually he couldn’t hold back anymore. Eeeeventually, he came, and when he came, he lost. The blades snapped shut, powerful scissors cleaving through soft flesh, and even while Barkley’s fluids were milked to spatter against his chest and belly, the assailant held up those thick, handsome doggy balls, before making his way out of the door.\n\nThe couple were both found, and released, to find each other and hug. While Barkley still had his ample doggycock, though, Kenton’s equipment had been dissolved away, entirely. Both shaft and balls, nothing more than a large, green, slimy mass, that had, upon finishing the digestion of his dangling appendages, slithered free of his body and down the drain. (Note: There has been no indications that the slime is still around, but Syd is checking out the sewers.)\n\nDiametrically opposite where Kenton’s bondage scene went wrong, there was a hunting-stalking bathhouse called the “Prey Date”. In the sauna, a wildebeest was being gangbanged by a trio of lions (none of which were Dakota Thrust from earlier in this puzzle). One in the butt, one in the mouth, and one servicing his cock. An attendant had added water to the rocks, making a nicely thick fog, shortly before the wildebeest (who preferred not to be named), felt a fourth pair of hands against the back of his thighs. None of the other lions REPORTEDLY saw any of this, but at this time, while the wildbeest was chock-full-a-cock, he felt a mouth wrap around his long, dangling scrotum, and teeth nibbling at the root of it. Right around the time he felt the pinches that indicated he was being emasculated, the lions had all been clenching and gripping him, dousing him with their seed, and the wildebeest, ‘overwhelmed with a feeling of passivity’, had allowed the rogue mouth to take his jewels. He had extricated himself, and attempted to give chase to the assailant - he saw the assailant leave out the north side of the building, and turn right, heading eastward. \n\n\nAnd that’s all the reports we have! From the information given, can you determine where Charn started, which buildings he visited (and in what order), and the path he took to get to each one?\n\n\nList of Scenes/Places:\n\nCharn's starting/ending point (same place)\nKenton (and the stocks / goo)\nBarkley (and the Rack)\nDakota's Strippergram\nStripper Bar (\"Total Experience\")\nEdgar's (Tantric Workshop with Snow leopard)\nSpa (Prey Date with Wildebeest)\nClinic (Bull/neuticles)\nBlake (Cheetah with restaurant)\n\nIf there are questions or you would like clarifications, just comment below and I'll address them.\n\nI will say that even after all the places are figured out, figuring out Charn's path is a bit harder and involves a different sort of deductive work. Keep in mind the order that is used in the clues, and once you know where Charn starts, it helps to number each building he visits, in order.", "description_bbcode_parsed": "So this is a different sort of logic puzzle - the graph image that I posted as the basis for the puzzle is the graph you can use to solve it. You can also make your own, just thought this would be easier.

Also to help things out, I'm adding a list of the scenes at the end, for each of you to figure out where everything was/happened.

Case File: The Resort

There is a Men's Only resort that Charn likes to visit, on occasion, such as he did last Friday.

The resort has different areas, for different purposes, and as you might expect, Charn decided to visit the 'red light' district area. Let's try to reconstruct where Charn went and what he did, from the accounts of those who were there!

First, we know that there the area that Charn visited consisted of four intersecting sidewalks, with buildings between each walk. Think of a tic-tac-toe grid, or a hash tag - # as the basic layout of the roads.

The two horizontal paths are referred to as "Upper" and "Lower", and the two vertical paths are referred to as "Leftern" and "Rightern"

The dark lines represent possible paths that Charn may have taken as he visited buildings.

We know that Charn, having a tendency to have angry fun spoilers tracking behind him, never crosses his path. That means he does not enter the same building twice, or go through the same intersection twice, or walk along the same stretch of path more than once. It also means he did not leave a building through the same door he entered it. All buildings have one door on each side that is facing a path.

Camera footage shows Charn entering the area from one of the buildings on the Leftern most side of the map, ie one of lots A, D, or G, and then leaving that building sometime later - which means that he made a complete loop.

Tyrone, a bouncer and body guard for the “Total Experience” all men’s gentleman review, was the first to actively discover evidence of the tiger’s presence (Note: this does not mean that his encounter was the first reported - it should be assumed that all clues are displayed in a random order). Having walked due west from the “Total Experience” bar, to a Rental Cottage located on Lot H, Tyrone stood outside while Dakota Thrust - the bar’s speedo-bursting albino lion stripper - went inside to perform a stripper gram. Tyrone reports that he did not see Charn pass at all between the rental cottage and the bar. Ten minutes after Dakota was meant to finish his job and come back outside, Tyrone entered the building. Dakota was found blindfolded and unconscious on the couch, and emasculated. His speedo, still heavily bulging, was found in the kitchen, on counter. Opening up the fabric, Tyrone found the lion’s maleness, rubbery and mostly erect, furled up around a wad of fifty dollar bills. However there was no sign of the lion’s testicles and it is assumed that they have been devoured.


Side note: The Total Experience would like to note that through a personal agreement between Charn and the bar’s owner, a certain “Mr. L”, the tiger does not - and did not enter the bar. Dakota’s maleness was able to be salvaged, and Dakota will continue to perform on Tuesday Night, when the bar has a “Bulgeless Bucks”special. Mr. L especially wanted to point out that if there is enough financial interest, Dakota will be doing a special show, involving him being intimately reunited with his, now-plastinated, maleness.

Blake, a cheetah who runs the area’s only sexual-themed restaurant, which is in one of the area’s four corners, said that he saw Charn from his east-facing window. He says he saw Charn walk up from the south, and then turn right, into “Edgar’s”, the tantric sex work shop building. The workshop leader, a muscular snow leopard named Edgar, reports that a tiger Did come in towards the end of his “Blueballs and Blueberries” training shop, and claimed to have a technique for increasing stamina that the sabretooth had never heard of before. Edgar had obliged the tiger, more because of the tiger’s rougish confidence than anything else, and reported that the tiger had actually not been very good at what he did. The setup, he said, had actually been rather crude, involving mostly tying a silk scarf around the neck of each other’s ball sacks and then performing mutual fellatio. The tiger hadn’t been very good at that, either, the snow leopard reported, saying that he had felt enough nibbles and scrapes from the tiger’s teeth that was actually relieved when the tiger had pulled away. It should be noted that the snow leopard had until this point not realized that he had been neutered by the rogue feline - it was only after he had asked if being castrated had hurt that he had pulled his pants down and realized his loss. “Damn,” the leopard said, “I guess he was better than I thought!”

A bull, who only wanted to be known as “Daniel”, had apparently gone to a free STD clinic in town, in a building he said “was on both the Leftern AND Western paths”. He says that a tiger in scrubs had been very friendly while helping the big brahman up onto an examination table. When the bull had expressed concern that he may have contracted pubic crabs from one of his friends, the tiger had explained that there was a very easy way to deal with crabs , then and there - a quick shave.

Upon handling the bull’s goods, the tiger had insisted that the bull allow him to put up a privacy screen - saying that the ‘little buggers’ had a tendency to jump and that the tiger was concerned that they may get into the bull’s thick chest ruff. After that, it had been a simple matter of a thorough washing, including some almost-painful squeezes along his bull-boulders, and then an application of a minty-smelling, very cold shaving cream. ‘Daniel’ stated that any erection he had had from being washed quickly disappeared, but that the tiger didn’t seem to mind, he ‘really enjoyed’ shaving his balls. The bull then added, with a bit of pride, that a lot of people did. Which is why he didn’t pay it any mind when the tiger seemed to take a while longer than he imagined would take for a ball shaving. Regardless, he had been cleaned up and sent on his way shortly thereafter, and hadn’t thought twice about it until a few hours later, when he began to get a dull ache in his groin.

He had gone back to the STD clinic, to find that there were, in fact, no tigers on the payroll there, and after a cursory examination, the doctor had confirmed what the bull had already begun to fear - his balls had been replaced with silicone replacements.
Kenton is a gray wolf married to Barkley, a german shephard. Both had come to the resort to satisfy their mutual love for bondage play. Both were bondage bottoms. Both had been restrained, and neutered, thought in different ways.

Kenton had eagerly been locked into a hanging stocks situation - his arms and head were trapped between two slats of wood, which hung from solid chains from the ceiling. Thus ‘trapped’, his powerful muscular body, tight muscled ass, and generous dangling equipment had been totally exposed. It was his favorite situation, he said, and had led to some wonderful ‘punishing the big bad wolf’ scenarios.

This scene had been slightly different - an interrogation scene, which he also enjoyed. “Where’s your partner’, had been his ‘assailant’s’ demand, giving the wolf’s rear end a sharp slap, making Kenton jump.

“I don’t know!” the wolf had breathlessly replied.

“Tell me where he is, or I’ll punish you!” said the assailant - and in the dark, Kenton honestly couldn’t make out who his assailant was, except that he had smelled like a cat.

“I can’t tell you, I don’t know!” said the wolf. That was when he had gotten ‘lubed up’. The assailant was wearing some kind of medical gloves, amd had smeared some green slime over his thick, ten inches of wolf shaft. It had tickled, the wolf remembered, and seemed to slide around on it’s own, even when the tiger had pulled his hand away. (Forensics have confirmed that the gloves matched those stolen from the STD clinic earlier in the day).

“Tell me,” said the wolf’s playmate, as he had circled around the wolf, “Or you’ll wish you had!” At this point, he had moved in close, stuffing something hot, slippery, thick under the wolf’s tail, plunging into him without a bit of warning. Hands had pulled the wolf’s head down, to watch as the green slime coating his dick began to ... bubble. It thickened, going from a sheen to a crust to a shell, and he could feel it slithering and squirming against his naked, sensitive doggy dick. It probed into his piss slit, and he felt a bubble of precum push out to meet it - and be drawn away. A bubble pulled out of his slit, pulled down along his shaft, before dissolving into nothing.

“I.. what.. what is that?” the wolf stammered, but his partner said nothing, grinding up into his rear.

“What is it doing?” the wolf demanded, this time groaning, as the shell of green slime seemed to stroke along his dick, gripping and milking it. Another blob of precum was pulled loose - dissolved away, and the slime grew thicker, slimier around him.

“It’s feeding,” whispered the wolf’s playmate in his ear, hunching steadily, grinding against his prostate. “On You.”

That made the wolf wiggle, squirming in his stocks, but he could not reach down, not to as much as pull the now jellied thing from his still rampant arousal. It tingled, almost burning, and he could feel it hungrily stroking and pulling at his erection, even as the feline behind him mashed his prostate.

“Nnng, get it... okay, Pineapple!” The wolf said, ready for the scene to be over. It was getting too weird for him. Way too weird.

The feline didn’t seem interested in stopping, though, ignoring the wolf’s use of the safeword. “Better tell me fast.. even a big, heavy cock like yours won’t last long once it gets a Real taste of you...” The tiger ground, angling his shaft upwards, and the wolf’s eyes crossed.

Warm, thick spooging ribbons of his seed ejected from the tip of his shaft. It would have, anyways, if the green slime wasn’t acting like a muscular condom, capturing and absorbing his rich, fertile essence. It blossomed instead, bulging and blooming, thickening from a half an inch thick shell to an inch, two inches, until a watermelon’s worth of slime churned and chugged at his shaft. It slid down, encapsulating his dangling scrotum, massaging them as firmly as it did his shaft, and the wolf whimpered as his now very sensitive erection was continuously played with.

“I said... I don’t know... I don’t even know what you want me to tell you!”

“Tell me,” the feline purred, as he pulled loose from the tiger’s rear end - before the slime could touch him. “where your husband is.” The feline reached up, tapping the wolf’s wedding band. “I followed the two of you here - now tell me, where is your man going to be?”

“I... I don’t know! I can’t tell you!” said the wolf, as he began to hunch his hips against the riding, rippling mass of slime.

“Then I can’t help you. Enjoy these next few orgasms, Wolfie... while you can.” And with that, the feline left - through the southern exit of the building, Kenton said.



It can only be assumed, therefore, that Barkley was visited by the tiger after Kenton - as he reported a very similar incident. His wrists had been bound by metal manacles to ‘the rack’ - a thick, oaken table with a harsh, incandescent light shining just above. His ankles had similarly been restrained, to either of the table’s legs, leaving his groin pushed up and out. His own knotted canine shaft was being stroked, his nuts being caressed, kneaded, and pulled by a leather-gloved paw. The bright light above made trying to see anything pointless, so the canine had been thrusting and pushing against the stroker’s gloves with his eyes clamped shut.

This had gone on for some time - with no lube, no words, just leather against flesh, until he had felt something wrapped around his ball-sack. His captor had said one thing, and one thing only during this scene, and this was when he said it: “When you cum, I’m cutting off your balls.”

He had tried to see who it was, at that point, tried to pull free, but there was no escaping - just like there had been no escaping for Kenton. The gloved fingers were merciless, caressing, teasing, coaxing, all while the hint of something cold and sharp rested just above and below his stretched balls.

Barkley had tried to plead, to reason with whoever it was - after all, he had no idea if this was real or not. There was certainly no reason to think it was real, but something in the other’s tone had set his hackles on edge.

Despite all of the thinking of baseball he could think of, or his grandmother - or Kenton’s grandmother - he couldn’t get his cock to soften. The touches were too subtle, too intimate, handling his equipment gently but firmly, dragging soft imprints against the steel-hard flesh.

Barkley had held out, of course, for as long as he was able, but eventually he got tired. Eventually he couldn’t hold back anymore. Eeeeventually, he came, and when he came, he lost. The blades snapped shut, powerful scissors cleaving through soft flesh, and even while Barkley’s fluids were milked to spatter against his chest and belly, the assailant held up those thick, handsome doggy balls, before making his way out of the door.

The couple were both found, and released, to find each other and hug. While Barkley still had his ample doggycock, though, Kenton’s equipment had been dissolved away, entirely. Both shaft and balls, nothing more than a large, green, slimy mass, that had, upon finishing the digestion of his dangling appendages, slithered free of his body and down the drain. (Note: There has been no indications that the slime is still around, but Syd is checking out the sewers.)

Diametrically opposite where Kenton’s bondage scene went wrong, there was a hunting-stalking bathhouse called the “Prey Date”. In the sauna, a wildebeest was being gangbanged by a trio of lions (none of which were Dakota Thrust from earlier in this puzzle). One in the butt, one in the mouth, and one servicing his cock. An attendant had added water to the rocks, making a nicely thick fog, shortly before the wildebeest (who preferred not to be named), felt a fourth pair of hands against the back of his thighs. None of the other lions REPORTEDLY saw any of this, but at this time, while the wildbeest was chock-full-a-cock, he felt a mouth wrap around his long, dangling scrotum, and teeth nibbling at the root of it. Right around the time he felt the pinches that indicated he was being emasculated, the lions had all been clenching and gripping him, dousing him with their seed, and the wildebeest, ‘overwhelmed with a feeling of passivity’, had allowed the rogue mouth to take his jewels. He had extricated himself, and attempted to give chase to the assailant - he saw the assailant leave out the north side of the building, and turn right, heading eastward.


And that’s all the reports we have! From the information given, can you determine where Charn started, which buildings he visited (and in what order), and the path he took to get to each one?


List of Scenes/Places:

Charn's starting/ending point (same place)
Kenton (and the stocks / goo)
Barkley (and the Rack)
Dakota's Strippergram
Stripper Bar ("Total Experience")
Edgar's (Tantric Workshop with Snow leopard)
Spa (Prey Date with Wildebeest)
Clinic (Bull/neuticles)
Blake (Cheetah with restaurant)

If there are questions or you would like clarifications, just comment below and I'll address them.

I will say that even after all the places are figured out, figuring out Charn's path is a bit harder and involves a different sort of deductive work. Keep in mind the order that is used in the clues, and once you know where Charn starts, it helps to number each building he visits, in order.", "writing": "", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "", "pools_count": 4, "title": "Logic Puzzle Two - Charn's Holiday", "deleted": "f", "public": "t", "mimetype": "image/jpeg", "pagecount": "1", "rating_id": "2", "rating_name": "Adult", "ratings": [ { "content_tag_id": "4", "name": "Sexual Themes", "description": "Erotic imagery, sexual activity or arousal", "rating_id": "2" } ], "submission_type_id": "1", "type_name": "Picture/Pinup", "guest_block": "t", "friends_only": "f", "comments_count": "0", "views": "415" }